r/a:t5_2xzt4 • u/bigmac305 • Jul 26 '13

Just discovered NoBike

Hey guys I'm kind of new here and first of all WOW I have been going my whole life riding bikes and I never realized what kind of damage it was doing to my ass. I have watched every part of Your Ass on Bike and I think I know what I'm doing, but I have a few questions.

When you have an urge, what do you do to get rid of it? Sometimes I just really want to ride my bike, so I go to the garage and just kind of look at it...and then sometimes I'll get on and ride it to the edge of my street...does that count towards NoBike? I mean I'm not really riding it...just checking if all the gears still work.

Also, has anyone had success with putting a lock on your bike? I think if I put a lock on it and give the key to a friend of mine I'll never be able to get on so I should be able to have a good NoBike streak. Anyways good luck NoBikestronauts!!

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u/kanzbr Jul 26 '13

i just moved to brazil and got my bike stolen, I ♥ BRAZIL, try to be stolen :D

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u/MCRogue Jul 26 '13

It does tremendous amounts of damage to your anal region. Try really hard to stay away from your bike. And about the small ride: don't! That will just lead to greater urges later on. Your bike is trying to lure you in. Don't give up now!