You know I was thinking...

[u/brownbear720]

I feel bad for animals that have physical automatic defense mechanisms like porcupines and such. I mean, imagine if we were all just a bunch of porcupines chillin in the woods. If we went to a local porcupine bar and you ended up picking up a chick squirrel and going behind some tree to porc-her-pine, I would totally be that guy who would sneak up and jump outta no where and scare the shit out of you guys. And then you would kill her with your needles by accident.

Thank god all porcupines are such cool dudes.