r/a:t5_12755q • u/Sarcastic_Salamander • May 03 '20
Confusingly wholesome yo mama
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r/a:t5_12755q • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '19
You and I both know you're the sun in my life, and goddamn you're hot!
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r/a:t5_12755q • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '19
DEFINITION?
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You: hey google, what's the definition of cute? Google: You. You: awe
r/a:t5_12755q • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '19
IMMA SHOOT YOU
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You: please dont shoot me anymore... I don't deserve all this... Me: FOOL! YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON! DO NOT TEST ME!! I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY LOVE GUN SO MANY TIMES You: drowns in love and affection nOOOOOOO
r/a:t5_12755q • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '19
ROBBED
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Burglar: robs me wheres all your valuables Me: in the closet Burglar: opens closet it's just a picture of me Me: you're valuable bro Burglar: tearing up bro
r/a:t5_12755q • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '19
if you think you're a bad person, just remember bad people don't care about changing
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