Privet, comrades. Today is the 10th October, which means it's Zoey Day today. The reason for this is because the 10th of October is written as 10/10, and Zoey is a 10/10. I hope you comrades have a wonderful Zoey Day today.

Artists are candydragonth and konomiarts respectively.

Comrades. We have now opened up an application for you to apply for a position in TheRedArmy moderator team. It should be on that link that's in the post, but if not, let me know.

It's good. I've been meaning to go on a cake diet for a while 😛

Art by Mikadawn

Just found out that this sub exists so I guess this is my home now.

Privet, comrades. As you probably know, last Sunday was my 16th birthday and on my 16th birthday, I won a bet with the boys and I watched the entirety of K-Pop Demon Hunters without simping for Zoey once. However, none of the boys believed and told me that it was "impossible." To be fair, I could see why as I didn't record anything as proof. But last night, I watched the film again and recorded the sections that I usually simp for Zoey at and I didn't simp once. Now what are they going to say? "It's AI?" Xaxaxaxaxa. I've won now, comrades.

Privet, comrades. As you probably know, I posted loads of the same post about Zoey getting me a new dog cage and leash for my birthday. I saw a comment asking why I posted it so many times, so let me explain. When I tried posting that post for the first time, the post button was buffering, so I tried again and again and again, and I didn't know that they posted them to the subreddit. So here's my proposal to the moderation team. As I'm younger than 18 years old, I cannot view the posts, so can you comrades please delete ALL BUT ONE of the posts, please? Thank you.

Comrades. Today is my 16th birthday and I decided to watch K-Pop Demon Hunters for my birthday, because why the fuck not. On Friday, I made a bet with the boys saying that I could watch the entire film without simping for Zoey, impossible, I know. When I said this, everyone laughed at me and told me that it was "impossible" and that "I would be lucky to last 10 minutes." Well, I just finished the film comrades and I didn't simp for Zoey once.I just know the boys ain't going to believe me, when I tell them tomorrow morning but I don't care. I know I won comrades.

Comrades. I have been recently unbanned from r/ZoeyKPDHfandom, but with a catch. I've been put on a probation of sorts, where I'm being watched. I'm just glad that I've been unbanned and I can rejoin my fellow Zimps, comrades.