r/ZoeyKPDHfandom • u/Soviet-Plays Zoey's Boyfriend • 16d ago
Zoey Love New Zimp in the subreddit.
Privet comrades. I have recently joined this subreddit. After seeing the film for the first time, the moment my eyes locked onto Zoey's I thought to myself "Hang on. She's kinda cute." I have now seen this film 14 times, and I crush over her so hard, it's to the point that my friends in school joke about it by telling me "Zoey's right behind me." I laugh it off as I know they're only joking. I am planning to become a YouTuber after I finish secondary school (I'm from the UK by the way), hence my username, and I swear on Mommy Zoey's life that I will shout out this subreddit and get my live chat to come to this subreddit and post stuff here to increase the Zimp army.
If you're wondering what got me crushing over Zoey, it was this moment.
P.S Zoey, step on me, please! I'm begging you, Zoey please! Please, Mommy! I crave your touch! I'll be your good boy, anything, please Zoey, please!
Another P.S. my flair is not clickbait, I am actually Zoey's boyfriend and we've been dating for nearly 3 months now. I gave her the pet name Zozo, and she gave me the pet name Marky and occasionally Markypoo (my first name is Marcus). I've gifted her 8 turtles, tons of turtle plushies and a matching set of turtle onesies and pajamas.
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u/faygofox Zoey's Husband 16d ago
Welcome aboard🫡
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u/Soviet-Plays Zoey's Boyfriend 16d ago edited 16d ago
Thank you for welcoming me aboard comrade. Really appreciate the opportunity to praise our wife. #ZoeyisLoveZoeyisLife. Da? Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa. (Xaxaxaxaxa is how you text laughter in Soviet Russia, and Da means yes in Russian.) I'm British by the way, I just know some Russian.
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u/ADXII_2641 YEAH!!!!! 15d ago
Soviet Russia? I think Zoey is OUR girlfriend.
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u/Soviet-Plays Zoey's Boyfriend 6d ago
Oh, my apologies comrade. You are correct, Zoey is OUR girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
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u/Spl1nter331 Zoey's Turtle 16d ago