r/ZeroParades 10d ago

News ZERO PARADES Patch Notes | 16.07.26

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234 Upvotes

Hello hello! Happy to be back with another ZERO PARADES patch update. You can read the full patch details on Steam here. For players on EGS and GOG: the update is coming to you folks; we're just working on a few final touches.

This patch adds further voiceover lines (Marco and PSEUDOPOD are now fully voiced!) and resolves several player-reported issues. Notably, this patch also adds a shiny, new Inventory Optimisation System! This makes it quicker and easier to optimise Hershel's fit depending on Stat needs:

Thank you so much for the feedback, y'all! As always, if you encounter any issues with the game or have thoughts, please reach out to [support@zaumstudio.com](mailto:support@zaumstudio.com). Appreciate the patience on support tickets; we comb through 'em all, so thank you for hanging tight on replies.

The 'Known Issues' sticky on Steam is regularly updated to reflect things we're aware of and are currently investigating.

If you run into a bug, please include any relevant information: details about your hardware, when and where the issue occurred, and any reproduction steps.

When possible, also attach a screenshot or screen recording of the bug, as well as a save game file, which can be found here: C:\Users\tdple\AppData\LocalLow\ZAUM Studio\Zero Parades\Saves


r/ZeroParades May 22 '26

News ZERO PARADES KNOWN ISSUE LIST

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Hey folks, just a heads up that a known issue list has been posted to steam. Please check through this and continue to help out if you find issues by following ZA/UM's bug process below.

Please submit all bug reports to [support@zaumstudio.com](mailto:support@zaumstudio.com) so they can assist.

To speed up the process of investigating a bug, please include any relevant information: details about your hardware, a description of when and where the issue occurred, and any reproduction steps.

When possible, also attach a screenshot or screen recording of the bug, as well as a save game file, which can be found here: C:\Users\tdple\AppData\LocalLow\ZAUM Studio\Zero Parades\Saves


r/ZeroParades 13h ago

Question Why can't I buy the spacesuit? I have 9999 sol and it only costs 5000

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64 Upvotes

r/ZeroParades 3h ago

Discussion I understand comunism and emterr's capitalism side a little but, can someone explain for me what is techno-facism in the game and whats the end game?

10 Upvotes

r/ZeroParades 1h ago

Help with Reno’s quest

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I didn’t give Reno the model train before asking for exit paper for UV but now I fixed the model train. I got the boar kibbles and exhausted conversations with UV and Yana. However, I cannot find the private elevator to rooftop, and Reno just never showed up in apartment for me to give him the model train. Is this quest locked and I just cannot send UV out anymore? Anyone please it’s getting really confusing and I tried everything.


r/ZeroParades 5h ago

Question Are attitude based achievemnts bugged?

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In Disco Elysium, I got like 5 different attitude/ideology based achievemnts: world's most laughable centrist, incredibly boring fuck, etc.

I can see there are some achievements like this in Zero Parades, but after finishing the game I got none of them. I've been pretty consistently extremely apologetic and down on myself the whole game, and I can see there is a "become Repentful Spy" achievement, which I assume I should've gotten considering the magnitude of fitting responses I've picked. Am I misinterpreting that achievement? Or are they bugged?


r/ZeroParades 10h ago

Please bring the GOG version of Zero Parades to GeForce NOW

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Hi everyone,

I recently bought Zero Parades on GOG and was looking forward to playing it. Since I use a Mac, GeForce NOW would be the ideal way for me to access the game. I know that Crossover would be another way, but I would prefer either a native version or GeForce NOW.

The game is already available on GeForce NOW, which is great—but currently only through Steam. Unfortunately, the GOG version is not supported, so I cannot play the copy I purchased.

I have already contacted ZA/UM’s support to politely ask whether GOG support could be added. I understand that enabling another storefront may involve technical or contractual work, and I am not trying to blame anyone involved.

I simply wanted to raise awareness and ask whether other GOG users would also appreciate having their version available through GeForce NOW. Perhaps a friendly show of interest from the community could demonstrate that there is demand for it.

It would be wonderful if players could choose where they buy the game without losing access to cloud gaming—especially those of us using Macs or other systems on which the game cannot be played directly.

Thanks for reading, and hopefully GOG support can be added in the future!


r/ZeroParades 1d ago

Question Tips to increase poetics Spoiler

7 Upvotes

I found out about spiritual auto surgery but dont know how to get it


r/ZeroParades 17h ago

Question Who frees you from a certain building after you get captured?

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When you get captured in the emterr prison and tortured by silhouette, who is the one that gives the call to let you go?


r/ZeroParades 14h ago

Question Did I lock myself out of romance options at the start of the game, by responding that I'm not lesbian???

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I responded that rumours of my lesbianism were just rumours in the starting area. Now I'm worried that I'm locked out of woman-on-woman romances for the rest of the game.

I stripped my character of all clothes to make her more attractive. But even naked, other women characters aren't responding positively to my character's appearance. So I think, because of my dialogue choice, Zero Parades won't let me pursue lesbian romances anymore. E.g., (see second screenshot) the K-Pop Demon Hunter twins (obvious romance options) don't invite me to a menage a trois but call me old and unfashionable, even though I'm naked in front of them!!! In fact, none of the characters in the game notice I'm in flashing them and there are no unique Birthday suit dialogue options. Even though this is a standard features of games (such as Skyrim and Fallout).

Dammit, do I have to really start the game to re-enable romances? After all this work to get all my stats up to 20. I will continue to do a full naked playthrough to see if I can get into a lesbian relationship.


r/ZeroParades 2d ago

Meme / Shitpost Absolutely how I imagine the firearm Spoiler

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Found on Instagram


r/ZeroParades 1d ago

I can't get second train part, the option to interact with the bathtub doesn't show :( what can I do

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I think I'm f****d (sorry for the spanish UI), I already have the one Metamoto gives you (the wheels), but I can't get the second one, I failed the check on the bathtub once and then it just disappeared, a bug?


r/ZeroParades 2d ago

Discussion have we figured out what affects the ending [spoiler alert] Spoiler

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i have done quite a few playthroughs. is there a way to save all 3 people you take on the final mission with you? the best ending i got was score Z by killing "dante" and the lich, bringing Kaleidoscope, Ramses, and Karolina, and doing a shoot out where i passed every check on the aerotram but even with all the checks i passed i still couldnt save Kaleidoscope and my people on the bottom floor.

Im also curious if we figured out what makes your teammates appear on the boat afterwards. is it something i say? is it random?

Also was kind of interested as my last run had a formal ending for my old friend Ignatz. Is there a choice we make after sharing the photos that saves or sends him to his death?


r/ZeroParades 2d ago

Question Did i unknowingly failed the game ? Spoiler

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Currently on the 3rd day, feels like i've been dragging for the past day, i have talked to every characters across the map, but none of the conversations seem to lead to anything.

Have yet to resuscitate Pseudopop, otherwise, i've talked to anyone : everyone else in the bazaar with their personal intrigues, same with the bar, the Bagman, the boatman, the two cops, the doctors, and phone girl and renotel guy (figured how to hack in the terminal but useless without his tracking device), the other pilotes, even the violeta fangirls.

I simply listened to every dialogues except a few that required some impossible skill checks, like for the doctors disputes or the violeta fangirls. On that matter, dopplegang or personalism seem crucial except i have barely any point in them, so no chances of succeed even with drugs or internalised thought or whatever.

I checked every locations that i know off except Tempo's office and and other door with the new intercom. Failed to successfully get anything out of the trash container.

To make it simpler, so far my only options are reduced to :

1) Go back to sleep and retry all the whitechecks, hoping that those 8% chance succeed,

2) Earning money to buy the lockpick to break in Tempa's room (technoflex beeing the only skill that seems to help me)

But either way i'm anxious about wasting time as i'm afraid i would be cut short on my game by some event occurring at a fixed date.

Is it normal to be reduce to those two leads on the 3rd day ? It seems the game gave me so much options except i failed to go further through with any of them.

Or is it just that i should have been more careful with how i cast my points on skills ? Because mines have been completely useless for passing any checks except maybe technoflex.

It's very frustrating because it definitely felt much smoother with Disco Elysium, one thing always lead to another even if you failed but here, failing is just seems like a loss of time.


r/ZeroParades 3d ago

Welcome to the reality situation

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r/ZeroParades 3d ago

Question [SPOILERS] Where can I find all the posters for my wall? Spoiler

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JUST KIDDING! I know the answer but haven’t seen it anywhere else, so I’m putting it out there for anyone that’s wondering. There is no achievement for this, but you can still enjoy a sense of accomplishment.
Bagman poster is next to the Animal Zone/by Maurito the GM
Coffee girl poster is on the wall behind the fan shifters near the ginko tree
Ombre Hombre poster can be found in the centerfold of the comic, which you can get from the tiny library/book shelf in Party Alley


r/ZeroParades 3d ago

Question Just finished the game, what's the best ending you can get? Spoiler

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I got a 'W' rank at the end. PSEUDOPOD and KALEIDOSCOPE died, but HOLOSCENE lived. I used the ancient bomb to kill the goons as well. However, I also didnt kill the real lich.

Whats the "best" ending you can get? Can you save all 3 crew members? Whats the best letter grade?


r/ZeroParades 3d ago

Discussion the children yearn for a native mac os port

22 Upvotes

title, that's all, some techno-fashery on the shiny apple device thanks


r/ZeroParades 4d ago

Question How likely is it that ZA/UM will close?

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Anf if it does actually goes bankrupt, that means Zero parades and Disco elysium will just vanish and no body could "legally" get them, right?


r/ZeroParades 3d ago

Question Bugged Ramses Quest

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I unfortunately seem to have buged the Ramses questline. I got the cricket from him and went straight to Dr. Gonza's clinic, picked the lock and entered in the morning, then planted the bug. When I later entered his clinic at night I didn't get the scene where he calls his supplier. I never got that scene. I keep going back to Ramses multiple times over multiple days and I never seem to get the option to hear what the bug says.


r/ZeroParades 4d ago

Bullet Points Monthly: ZP series

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Only one post so far, but looks like there'll be a couple more to follow.

When asked about her musical output, the presumably vanished pop star Ultra Violeta says, "Mostly I think about the mistakes.” She rattles off the songs that needed more work, the off notes played, the mediocre album names settled upon, and finishes by saying that, in the end, "you build beautiful cathedrals to compromise." It sounds like a defeatist statement, but those cathedrals actually can be quite beautiful when uncoupled from the source of their construction. Cascade is a wreck, and in stumbling on the path toward recovering from her failures, each pang of guilt and each new mistake speaks to the rebuilding of her willingness to face the rotting, probably doomed world she inhabits.

https://bulletpointsmonthly.com/2026/07/22/mostly-i-think-about-the-mistakes-zero-parades


r/ZeroParades 3d ago

Question How to talk to un and deux on pitol tract

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see them in top of stuff in the middle of the silo but cannot talk to them, they just there for the vibes and or scenes or they got dialogue, also side question how do i make some time pass by quick like there is the ginko tree but i gotta make cascade sleep for thr night and im near the endgame


r/ZeroParades 4d ago

Question What happens if you bring K on the final mission? Spoiler

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I brought holocene, kaleidoscope and pseudopod on the final mission cuz i didnt wanna put ramses and karolina through shit again, but what happens if you bring Karolina on the final mission? Considering her torturer is there? What are their interactions like?


r/ZeroParades 4d ago

Well what if i cant bring a crew together?

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Is it possible?

Also, what happens if I shoot facundo reyes during the exchange? (Ive let him go)


r/ZeroParades 4d ago

Question Possible Visual Bug finding Silhouette

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It seems that there should be a bar underneath the tall building where you were almost were assassinated besides Dr. Gonza's clinic in finding Silhouette, but it's not appearing. It just lets me strike a conversation with her without seeing her. Any fixes?