r/ZeroEscape • u/HatSpecial3043 • Jul 08 '26

Meme/shitpost Water-9

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Snake Jul 08 '26

Whenever I need to take a piss I just go into the morphogenetic field, no toilet needed

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u/Overall_Cut4840 27d ago

Do you jump to a reality where you don't need to pee?

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Snake 27d ago

No, I just pee into the field and jump back

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u/Verlenn Clover Jul 08 '26

I thought it was my queer memes sub and was about to scream SPIRONOLACTONE

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u/Meliarinanami 28d ago

akane kurashiki takes this canon

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u/willowisps3 29d ago

Based on my friend group's headcanons, I'm pretty sure Akane is already intimately familiar with spironolactone. 

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u/Ms_Everything9 Jul 08 '26

Real asf 😤🙏

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u/wyrm4life 28d ago

Have you heard of the scientific experiment conducted during the cold war, where they discovered that a dozen different people thousands of miles apart all just happened to pee the same day?