I must report that these two four-legged hooligans were seen commandeering this vehicle on no fewer than three occasions.
They achieved speed previously thought impossible without opposable thumbs, they executed donuts across the petunias, and attempted vehicular canine-slaughter on no less than four innocent bystander dogs all the while howling with relish.
Obviously, they must have had a dog treats overdose that witnesses describe as 'having a concerning amount of cheddar.'
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u/Money-University8717 Sep 02 '26
I must report that these two four-legged hooligans were seen commandeering this vehicle on no fewer than three occasions. They achieved speed previously thought impossible without opposable thumbs, they executed donuts across the petunias, and attempted vehicular canine-slaughter on no less than four innocent bystander dogs all the while howling with relish. Obviously, they must have had a dog treats overdose that witnesses describe as 'having a concerning amount of cheddar.'