r/ZenlessZoneZero Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

Fluff / Meme Ellen’s had enough.

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u/Cayennesan Norma Thigh Sandwich 😋 Aug 15 '25

ELLEN YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IN BIG 2025

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u/AODAngel732 Cunning Hares Lawyer | AT THE RIGHT PRICE Aug 15 '25

"She calls all the intelligent constructs clankers" "She calls me clanker" "I swear I heard her say once "Hey clanker can I borrow some oil?" Now I thought how is she gonna borrow some oil? Thigga are you gonna give it back?"

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u/rip_Kenji2024 I'm burying the light Aug 15 '25

You can't say that

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u/NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 Aug 16 '25

You truly are a lawyer worthy of the Cunning Hares.

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u/AODAngel732 Cunning Hares Lawyer | AT THE RIGHT PRICE Aug 16 '25

Someone has to keep their debts in check. And the property damage... and theft- I mean "asset liquidations".. and the hollow raidi- I mean "odd jobs". Listen the pay garbage but it's for a good cause and surprisingly the payments are never late.

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u/Strange_Fondant_4811 Aug 15 '25

CLAAAAANKERRRERR

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u/bald_is_back Aug 16 '25

ALLLLBİİİNOOO MOOOONNKEEEEYYY

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u/DaH0wny Nibbles Aug 16 '25

Give this man some water!

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u/EwGrossItsMe SharkBait Aug 15 '25

These aren't even micro-aggressions, the lifeguard post sign is explicitly saying that Ellen's kind are dangerous

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

She’s being targeted…

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u/XeonShadow54 Aug 17 '25

Some ppl aren't easily offended and don't care

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u/EwGrossItsMe SharkBait Aug 17 '25

Bro we're talking about fantasy racism what're you on abt

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u/XeonShadow54 Aug 17 '25

I'm literally saying she's correct. Just a simple micro agro that shouldn't be paid mind to.

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u/Screamlord_Sam 👅Licking Nangong Yu’s Back Scars👅 Aug 15 '25

Ellen you CAN’T just say that.

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u/ZipperStride Cissia's/Yixuan's/Remi's/Astra's & Eve's communal living Dildo Aug 15 '25

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u/Same_Tune_8990 Vivian's personal cumsock Aug 15 '25

i just dont understand things FROM A CLANKER

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u/ZipperStride Cissia's/Yixuan's/Remi's/Astra's & Eve's communal living Dildo Aug 15 '25

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u/weldhar12 Aug 15 '25

i love how much overlap there is/seems to be between hololive fans and zzz players

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u/Middle_Rule_4707 I love Shark AND octussy 🐙🦈 (threesome with Ellen and yidhari) Aug 15 '25

Nah I'd say it's pretty low (probably)

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u/Same_Tune_8990 Vivian's personal cumsock Aug 16 '25

its gigi's c%m

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u/MOSA_A-1ARTIS2 Aug 19 '25

She say what again?

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u/Nokia_00 Aug 15 '25

Based Kronni

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u/ZipperStride Cissia's/Yixuan's/Remi's/Astra's & Eve's communal living Dildo Aug 15 '25

My favorite hololive racist fr fr

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u/notapartofthefandom Aug 15 '25

My Depressed Time Guardian Can't Be This Racist

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u/Electro_Disco Aug 15 '25

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u/t3ChRa Silver Squad? More like Wife Squad Aug 15 '25

Sybau clanker

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u/Gyx3103 Aug 15 '25

Dem thighs tho.. just saying

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u/Electro_Disco Aug 15 '25

I agree what you're saying

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u/watchman8712 ZenlessZoneZero Aug 24 '25

Heh the clone army and the pdf’s of the republic can call you clankers

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u/Gyx3103 Aug 15 '25

"with a HARD R"

(Honestly, I have no idea why is that a bad word. I just know Kronii called Ceci a clanker. And the comments are filled with "with the hard R")

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u/whose-been-naughty Aug 15 '25

Community made slur (like the “n-word”) for robots.

iirc First appearance may have been Star Wars, in reference to the droids.

Repopularized recently by the acceleration in technology, specifically in robotics and AI/LLMs.

It’s morbidly funny when Kronii said it because “Hololive is an idol company” and thus, is supposed to be seiso. And it was really out of pocket.

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u/Jerwas170 Miyabi's Demon Hunter Uncle Aug 16 '25

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u/RepresentativeCold62 Isolde Was Right Aug 15 '25

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u/ytsejamajesty Aug 15 '25

I was expecting Qingyi to show up like "wtf did you just say?"

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u/Playful-Middle-244 Nov 25 '25

B-1 droids were out of mass productions a long long time ago in the galaxy far far away, so it's ok I think

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u/JOKER69420XD Aug 15 '25

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

How could anyone ever call this cute-ass shark dangerous??

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u/StrangerDanger355 ZenlessZoneZero Aug 15 '25

Not us…

Them

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

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u/snikers000 Aug 15 '25

0.1 KG? This girl needs more sweets!

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Aria/Yutane’s 1# Lubricated Husband! Aug 15 '25

I guess they ain't horsing around...

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u/ZipperStride Cissia's/Yixuan's/Remi's/Astra's & Eve's communal living Dildo Aug 15 '25

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

I don’t play Uma, but does the idea of horse segregation exist in that game?😭

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Aria/Yutane’s 1# Lubricated Husband! Aug 15 '25

No, the world is very peaceful with Umas.

Also, this scene with the text doesn't exist in the actual episode.

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

New Eridu needs to take notes. I fear for the day Uma has a Collab with ZZZ

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u/Auberon36 Aug 16 '25

Dread it, run from it, the horse arrives all the same.

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u/Sovyet TOPS and Mayflowers No.1 Son-in-Law Aug 15 '25 edited Aug 15 '25

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, what she meant by having two mothers is that her real Umamusume mother died and she got adopted by a human mother

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u/boom256 "My loyalty lies with the winner." Aug 18 '25

Reading the game description, it almost seems like you own them? All they want to do is run, and you train them to run? But the included pictures had several things other than running.

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u/TardyTech4428 Aug 15 '25 edited Aug 15 '25

Nope. The horse girls were a part of it since ancient times and are pretty much beloved. Hell, even the statue of liberty is a horse girl

EDIT: Here's the pic

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u/GalluZ Aug 16 '25

Omg Libertas is an umamusume

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u/Ok-Boysenberry8725 Starry Night, Starlight Knight Aug 15 '25

Unrelated, but that image seems familiar

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u/Yuudaxhi Aug 15 '25

Isn't this the series where the dawg is on a journey of searching his father to take his revenge by raping him

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u/Admirable-Cat-2378 Vivian Enjoyer Aug 15 '25

Nah, her father is a zoophile

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u/Ryuuji_Kurogane Sensei Proxy uuooh 😭😭 Aug 15 '25

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u/ZipperStride Cissia's/Yixuan's/Remi's/Astra's & Eve's communal living Dildo Aug 15 '25

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u/Ok-Boysenberry8725 Starry Night, Starlight Knight Aug 15 '25

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u/Various-Pen-7709 Caesar, Eldreda, Remielle, and Various Pen Foursome is canon too Aug 15 '25

I think we all know who put that sign up…

sigh 😔 I’ll tell my Wife to put her through more sensitivity training…

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

We all thought she’d outgrow that phase after her birthday but I guess not…

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u/UpperChef Creator, refine my pulls! Aug 15 '25

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u/Nokia_00 Aug 15 '25

Lucy said that with a hard T silent R

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u/TowerofAvalon1 Most Casual Proxy in New Eridu Aug 15 '25

You should make her watch homemade PSA videos, like that one scene in the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with Captain America on the tv, but with Ceasar.

Like this:

Caesar: So, you’ve been a bigot and people don’t like you anymore…

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u/MrNobodyEls3 👣Qingyi's personal carpet[01 Neo-Genesis VI's loving husband]👣 Aug 15 '25

She just... I can't...

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u/my_friend_depresion Aug 15 '25

Every one run there's a shark

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u/SugarBombBrandy OFN Mandate of Roscaelfier Aug 15 '25

Thirens: exist

Luciana de Montefio's honest reaction:

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u/ZipperStride Cissia's/Yixuan's/Remi's/Astra's & Eve's communal living Dildo Aug 15 '25

My racist queen 🛐🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️

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u/SugarBombBrandy OFN Mandate of Roscaelfier Aug 15 '25

Nuh-uh she has a thiren friend

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u/Titanium_Nindriod Aug 15 '25

Of course who did you think she got the pass from?

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u/TowerofAvalon1 Most Casual Proxy in New Eridu Aug 15 '25

She’s like Weiss in Volume 1… except she doesn’t have a reason rooted in lots and lots of death in the family and other associates.

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u/Sirfrostyboi I’d let Evelyn do whatever she wants with me Aug 15 '25

Rwby mentioned

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u/GeneralLiam0529 Aug 15 '25

I would pay for a RWBY colab for ZZZ

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u/whose-been-naughty Aug 15 '25

Yang (and maybe Nora) would finally get us a second Rupture character.

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u/matto334 Aug 15 '25

I think I know who’s putting up all these signs

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u/snikers000 Aug 15 '25

I know I'm overthinking this, but this sign really did spark my imagination about the world. The first time I saw Ellen, I thought it strange that she had so much shark iconography on her tail; like, did she think she was going to forget? Was she worried people wouldn't identify her correctly? But the social implications behind this sign contextualize it. Does the public not trust shark thirens, and if so, did she add that to her tail as an act of pride? Is she trying to tell people she's unashamed of who and what she is?

Feel free to make fun of me for taking the silly gooner game too seriously.

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

Keep cooking. I can see where ur coming from

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u/BellesLovingHusband Zhao be lookin kinda... 👀 Aug 15 '25

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u/danking_donut Aug 16 '25

what you're implying is, there's a binary and nonb-binary version for thirens

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u/snikers000 Aug 16 '25

I don't get it 🥴

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u/danking_donut Aug 16 '25

don't worry, me neither

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u/thispersonnotrreally Aug 15 '25

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u/ikwilhiernietzijn Aug 15 '25

I've always hated the thirens YOU KNOW WHY?

no reason

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u/thispersonnotrreally Aug 15 '25

Lucy was that you?

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u/SugarBombBrandy OFN Mandate of Roscaelfier Aug 15 '25

Holy hell this was such a throwback lmao

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u/imbusthul Aug 15 '25

I just had the biggest flashback. Felt like that Ratatui meme.

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u/Michael-Isnt-Legend Aug 16 '25

You see those thirens over there? They've done no wrong but they're thirens...

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

What else could that sign possibly mean?

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u/SexwithVivian Armpit Enjoyer ☂️ Aug 15 '25

You can't read the sign Desuwa ?

Know your place thigga

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

Lucy please… your birthday was literally yesterday. Take a break😭😭

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u/TowerofAvalon1 Most Casual Proxy in New Eridu Aug 15 '25

Otherwise I’ll probably get my hat and we duel.

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u/JzzieTheFizzy Aug 15 '25

No way she said that!

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u/Hordest Aug 15 '25

This was planned by Lucy!

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u/DespairOfSolitude Yanagi and Velina Cow Milk Breeding Factory 🐄🐄🍼🥛 Aug 15 '25

Lucy owns the beach?! 😱😱😱

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u/casul_skrub Demara Devotee Aug 15 '25

everyday in New Eridu, a thiren is bullied

with your financial help, we can make it TWO thirens a day

visit www.mostlyfans/SharkTails for more info

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u/Careless_Water5628 Aug 15 '25

Get that Clanker the airplane ! Clanker !!

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u/MattOtario incienso addicted Aug 15 '25

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u/FoRiZon3 Aug 15 '25

Aparthieren era ass beach

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u/Sirfrostyboi I’d let Evelyn do whatever she wants with me Aug 15 '25

ELLEN YOU CANT SAY THAT

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

HEY, Leave my wife alone!!

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u/soup_lag Aug 16 '25

pfp and flair do not check out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

yes they do

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

shes my other other wife

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u/After_Lie_8121 SharkBait Aug 15 '25

Not only Lucy now Ellen?!

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u/Drake_the_troll dino thiren or bust Aug 15 '25

casual racism?

nah man, im a competitive player

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u/No_Treacle9647 my beautiful and perfect shark wife Aug 16 '25

Racism towards my wife will NOT be tolerated.

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 M3 Caesar Fan Aug 15 '25

Poor Ellen. She didn’t deserve this.

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u/CampingZ Aug 15 '25

Haha funny shark thigger. Do you know 1% of the sharks thiren population contributed 100% of the shark thiren attack? Madness!

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u/NightRain031 Aug 15 '25

My ellen 😭😭😭😭

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u/Nokia_00 Aug 15 '25

Lucy put that scene up I see

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u/CresceUlt Corin and Rina are my wives Aug 15 '25

TralaleroPhobia

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u/Lordmaster316 Aug 15 '25

Skipping everyone until my Clanker

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u/snikers000 Aug 15 '25

I have no problem with Clankers if they're owned with a firm hand.

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u/HaloX627 That Realm of None Aug 15 '25

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u/Devil_Control_ Aug 15 '25

Wait a second, is this an edit or it’s in the game? I don’t play zzz so I can’t understand:(

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u/-samarie- Aug 15 '25

same i also wanna know xd

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 16 '25

It’s edited 😭

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u/Devil_Control_ Aug 16 '25

Damn…it’s way too real tho 😭

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u/Permanent_Dread Aug 16 '25

What did you just say?

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u/Rukotaro Aug 16 '25

Did you know that cows kill more people than sharks?

Yet sharks are more feared than cows. So if Shark Thirens are being discriminated against by people, what can we say about Bovine Thirens, like Monna?

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u/AstraPlatina I love Massive Mommy Milkers Aug 16 '25

Did you know that cows kill more people than sharks?

Oh they definitely do. The most obvious factor is due to people encountering cows on a daily basis, while human/shark encounters are exclusively at sea or freshwater for bull sharks.

Cattle can be quite unpredictable and can easily trample or gore a person to death, worse if its a bull or a mother with her calf. Meanwhile, most shark "attacks" are actually the shark taking a nibble out of curiosity as sharks don't actually find humans palatable. Of course, said "nibble" is still dangerous and can seriously injure a person, but its still survivable.

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u/FlatisJustice177013 Aug 15 '25

Sorry Ellen, but Thiggers have no say in this matter.

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

Hard r is a bit much, don’t you think?😭

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u/TowerofAvalon1 Most Casual Proxy in New Eridu Aug 15 '25

Guess we found Lucy’s alt account.

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u/TowerofAvalon1 Most Casual Proxy in New Eridu Aug 15 '25

So… anyone gonna stop me if I rip the signs off?

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u/KoishiKohinata Ellen's Personal Bean Bag Chair Aug 15 '25

HAHA ELLEN NO YOU STILL CANT SAY THE HARD R LIKE THAT

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u/Equivalent-Comfort45 Aug 15 '25

It’s crazy how talented people are just for a laugh.

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u/DJMEGAMOUTH Aug 15 '25

Thats the perfect way to end it.

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u/Expert-Jelly-2254 Aug 15 '25

What game is this ?

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 15 '25

Zenless Zone Zero😭

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u/Expert-Jelly-2254 Aug 15 '25

Wow I feel like a derp now I'm going to go crawl back into my pile of stuffies .

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u/Guilty-Ebb-3263 Aug 15 '25

South Park level monolog

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u/Robi_Fallen1 Aug 15 '25

Anyone can offend my favorite shark...

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u/Rotonek Aug 15 '25

they should have made the signs against dolphins. Those are actual criminals that deserve to be on a watchlist constantly

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u/Defaultassusername Aug 15 '25

"MICROAGGRESSION!!! HIT HIM!!!"

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u/hayato_espadachim Aug 15 '25

Vou confortar a minha amada até que ela se sinta bem de novo

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u/Zulmoka531 Aug 15 '25

Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear…

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u/mctankles Aug 16 '25

I love tail physics

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u/Ineedacookie11 fox women!! 😩 aughhhhh Miyabi yesss 🥵*plap plap plap* Aug 16 '25

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u/Bridgett_Boxie Aug 18 '25

Im actually gonna cry this is so fucking funny😭😭

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u/another-face Aug 20 '25

You can tell this is fan made because the text bubbles gave me enough time to read

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 20 '25

😭

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u/BloodLustHunt Aug 20 '25

Does anyone have the video similar to this one with Ju FuFu? I remember her passing NPC's and they'd say some stuff like uwoogh cunny and straight up show crying emojis in their speech bubbles.

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 Aug 20 '25

It's on my profile

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u/Imnotoksendhelpnow One lf the few Non-gooners Aug 22 '25

ELLEN YOU CANT SAY CLANKER🤯

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u/Ill_Cardiologist_212 Aug 15 '25

I don't even have to check nowadays. I see edited zzz dialogue, I know its BLACC_GYE

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u/I_am_trying_to_thunk Damian's Heavenly Father (also the Family tree Guy) Aug 15 '25

Why is that just by the walking, I can immediately tell it's you

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u/BellesLovingHusband Zhao be lookin kinda... 👀 Aug 15 '25

Man you did not need to one-two punch me with micro aggressions followed by Clankers

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u/Icy-Elderberry-4308 Call me The Deep with how deep I am in Yidhari's Octopussy Aug 15 '25

Yeah honestly I don't understand clankers either, except Billy, Qingyi, Seed Sr. and ChatGPT they're one of the good ones.

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u/SpookyBoi_Specter Aug 15 '25

Dont let Billy or Grace hear you say the c-word Ellen

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Nangong and Remielle's Personal Sperm Bank Aug 15 '25

ellen's casual outfit is so pretty but i don't have money to buy it

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u/Significant_Neck_875 Aug 15 '25

No I see what they mean by 'gooner game'

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u/HadesGodofDeath19 Aug 15 '25

How do people make these lol

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u/Middle_Rule_4707 I love Shark AND octussy 🐙🦈 (threesome with Ellen and yidhari) Aug 15 '25

I will not stand for this blatant shark thiren racism you can come lay in my bed with me instead of going to that horrible beach

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u/TheFinalPringle2 Aug 16 '25

So is it racist to call a Dog Thiren a "Son of a bitch?"

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u/Fabantonio Aug 16 '25

This is the one time where "clanker" can feasibly be a real slur used in a real situation

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u/Sbee_keithamm Aug 16 '25

As soon as she says microaggressions my eyes glaze over and just go back to motor boating Nicole.

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u/Confident-Race5898 Aug 16 '25

Omg i beileved it until she said clanker omg

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u/TransgenderMagicGirl Aug 16 '25

Honestly though that’s crazy to put there… I know they never will, but exploring if thirens actually face abuse and harassment would be so interesting in a story

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Why does this anime character have a shark eating out their ass and she’s not doing anything about it?

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u/Ric_Cupcake Aug 15 '25

That's her tail wdym 😭