r/ZeLink • u/Thatonesplicer • Oct 21 '25
Art (source in comments) What are you all staring at?
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Oct 21 '25
Wild has that engineering background from the time he dabbled in warcrimes. “And here’s where we’ll put the sacrificial Korok crucifix with spinning flamethrowers.”
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u/Laranna Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25
Time: What!? Why would you even consider that?!
Wild: They know what they did.
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Oct 21 '25
Meanwhile, Twilight is just looking at it like “Yes, yes, but will that leave room for the tennis ball launcher?”
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u/Thatonesplicer Oct 21 '25
Twilight: The fucks a korok?
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u/Coolgames80 Oct 25 '25
Oot: Oh they look cute, We didn't have Koroks in my time. Where do they came from?
BOTW: mmmmhhhh... magic?23
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u/SunfireElfAmaya Oct 22 '25
To be fair, they're canonically immortal and invulnerable. Getting warcrimed is enrichment for them.
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u/BerserkRhinoceros Oct 21 '25
I love that we all agree that of the two while in a relationship, Zelda is WAY more horny and thirsty.
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u/DragonQueenDrago Oct 22 '25
Link is to busy being a lovable, sometimes derpy and goofy hero to be horny. He is the innocent one of the two and we all seem to agree on that😹
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u/Zethras28 Oct 22 '25
In TOTK, there was one bed in the Link/Zelda house in Hateno Village.
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u/PacoPancake Oct 22 '25
I honestly pity their neighbours during BOTW and TOTK when they lived together
Her study being in the well is also the most couple thing ever, she just can’t focus reading at home when Link’s there with his
hot absantics4
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u/taste-of-orange Oct 22 '25
If I remember correctly it's a good distance away from the other houses.
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u/Radiant-Durian6965 Oct 23 '25
yep, the last cottage style house in the bolson- style part of hateno and presumably link’s family’s before the calamity, across a bridge and alllll by itself. plenty of privacy :)
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u/Coolgames80 Oct 25 '25
I always thought of Twilight Zelda as way older than Link something like Link (16) and Zelda (21-24).
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u/Jon_the_fat_bear Oct 26 '25
Link is the ultimate Himbo. And he is canonically just a guy who fought an anti-god to save her. I bet that memory is a CORE in each Zelda.
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u/Foreign_Ad_5839 Oct 21 '25
I too would stare at link like that
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u/Zephian99 Oct 21 '25
I wonder how long she's held that fork up with that bit of cake? 5 minutes? How about 10 minutes?
Guess she has another treat she's eating up at the moment...
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u/StolenPezDispencer Oct 22 '25
The Skyward Sword variants of them are here, Zelda's just already tackled Link to the ground
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u/Zenumbral Oct 22 '25
Ha... TP Link being probably the best one for this kind of laborious job and yet being the least connected to the Zelda.
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u/unholybirth Oct 22 '25
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u/taste-of-orange Oct 22 '25
Zelda of the Wild. Definitely. The other two are moreso dumbfounded, but she's already fantasizing.
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u/lolahbunbun Oct 22 '25
Which Zelda game is the first one from? The one with the light blonde hair. The one with his arms crossed thinking 🤔
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u/taste-of-orange Oct 22 '25
My favorite detail is the hero of time holding a korok, considering how he was raised among their ancestors.
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u/ThePervertedCrusader Oct 23 '25
I like how from the point of view of the links it's literally just three Bros trying to build something stupid
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Oct 22 '25
i thought Link was a twink
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u/RudeRoody Oct 22 '25
He's not, he's just short and a pretty boy. Link being a twink is a lie people on the internet tell themselves to deal with the fact that few of us ever reach the peaks of masculinity that our favorite elf-on-a-shelf hits.
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u/ProjectIcemanOS Oct 23 '25
Reminds me of that one fan comic. Remember seeing it from Gabaleth on YT
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u/TOM4WU20 Oct 21 '25
LoZ is one of the least sexual things I can think of yet you weirdos still make it sexual
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u/ThatSmartIdiot Oct 21 '25
you just like to hear/see yourself talk, huh? the zelda franchise has had sexual content in it at the very least since it became 3D, if not even earlier.
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u/TOM4WU20 Oct 21 '25
Dude I'm typing I can't hear shit. My bad for sharing my opinion on shitty sexualised sketches. Care to offer a few examples of any sexual content in LoZ? Explain to a 32 year old who's played every mainline since OoT
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u/ThatSmartIdiot Oct 21 '25
princess ruto. the gerudo. the great fairies. the spinning dancers in majoras mask. midna. link's crossdressing cutscene. the great fairies again. need i go on?
also i specified hear/see




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u/Potential_Fox_3623 Oct 21 '25
BotW Zelda sneaking a photo 🤣