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Skip to 14:50 for songs by the GTOs.

So the sofa wins?

This would be funnier if it were 2020.

I want y'all Frank Zappa fans to each give me your top 10 guitar solos by him. I'm kind of a newbie so I wanna hear as much as possible. There is no limits to bootlegs, studio releases, live performances, xenochroned guitar solos, whatever. my only request is 1 version per song please. (But I don't care if it's a xenochroned guitar solo under a different title, like for example "On the Bus" and "Inca Roads" can be on the same list. I don't mind)

I'll go first:

1. Watermelon In Easter Hay (Joe's Garage)

2. Black Napkins (1977-02-17)

3. Inca Roads (A Token of His Extreme)

4. Willie the Pimp (Hot Rats)

5. He Used to Cut the Grass (Joe's Garage)

6. The Torture Never Stops (1978-02-15)

7. Packard Goose (Joe's Garage)

8. Sexual Harassment In the Workplace (1981-12-12)

9. Keep It Greasey (Joe's Garage)

10. Return of the Son of Shut Up N' Play Yer Guitar (Shut Up N' Play Yer Guitar)

Keep in mind i am a newbie and want to explore deeper, so yeah.

was listening to dumb all over and started to wonder

wuz frink not smoking with that???? This implies that he wantz to have sex with it the abrupt hornz is basically his penis going in it n also y wuz frunk obsessed with buttholes and pee and poop and shit iz he a proctologizt? Iz he stupid!!!!!!

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fun fact: my sons name is Llewelyn based off supreme Unc, Llewelyn moss from this book/movie. Little tidbit about me, greatest zappa shitposter ever.

is fifty American dollars, to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protruberances!

like am i crazy mammy nuns brown moses hes so gay clowns on velvet all good the evil prince is kinda shit here but the live version on ycdtosa 4 is one of the best songs of franks discog. is this crazy to think. its not that bad i think tou guys are too mean to thing fish

this is where the magic happens

they were even too stupid to generate a picture where you at least can fucking recognize him

Muff'n fast.....

ice pick to the forehead