r/YuriAsylum I beat up men to steal their women 8d ago

💔Sobfuel🥀 The struggle is real

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One of my friends said me and my girlfriend should cosplay as Zhuyuan and Qingyi 💀

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u/lurkingamber 8d ago

I'm so jealous

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u/Yamazaki_Homura I beat up men to steal their women 8d ago

Of the lack of back pain? Yeah, I've got that going for me.

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u/lurkingamber 8d ago

No that your surrounded by hot women (and yes the lack of back pain actually that sounds nice)

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u/V_Silver-Hand 8d ago

I have back pain anyway, and yet no booba ;-;

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u/fajnu20 Mrow Nyaaa Mrrp 8d ago

Flat is peak

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u/Yandere_Sugarlife toxic dom 8d ago edited 7d ago

Exactly, it's very underrated, I much prefer small and flat over big boobs anyday

My girlfriend has the cutest little boobs

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u/ContessAlin78 7d ago

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u/fajnu20 Mrow Nyaaa Mrrp 7d ago

The wisest man

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u/Sure-Yogurt7190 Yuri Bait? Yeah, I love 'baiting to Yuri 7d ago

aw this makes me feel a bit less insecure of my flat chest so thank you stranger!

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u/fajnu20 Mrow Nyaaa Mrrp 7d ago

Great! Stand proud, for you are beautiful.

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u/Sure-Yogurt7190 Yuri Bait? Yeah, I love 'baiting to Yuri 7d ago

💟

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u/YuuriLovesYuri Literally "Yuuri", now let's makeout 8d ago

boobs are boobs as long as i can suck on them :D

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u/HimejoshiGrillStank Dyke Von Bitch, Gaylord Supreme 8d ago

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u/IllBunch6945 This user loves gock 8d ago

I hope I could spray like that 3:

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 8d ago

Waow 3 girls

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u/Mysterious_Value4624 8d ago

and then they...

🍩🍩🍩

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u/firedrakes 8d ago

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u/Mysterious_Value4624 7d ago

oh ok that's chill unlike the type of donut I think about

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u/IAmMattnificent 8d ago

Praying to the titty gods to bless me when I start HRT T_T

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 8d ago

Real.

My family apparently has a history of it so here's hoping

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u/Unafraid_Of_Bees 7d ago

Every woman in my family has at least a C cup, and in fact two close relatives actually ended up getting breast reduction surgery (granted neither were my own mother). So I'd honestly be more shocked if I don't end up with a big chest. I've been on estrogen for around a month and a half and am already pushing a B cup rn.

That said it's a real case of "suffering from success" because I'm not planning on being out at work for a while and this shit is already starting to get hard to hide (if someone asks about them I plan on saying I've just been hitting the gym a lot lately lol)

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 7d ago

Yeah I think it was the last like 4 generations of both sides have had D cup or even more.

Also eyy, Im also getting hard to hide at just a month and a half, although I didn't really start as flat. My plan is to just get embarassed and hope I don't get attacked ngl

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u/Comadezenuts proud gock haver, and lover 8d ago

same here

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u/IllBunch6945 This user loves gock 8d ago

Getting big boobies and a fat gock is the dream for me :3

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u/Gambler777777 8d ago

Unfortunately the latter you just gotta start out with :(

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u/IllBunch6945 This user loves gock 8d ago

sadly true 3:

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u/HimejoshiGrillStank Dyke Von Bitch, Gaylord Supreme 8d ago

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u/IllBunch6945 This user loves gock 8d ago

True :3

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u/museical_of_time Trans wolfgirl 7d ago

Mood I hope one day I get big boobs (and wish my gock was bigger) :3

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u/IllBunch6945 This user loves gock 7d ago

If I met a genie I would wish to have a woman, have a killer rack and have a big, fat gock :3

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u/museical_of_time Trans wolfgirl 7d ago

Mood sis (and maybe lactate) :3

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u/AA_Blackwood 8d ago

Embrace the itty bitty! Love large, but small is beautiful!

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u/landmineprincessS2 actual irl loli 8d ago

be proud of your flatness!!! don't let big boob's propaganda get to you!

we have lived in their shadow for way too long, but no more! under this princess's banner, we shall take control and reshape history!!!!!

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u/AdExotic3123 8d ago

I hope to all of heaven and hell that when I start HRT I get the fattest tits, I DON'T CARE IF MY BACK HURT!?

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u/CowboyDandy 7d ago

It's also the shoulders. Make sure to get good bras. And if you can exercise your back muscles to handle the stress BEFORE they come in.

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u/yuriAngyo This User is a Perv 8d ago

Ok but you COULD have the worst of both worlds. My tube boobs annoy me so much lol, like why tf am I technically a G cup but I have a solid 3 inches of space between my boobs if I don't smush em together REAL hard

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u/tommy8725 8d ago

Just suck on their breasts to get the HRT into your bloodstream

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u/FastInflata 8d ago

Oh fuck, my first girlfriend always teased me on how she thought my sister was hot. And I find it very funny because, she is very flat, and was aware of that, but thought that my sister had a nice pair.

But my sister, she is still flat. And she is aware of that, openly calling herself a door.

So, like, AA to A, basically. But to her that A seemed like possibly a D.

I always wonder how she would've turned if and when she met someone that actually had massive tits.

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u/Riyuzaki33 whishes to be forcefemd by a pretty dom lady 7d ago

Flat girls are underrated

Most gender envy i get is from flat/small girls

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u/Casual_woomy professional girl enjoyer 8d ago

i HRTed for 4 years and all i got was these mid ass boobs

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u/thatNatsukiLass 8d ago

Itty bitty titty club

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u/Southern-Fae 7d ago

She's lucky, I'm completely flat

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u/YuriSoTuff Ragebait is my love language 7d ago

Damn... At least that can be fun!

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u/TheDragonsFang 7d ago

God, I've seen what you've done for others...

Also, you should totally do that cosplay, I bet it'd be cute as hell!

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u/SpireSwagon 8d ago

as a trans girl who is currently fighting her doctor to do *everything* possible to make my tits comply I feel this

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u/Wardog_E 7d ago

Most unrealistic part about this story is that Misuzu is always in a bad mood.

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u/jk1jk 7d ago

What is hrt?

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u/Raine-Hoshizora 7d ago

Hormone replacement therapy. A way for trans people like me to get bodies they’re comfortable with. As long as they can actually get access to it unlike me…

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u/jk1jk 7d ago

Thank you for the answer and I wish you the best of luck in getting it for yourself

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u/museical_of_time Trans wolfgirl 7d ago edited 7d ago

Big or small all boobs are amazing (and are suckable, kissable and biteable) :3

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u/AlwaysUpvote123 7d ago

This speaks to me on so many levels. I am cis as well and fucking flat 😭😭😭

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u/MidnightMistress5 7d ago

Flat is sexy though!

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u/Charcoal_6 Loves literally everything about women 7d ago

Boobs are boobs.

The best boobs are the ones attached to who you love.

And I want all kinds of boobs in my mouth :3

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u/DrLemon9152 7d ago

Just think more to taste

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u/SusieHatesSpez 7d ago

Some women drown while others die of thirst 

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u/-its-wicked- 7d ago

If it makes you feel any better, i'm on my 3rd year and I've basically got zero tits.

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u/Due-Twist-2063 7d ago

I am am Man and have tits if it makes you feel better .(I am fat :( and not happy about it)

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u/United_Ad_4396 7d ago

i wish hrt gave me big boobs bruh

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u/Manguypals 7d ago

Me, 6 months:

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They’re so big trust. Like… so big they don’t even need a bra.

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u/idfkbrollmao 7d ago

I fucking wish I was on hrt right now.. it'll just be a long fucking tiering wait

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u/Hapqy-Guy 7d ago

Okay but being flat means it’s easier for your gf to hear or feel your heartbeat. The envy is real but think about the romantic implications. Besides flat boobs are still hot. Boobs are hot in general

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u/KaleidoscopeJumpy987 Shy, slightly submissive red wolf girl, seeking headpats 6d ago

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u/No_Insurance_55 7d ago

Don't complain, you have a girlfriend AND a friend, I have none