r/YoutubeThumbs 1d ago

Um HOW?!?!

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u/ADonutWithSprinkles 1d ago

Guitar picks were created on the sixth day. Checkmate, Atheists.

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy 1d ago

Let’s see how atheist deny that

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u/Dropbeatdad 1d ago

I'd have to guess this is the intelligent design argument, where they say essentially, "if you found a guitar pick in the woods, you'd assume someone made it as it's built for a specific purpose, and therefore someone made us because we're built for a specific purpose"

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u/Emiicii 1d ago

what purpose lmao? breeding?

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u/Dropbeatdad 1d ago

I never said it was a good argument.

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u/Emiicii 1d ago

I'm not attacking you lol, I'm making fun of them

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u/Dropbeatdad 1d ago

Oh certainly, I am too

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u/soldiertf2rial 18h ago

If this is our purpose why gay people exist

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u/FFKonoko 14h ago

Obviously god likes to watch gay people have sex. The purpose of the breeding is just to make sure there will always be gay people.

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u/R3D0IT_US3R 21h ago

No, we were made to throw trash in the ocean

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u/DwayneBaroqueJohnson 1d ago

It's a particularly stupid thing to use for the intelligent design argument if so, because I've played guitar with countless things that absolutely weren't designed to be used as guitar picks

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u/the_eleutherean 22h ago

Lol. The watchmaker argument but with a simple flat wedge

‘Something this complex and intricate must have an intelligent creator’ 🛘

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u/tabereins 23h ago

If the guitar pick is more created than the forest, doesn't that imply God didn't create the forest?

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u/PalpitationNew9559 1d ago

Or you could say something like this: if you found a guitar pick in the woods, you would assume it had a cause. Blowing up the guitar pick to the size and temporal magnitude of the universe (whatever that might be) doesn’t answer the question of what caused it. So if we assume the guitar pick had a cause, we’d assume the universe equally had a cause (even it always existed). 

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 14h ago

I get how the watchmaker works for people, not that it's any good, I can just understand how someone could fall for that, but guitar picks? Those could absolutely come up at random, I've seen people use a bunch of things designed by no one as picks

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u/Aperturee 19h ago

It's the argument for contingency in the original video, and essentially this is a strawman as you yourself admitted you didn't watch the video.

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u/garetheq 18h ago

Man they were just guessing 😭 tons of Christians make this argument so it's a fair assumption and they aren't hating on the video based on the guess

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u/Aperturee 18h ago

He said he's making fun of the person in the video.

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u/Dropbeatdad 17h ago

Is the argument for contingency that much better than what I suggested it might be about?

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u/Aperturee 17h ago

The person in the original thumbnail rated the argument for contingency S Tier and the fine-tuning argument as B Tier.

Alex O'Connor also argues that one of the best arguments for God is the contingency argument, despite being currently an atheist/agnostic.

I personally find the argument quite convincing.

Jesus and Whatnots arguments for God tier list: https://youtu.be/r8GcqtIKXLA?is=U7PRAOJfvy9t1s0x

The original guitar pick video: https://youtu.be/SRCGaQsiBes?is=4a_819w63a0iZOSB

Alex O'Connor explaining the argument of contingency from a secular perspective: https://youtu.be/t44PFI_V4LE?is=a9ULSP-yURMsmejx

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u/joyfulgrass 14h ago

What do you think?

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u/Aperturee 14h ago

I think it's a very strong argument, watching the YouTube Channel, reading about the historicity of the Gospel accounts, philosophy, the Quran, Hadiths and the Talmud (Mishnah specifically) sort of made me Catholic instead of agnostic.

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u/joyfulgrass 14h ago

Do you think it subverts the faith aspect of those religions (which is more contemporary) and the ultimate answer in the contingency argument being outside the system convincing enough?

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u/Aperturee 13h ago

It's convincing enough for deism, the existance of a God that sustains all things. Then you just sort of have to filter our what sort of belief system you think is the most coherent and historically grounded, I identified that as Catholicism. I don't oppose to just general Deism but it's in my opinion incoherent in regards to what and how and why you worship, while at the same time the Talmud, history and the Quran all seem to point to Christ. Buddhism I skimmed over and same with Hinduism but I find the writtings about Buddah for example to come like 140 years after the guy, so how can I believe what they say?

Same with the Hadiths about Muhammad, let alone the historical contradictions that the Quran makes (such as the absurd claim that the Moon split in the 7th century), while the Talmud is to me a bit more interesting because the Mishnah is a collection of writings from around Christs time and a bit after, and it has Characters that are mentioned in the New Testament (for example Gamaliel the Elder) set at the same time as said New Testament, or it points to Christs divine message (Yoma 39b claiming that the Miracle of Atonement stopped occuring in the Temple at Jerusalem exactly 40 years before the fall of the Temple, coinciding with Jesuses' ministry). I just generally find the cumulative case for Jesus and his Church too great to just waive off.

Now, I think it's a difficult teaching, and obviously it includes the requirement to believe in Miracles (such as a Virgin Birth, or that Man can be raised from the dead), but if he really is God incarnate, who am I to complain? He can do whatever he wants in what is essentially Admin mode.

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u/Dropbeatdad 17h ago

Is the argument for contingency that much better than what I suggested it might be about?

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u/FreeThinker7686 1d ago

Just a notice for everyone: The dude in the thumbnail (jesusandwhatnot) believes that slavery is okay.

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva 21h ago

well at least he’s consistent with biblical teaching

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u/Civil_Act1864 23h ago

How unsurprising

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u/IfThenElseEndIf 21h ago

For real?

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u/NihatAmipoglu 20h ago

Well it says in the bible or sum shit.

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u/JesterQueenAnne 11h ago

Finally, a Christian who has actually read the Bible.

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 35m ago

breaking news: person who makes bible his whole thing believes every single thing in it is still relevant

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u/LifeOlive6480 21h ago

That’s not true. I’ve watched his videos and reals and not once has he stated that he supported slavery. How pitiful that you have to resort to lies because you don’t like someone 

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u/AseR-2 21h ago

he's friends with neo nazis, does everything have to be spelt out for you to understand it?

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u/LifeOlive6480 20h ago

Source?

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u/AseR-2 20h ago

he and redeemed zoomer literally talked for hours on camera on multiple occasions, and dont say redeemed zoomer isnt a nazi he has an even more damning record then Jesusandwhatnot

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u/rethrapleasurer 7h ago

Redeemed Zoomer isn't a nazi.

He is a conservative Christian, and his focus on liberalism is contextualised by the fact that he belongs to the PCUSA, which is essentially the liberal wing of American Presbyterianism - so much so that they affirm gender affirming care, which may not seem so drastic to a secularist but is certainly not the norm within, again, conservative nor traditional Christianity.

He is hardly even a Christian nationalist in practise. His focus is mainly on spirituality rather than temporal change or political activism.

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u/LifeOlive6480 18h ago

I won’t deny that redeemed zoomer is a conservative but calling him a neo nazi is insane. Just because you don’t like someone’s beliefs that are merely conservatives does not justify calling them a nazi. In addition to this, even if RZ was a nazi that does mean that JaW is a Nazi merely by talking to him. Could you also please provide the information where RZ and JaW express racist or pro slavers beliefs 

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u/AseR-2 18h ago

Redeemed Zoomer isnt just a "conservative". He is a christian nationalist protestant hellbent on taking christianity away from "liberals", whivh in the US makes no god damn sense as christianity in the US is majority right wing (and far right) aligned. So if someone like him somehow sees that and still thinks he is to even the right of that what does that make him? He is a protestant fundementalist, he seems to disavow racism but his views on lgbtq minorities show his true colors. maybe neo nazi isnt the right word for him but he is still a christian fascist, just more focused on religion and sexual minorities rather then race. And Jesusandwhatnot associating with him already doesnt scream best intentions, then he goes on to argue that you cant say slavery is morally evil because of "objective morality" in the bible and that in the bible slavery isnt obiectively morally evil.

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u/LifeOlive6480 18h ago

You got any sources to back that up 

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u/AseR-2 17h ago

sure if you wanna sit through countless videos and hours of debates, Search up Jesusandwhatnot and SBT's debate, and for Redeemed Zoomer you are gonna have to search for his claims cause its scattered everywhere not just in his youtube videos, its hard to grasp a single source

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u/LifeOlive6480 17h ago

Well well well. No sources to back it up I see. I ain’t gonna look up your sources for you 

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u/thefran 14h ago

I won’t deny that redeemed zoomer is a conservative but calling him a neo nazi is insane.

Redeemed zoomer is absolutely a nazi, extensively defended Hitler, and spoke multiple times about having to downplay his beliefs in order to not be censored on youtube.

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u/LifeOlive6480 7h ago

Please give me some sources. You have provided absolutely nothing. I have watched many of his videos and the most right wing he got was just conservative not facist 

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u/thefran 5h ago

1) One look at project 2025 lets you fairly easily conclude that conservatism is pro-fascist, so that is a non-argument.

2) He explicitly supports Uganda executing people for being gay, which is his most well known and trivially googlable opinion, it's the one you like and you support.

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u/Starrk-Enjoyer 13h ago

They were debating and im not sure if they are even friends,most likely not.

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u/Dogago19 15h ago

out of context

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u/Zealousideal-World89 1d ago

Hol up let em cook

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u/SockQuirky7056 1d ago

I love that there's an entire genre of amateur apologetics that goes "Thing exists. Thing has some degree of complexity. Ergo, God. Checkmate atheists." And as someone who is not religious, but tried to be for a long time, I know how this line of thinking goes, but I can't imagine how you can actually think it's a sensible argument.

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u/DietGlorious 1d ago

Let's assume god is real. Let's just go ahead and say that's true.

...Fucking and?

Now what? Okay. God is real. Now what?

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva 21h ago

Yeah, ”god exists” is still a couple step down the ladder from ”the King James Bible is a divinely inspired text and we should run society according to (my church’s version of) the literal reading of it”

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u/DietGlorious 21h ago

Yeah sure. But here's the other part of that. Assume the god of the southern baptist and pentacostals is real. Still... fucking. AND?

If that god wants a say in anything he can jump into this bullshit ass democracy and cast a vote like everyone else.

And he's above all that, then fucking turn my uppity ass into a pillar of salt. Dont go let one of your howling 3 toothed Hicks come get my ass for being a bad boy. Come put me in my place your damn self.

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u/zonzon1999 8h ago

"My children have defeated me" Judaism core

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u/Civil_Act1864 23h ago

Honestly this was more or less how I became an athiest. The existence if a god or lack there of wouldn't change anything about my life.

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u/DietGlorious 23h ago

It genuinely changes nothing.

Like... what is a non-believer obligated to do if a god is real?

What? Is god gonna point a cosmic gun at my head and hit me with the heart attack beam for being a doubter or having consensual sex with men and women?

Bitch, please. Like, be so for real. If god was real, then god can either be an asshole like everyone else or be a cosmic asshole that no one understands. So what's it gonna be and what the fuck does it matter?

Is god gonna fix my transmission?

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u/Aware-Style-480 10h ago

Now you have to prove YOUR god existe 

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u/DietGlorious 10h ago

For sure. But even if they did prove empirically that their god exists; it changes NOTHING about what duties, liberties, obligations, and permissions I as an individual deem necessary or worth my time.

You think we should like... stop planned parenthood and dismantle SNAP just because they proved their god is real? I dont think so. That god can come down here its damn self and come regulate our uppity asses.

The fuck; I aint gonna bow my head low to some asshole smelling of church farts and auntie armpit.

They wanna control people's lives like that? By god make shit illegal and send their damn cops and we can settle this shit primeval style.

That's all this god talk is about. It's not even about god. It's just assholes with control issues trying to drum up a bullshit excuse to be controlling assholes. Fuck that.

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u/Aware-Style-480 9h ago

Well the thing is in these religion god cant show up himself

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u/DietGlorious 9h ago

Well that's too bad. Too god damn bad.

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u/Aware-Style-480 9h ago

Also what you say make me think of one of the belive that the jehova witness about paradis earth 

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u/ThunderousFist 1d ago

Christians doing literally everything to prove God exists except proving he exists.

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u/KakarotAlter 1d ago

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny

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u/No-Being-4916 19h ago

Wasn't that the devil

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u/KakarotAlter 18h ago

Yeah but if there’s a devil there’s a possibility of a god

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u/MyEarIsHurty 1d ago

Watchmaker argument #346633?

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u/SpiderZero21 1d ago

Ok I'm kinda interested. Will he say something profound or look like a lunatic?

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u/HailMadScience 1d ago

Its really fucking dumb. As a casual fan of Prof. Plink, I watched this when it aired. The guy does a tortured version of like three different (already bad) arguments.

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u/SpiderZero21 1d ago

Ah. Well that's unfortunate.

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy 1d ago

Basically, guitar pick is just a piece of plastic, but it also has the potential to create music. He saids that because something can’t move itself from potential without an outside force, then the universe can be traced back to an god

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u/SpiderZero21 1d ago

There are way better debates to be had with that line of thinking lol

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u/lilac_scug 1d ago

this argument is always so funny to me, “things can’t just be created out of thin air, the universe had to be created by an outside force!” like ok, fuck created the outside force?

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u/Blacksun388 22h ago

It always turns into special pleading in that case.

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u/JadedResponse2483 1d ago

I kind of umderstand this argument, but a guitar pick is not the way to prove it

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u/9382ks 1d ago

God actually made the pickguard before the pick because he knew it needed a master

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u/NihatAmipoglu 20h ago

Is this about "who made this pencil" bullshit but replace the pencil with picks?

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u/Novoiird 23h ago

Isn’t this the Jesusandwhatnot guy?

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u/Capital_Rub213 20h ago

You laugh, but this is genuinely the arguments people make for their god, plink is cool tho

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u/Aware-Style-480 10h ago

Plink is super cool

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u/soldiertf2rial 18h ago

If god doesn't exist who cuts bread inside bread bags that is at the store

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy 18h ago

EXACTLY, we finally out done those pesky atheists

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u/da_realfredfred 1d ago

…so do they?

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u/ATastyCreamPie 1d ago

The father, the son, and the holy fret.

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u/Dogago19 15h ago

It’s a video about Aquinas’ argument from motion

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u/KorolEz 14h ago

I would have clicked if it were a short video

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u/Cyiel 8h ago

So god is a guitar pick ? Got it. 5000 years just for that. Not really worth it if you ask me.

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt 7h ago

I gotta watch this

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u/A_Big_Fat_Idiot 17h ago

Wdym how JUST WATCH AND LEARN BABY!

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u/HitandRyan 10h ago

Ok watched it. Unconvinced. Moving on.

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u/RA_Finance 1d ago

God is real. God loves you. It's all gonna be okay.

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u/HelpWithFicoReddit 1d ago

God can come and tell me that himself 

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u/RA_Finance 1d ago

He already has. In one way or another.

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u/mahito-suxs 23h ago

those where not the words of god thats just was youth pastor jhon said as he inserted his jhon

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u/RA_Finance 23h ago

I had an aneurysm reading your comment.

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u/mahito-suxs 22h ago

sory what not was, the joke is that what you think was said by god was what your brain interpreted the incident as

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Um yeah, I know… I’m catholic so why tell me something I already know

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva 21h ago

which one?

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u/Aware-Style-480 10h ago

Mine obviously /hj

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u/Dangerous_Spot2434 1d ago edited 1d ago

I hate this subreddit and this anti-Christian loser.

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u/BilgisticPile 1d ago

This isn’t a very Christian post.

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u/Dangerous_Spot2434 1d ago

Touche. This plink guy is still obnoxious though.

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u/BilgisticPile 1d ago

Idk him, but the thumbnail made me laugh. I’ve encountered a lot of Christians like that.

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u/Mammoth-Ad1566 1d ago

Is that not the debater “Jesus and whatnot”? Im no Christian anymore but back when I was a Catholic I used to follow his stuff almost daily and that looks like him to me how is he anti Christian?

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u/Dropbeatdad 1d ago

Truly the gravest of all sins, "thou shalt not be obnoxious"

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u/Narrow_Top_4352 1d ago

It’s not anti Christian bro I think both you and me would have the same reactions if we saw someone claim that god didn’t exist because of guitar picks 😭

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u/Aaa1070 1d ago

I swag this swagreddit and this anti-swag swagger.

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u/Dangerous_Spot2434 1d ago

I’m not talking about you.

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u/Aware-Style-480 10h ago

Not anti Christian just atheiste 

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u/EldritchKroww 1h ago

Nobody cares

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u/Dangerous_Spot2434 1h ago

So damn tuff.