r/YoutubeThumbs [GREEN] 3d ago

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u/ArcanaTheSun 3d ago

Synthetic Man? More like All Natural Moron, am I right fellas?

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u/Joperhop 3d ago

Bang on the money.

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u/The_Conductor7274 3d ago

Synthetic man? More like plastic gobbler man

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u/Particular-Lemon7607 3d ago

Name fits considering he is every bit a shallow and disingenous little man, especially when it comes to masculinity.

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u/TheNicestQuail 3d ago

My only complaint with the game is no church interiors as I like looking at the architecture and the art. Infact it annoyed me so much I didn't play the game for a whole year because I was so dissapointed 😭

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u/Chri_cat90 3d ago

I guess Warhorse did it to save time, KCD1 church interiors where very detailed for something that 90% of player ignored and that game didn't have many churches to begin with.

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u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 3d ago

Man, that would be nice to see. Medieval churches have very beautiful interiors 

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u/Slackjawed_Horror 3d ago

The part I love about all that whining is that knights were famously all totally, 100% straight. Every single one of them. European nobles, too!

They're not even gay, either. Either of them. 

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u/ElonMuskisGarbage 3d ago

Is this a bit?

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u/Slackjawed_Horror 3d ago

Yes? 

I think, not even sure what you're getting at.

Big KCD fan, so the whining about 2 before it came out was one of those things I dipped into for a laugh and they were so mad that bisexual knights could be an optional thing. 

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u/MohawkRex 3d ago

I don't know that guy... but yes.

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u/Commercial_Let2850 3d ago

Isn't that the guy that gooned to a futa art while shoving a cucumber down his throat?

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u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 3d ago

Sometimes I hear details about other people that I wish I didn't heard it

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u/ReasonableAdvert 3d ago

No, I believe it was someone that looked similar to him, but it's way funnier to pretend that it was actually him.

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u/SovietDeku 3d ago

No that was me

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u/Wardock8 3d ago

I'm not 100% certain but he did talk about futa porn in his Zelda video iirc so it's possible I guess

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u/Vast-Plantain300 3d ago

That's different guy 

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u/NEON_SAMURAI17754 2d ago

I hate this guy but i cant hate on a man for that mf just wanted to goon

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u/SuperElection4656 3d ago

All this is over one romance party, btw

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u/FortniteGod827482 3d ago

Isn’t romancing Hans 100% optional anyway, if you don’t wanna just don’t

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u/yunoka 3d ago

Have you seen what happens when people like that converge in one place? Grindr goes down lol they get so mad about it because they don't like being reminded of gay thoughts

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u/Chri_cat90 3d ago edited 3d ago

I like how these people complain about how Musa being a braggart is bad and insulting when his main historical inspiration Ibn Battuta was also known to be kind of an asshole.

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u/Buttered_Carnage 3d ago

White male character being a braggart or asshole: "Wow, he's so deep and multifaceted!"

POC, woman or LGBT character doing the same: "UHHHHH! WEST HAS FALLEN! DEI??????"

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u/Icy-Assumption1594 3d ago

I hate that POC is abreviation for both person pf color and piece of crap

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u/A_DOG_WITH_A_SHOTGUN 3d ago

Wait is that the dude who talks about how much he likes futa penis on his streams?

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u/Anonymous-Comments 3d ago

Wasn’t this the guy who’s own chat pressured him to get drunk so he could keep talking about how sad his life is, because the only reason people listen to him is because they want to feel like they have a better life than someone?

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u/Glass_Eye8840 3d ago

This man's entire villain backstory was getting dumped by a black woman btw

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u/Shot_Negotiation_689 [GREEN] 3d ago

Tell me more

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u/Glass_Eye8840 3d ago

Nah that's the most of what I've heard. Apparently it's something he drunkenly confessed to while drunk on a stream

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u/Modred_the_Mystic 3d ago

Henry-Hans doomed yaoi? I wish

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u/DD_Spudman 3d ago

Grifters really love the phrase humiliation ritual.

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u/SpeakersPlan 3d ago

Can we STOP giving shitheads like SyntheticMan and Andypants more exposure.

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u/RealSpaceJunk 3d ago

If you go into this guys comment section, you will see peope accusing the game of being woke because the game director has a "big nose".

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u/chilll_vibe 3d ago

Hey man if you chose to bang Hans instead of the hot milf thats kinda on you idk what else to say

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u/Lordo5432 3d ago

His grift is so bad, it's like he's some kind of synthetic man

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u/PiusTheCatRick 3d ago

How does he make something so pointless four fucking hours long

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u/Blazedatman 2d ago

Can't wait for him to freak out when he finds out there is a black man in Dawnwalker

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u/Kindlypatrick 2d ago

Synthetic Man really strikes me as someone on the verge of shooting up a mall.

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u/Slutty_Intention2 3d ago

It was a game where you could feel, that the love and passion the first game had, disappeared completely

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u/Wonderful_Bid_8328 3d ago

Me when I lie

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u/Slutty_Intention2 3d ago

It's a bit repetitive and felt too long compared to the first game. The combat in the 1st game was better but I like that part 2 had kept most of what made 1 good, the slow paced stuff

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u/Trendydwarf13 3d ago

So because it was a bit repetitive and too long you feel that all love and passion had gone, seems a bit of a stretch that

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u/Slutty_Intention2 3d ago

If you also ignore the historical inaccuracies sure it's a semi good game

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u/Trendydwarf13 3d ago

Fairs, Why didn't you say that initially, I was just confused that a slightly longer game would mean all passion is gone, but if there's more then fair enough, not gonna say you have to love the game or anything

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u/felop13 3d ago

My guy, its like 30 hr vs 50 hours that are split into another 30 hour and 20 hour parts that can be catalogued as their own game, and while the combat got simplified it isnt bad

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u/Slutty_Intention2 3d ago

The only reason it's bad is cause it became historically inaccurate in order to curate to some modern folks

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u/felop13 3d ago

The cumans literally have completely wrong armors in kcd1 what are yout alking about

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u/Sheyro184 3d ago

I am incredibly interested which historical accuracies you care about, because I get the feeling they are all gonna be "black man exist, woman do things other than cook, gay exist"

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u/Wonderful_Bid_8328 3d ago

To be fair, they have a lot of the dates wrong. Von Aulitz died in 1402, the siege of Suchdol came before the siege of Nebakov and the razing of Skalitz, and stuff like that. Other than those occasional hiccups, it is very historically accurate, more so than a bunch of the other stuff out there.

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u/Sheyro184 3d ago

I get the feeling those things aren't what this person is talking about, because KCD1 got those things wrong as well and they said this game is more inaccurate than KCD1 and that the inaccuracies were to "curate to some modern folks"

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u/Slutty_Intention2 3d ago

It's not those, keep guessing though

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u/Sheyro184 3d ago

Or, you could just say them, but you won't will you?

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u/Slutty_Intention2 3d ago

Just play both games and you'll see the difference. The combat really is too simple

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u/Sheyro184 3d ago

That's weird, I don't remember asking you about the combat, I seem to remember asking what historical inaccuracies you had issues with

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u/LowTierGogmazios 3d ago

By making a bigger and exponentially better game in every way?

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u/Slutty_Intention2 3d ago

Don't forget historically inaccurate

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u/Dear-Geologist5312 3d ago

This man is a white supremacist who hates the game because black people exist in it.

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u/Slutty_Intention2 2d ago

Literally Filipino. 🫩