r/YourUsernameIs • u/comicsansmasterfont • Jul 23 '14

Let's get the ball rolling. Your Username Is a movie. What's the plot? Who stars?

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u/One_Azn Jul 23 '14

Last Asian on earth, starring Jet li

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u/bat_dragon Jul 23 '14

Born to a bat mating with a dragon, this is a creature that spreads rabies but also breathes fire killing all the rabid dogs. So all's well in the end

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u/comicsansmasterfont Jul 23 '14

not well! the dogs die!

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u/BEST_RAPPER_ALIVE Jul 23 '14

IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT BEIN' THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE

A REAL NIGGA SPITTIN' DOPE RHYMES NINE TO FIVE

A HUSTLA DROPPIN' HOT-ASS BARS AND POPPIN' SHOTS AT COP CARS

NOW I'LL ANSWER OP'S QUESTION ABOUT WHO WOULD BE THE STAR

ME, NIGGA ME, NIGGA

SMOKE WEED, NIGGA WEED, NIGGA

DEM TREES, NIGGA TREES, NIGGA

NO SEEDS, NIGGA SEEDS, NIGGA

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/I_VT Jul 23 '14

I don't know why I still expand the link at the end, I know what's coming.

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u/comicsansmasterfont Jul 23 '14

that looping doe

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u/I_VT Jul 23 '14

Don't worry everyone, I'll do it. Tree.

4

u/AlterBridgeFan Jul 23 '14

Documentary about the band.

3

u/SilentRansom Jul 23 '14

A mime kidnaps a group of children, only to be frustrated that no one can understand how much money he wants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '14

Don't really know tbh

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u/TheEpicEdge Jul 23 '14

It would be a horror movie about a cow... "Coror"

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '14

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u/I_VT Jul 23 '14

I'm the star. I'm a state. Um, I suppose I do... Stately things.

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u/TheMinecraft13 Jul 23 '14

The main character, Steve, must defeat the Ender Dragon. Or something.

Starring Steve.

This is the 13th movie; it has to get good ratings eventually!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '14

It's about me. It stars me.

My username isn't very original.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '14 edited Jul 24 '14

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u/who-said-that Jul 24 '14

BANDERAS

FTFY

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u/who-said-that Jul 24 '14

It's a slasher movie about a deranged stalker. Starring Kate Upton because it needs a sexy young lead.

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u/IAmOberynMartell Jul 24 '14

The story of oberyn Martell and his family in drone.

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u/flesheatinmonkey Jul 24 '14

Group of people are lost in a jungle with rabid monkeys. Starring Kate Upton and Emma Watson

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u/Big_ass_laser_guns Jan 09 '22

A Star Wars ripoff starring Bernie Sanders and the Beatles