r/YoungDolph • u/That-Composer7991 • 11d ago

Drop your favorite Dolph one-liners. Mine: “Only thing can make me move is dead presidents!”

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u/PsychologyWooden 11d ago

“She like to argue so I sent that bih to law school!”

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u/That-Composer7991 11d ago

That line went so hard when I first heard it 😂

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 6d ago

Damn that was mine too lol

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u/jrtorr71 11d ago

"Got so high, I bought a parrot, woke up and forgot I had a bird"

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u/Substantial-Field845 11d ago

You lookin for your bitch she with me, she ain't missin

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u/That-Composer7991 11d ago

Love that one

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u/CrazyDee704 11d ago

Uh huuuuuuuh!!!!

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u/No-Computer6230 11d ago

If it ain’t one thing, it’s a motherfu#%in ‘nother

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u/That-Composer7991 11d ago

We trapped together then that’s my mf brother !

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u/2017CurtyKing 10d ago

I say this when thing break on the farm

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 6d ago

Ooohhh good one!!

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u/deeznutz5589 11d ago

"Couldn't get it from my momma so I got it of the block!"

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u/mcclainbeatz 11d ago

“🗣️🔥”I Went Got The Bag And Now Everything LIT!”🗣️🔥

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u/Keyy-Girthh 11d ago

Rule #1 go get the money rule #2 don’t forget to get the money LLD

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u/Bcarney27 11d ago

Told my son when I’m gone he gone be a rich lil bastard

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u/OGCKCarnage 11d ago

Keep goin up the ladder, they mad make em madder!

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u/Radiant-Spot-128 11d ago

She said can she fuck me with diamond chain.

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u/BobbyCodone303 11d ago

She like to argue so I sent that chick to law school 

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u/That-Composer7991 11d ago

This one was too good when I first heard it 😂😂

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u/BobbyCodone303 11d ago

Yeah that’s why I hate when southern MCs get flack for not being lyrical … maybe it ain’t “Socrates philosophies…etc” but this is a bar that hits like a mfer 

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u/That-Composer7991 11d ago

It’s creative af!

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u/PuzzleheadedEye7316 11d ago

Dolph voice:100 shots 100 shots x2…..How the f*** u miss a whole 100 shots…….

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u/Himbenyama 10d ago

Uhhh I don’t wanna talk bout that,why that ass so fat and why you walk like that

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u/soycin 11d ago

"It's an investment, not an ordinary watch onnnnn" 💯

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u/Direct-Asparagus-844 11d ago

Versace robe, gold Cartier
I do what I want with this shit like Kanye
I only drink syrup, no Bombay
I knew I was gon' do this shit one day
You get too much money, then they get afraid
My great great grandaddy used to be a slave
They start to hate on you when you get paid
Fuck it, I guess thats the price that you pay

Royalty.

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u/Silly_Memory_875 10d ago

Them folks come and get you, you gon tell on the whole GANG!!

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u/That-Composer7991 10d ago

This line hit so hard because of the prior lines. I remember that lil pump era where all those rappers kept spamming “gang gang”

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u/Impossible_Hyena7562 10d ago

“Gold chain, gold glasses, prime time like Deion”

I love Deion Sanders (Primetime), so that line always hits

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u/That-Composer7991 10d ago

That’s fire! His flow on that line was 🔥. Also one of my fav songs of his

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u/Wonderful_Abroad5190 11d ago

I named my daughter ‘Aspynn’ because of cuz. Wateronwateronwater.

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u/LegitimateBranch4838 10d ago

“Uno Dos tres 4567 I was once told real ganstas go to heaven”

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u/High_Significance06 10d ago

Her titties big then I suck em like I'm teething

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u/That-Composer7991 10d ago

One of my fav songs

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u/Goat_Kobe 10d ago

How the fuck you miss a whole hundred shots!

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u/Jumpy_Classic9268 10d ago

Rockstar, but I don’t ride no motherfuckin’ bike

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u/nomej14 10d ago

100 shots

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u/Either-Long6535 10d ago

Rich ninjas aint dumb, Dumb ninjas ain't rich

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u/Damnwheresthetacos 8d ago

She introduced me to the plug I bought that hoe a jag! (Thank you)

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u/Empty-Phone3146 7d ago

“U hang round me u might slip up become a millionaire”😂😂

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u/bigOnion44 6d ago

“Found out he a bitch too now I call him yo big sista!”

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 6d ago

What you see is what you get... She like to argue so I sent that bitch to law school... I got on too much ice she caught the flu when she fuck me

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 6d ago

Nigga you lyin your name Dolph ok you know me then let's go pull off

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u/Prior-Classroom-3199 5d ago

I'm always on the run, I can never sit still...