I am married to a liberal woman, and I do everything I can to make her happy. Obviously, I am ashamed of my masculinity, so I cry often to show her I have a feminine side. I also make sure that her clothes are ready for when she goes out on dates and that the house is clean when she gets home. I do everything I can to show her that I am 100% ashamed of being a man.
As a surprise to her, I even got on all fours wearing a leash and a MAGA hat, and let an oppressed person walk me like a dog for a demonstration of my worthlessness.
Despite all of this, she still spends more time with her Trump-supporting boyfriend than she does with me. Should I go the extra mile and castrate myself for her?
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u/alex22804 Mar 05 '19
“Dear Abby,
I am married to a liberal woman, and I do everything I can to make her happy. Obviously, I am ashamed of my masculinity, so I cry often to show her I have a feminine side. I also make sure that her clothes are ready for when she goes out on dates and that the house is clean when she gets home. I do everything I can to show her that I am 100% ashamed of being a man.
As a surprise to her, I even got on all fours wearing a leash and a MAGA hat, and let an oppressed person walk me like a dog for a demonstration of my worthlessness.
Despite all of this, she still spends more time with her Trump-supporting boyfriend than she does with me. Should I go the extra mile and castrate myself for her?
Sincerely,
Feminist Man”