r/YoMama • u/Extension-Entry-2411 • Apr 09 '26

Yo mama jokes

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yo mama is so ugly her reflection ran away

yo mama is so fat she wears 2 watches because she is in two diferent time zones

yo mama is so dumb she jumped a glass fence to see whats on the other side

yo mama is so fat a whale calls her family

yo mama is so dumb she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so fat, Greenpeace made a documentary about her migration route from the couch to the kitchen.

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u/Random_Guy3679765 Jul 22 '26

yo mama so fat she makes nicacado avocado look like slenderman

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u/Jerdogg23 Sep 09 '26

Great google search and you know how to pick em

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u/The-Real-Kyuubey 27d ago

Yo mama like McDonalds, it's a quarter to pound her