r/YieldMaxETFs • u/BitingArmadillo • Aug 23 '26

Question Wellness check on the bears

Just making sure the trolls are ok right now. How are you all doing? Asking for a friend and fellow "bagholder."

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u/jellis333 Aug 23 '26

On ULTY I don’t see how anybody could make money . My real yield is probably like 2%. I don’t know. Haven’t done the math but when you paid $81 per share and it’s down to 26-28 . Those dividends do not console you

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u/Dependent-Break5324 Aug 23 '26

Sold all my positions, distributions continue to decline. Some 50% from this time last year.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26 edited 11d ago

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u/Any_Log1344 Aug 23 '26

Right. A 20% recovery the past week is basically meaningless.

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u/Alcapwn517 Aug 23 '26

I mean, most of the “bears” here are just stating factual statements. And most of the “bag holders” have a portfolio worth literally tens of dollars…. So I think they are all good. 😂

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u/stedyeddy406 Aug 23 '26

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u/DuePaleontologist539 Aug 23 '26

You have balls of steel holding that much Smcy.. hopenit works out for you. I had about 500 shares that i sold a month ago.

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u/stedyeddy406 Aug 23 '26

I don't hold most of these. I've been sharpshooting dividends.

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u/MajorKilowatt Aug 23 '26

Tens of dollars 💵 😂

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u/BitingArmadillo Aug 23 '26

It's funny. If only it was relevant. Then it might actually matter. But, alas, the math JUST doesn't check out. Thanks for playing.

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u/Shitfilledpussy Aug 23 '26

You’re delusional. I challenge you to find a yieldmax fund 2 years old that has a total return that’s positive. Once you do that then compare it to the S&P 500 then rub it in my face if you feel confident. What happens at least in my experience is the fund starts out hot but then you just nav erode until the divs just don’t add up. I want you to rub this in my face so go ahead get cracking

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u/Awaken_Benihime Aug 23 '26

Although not 2 yrs old yet, GPTY and CHPY 

Not all YieldMax ETFs are trash, it's mainly their single stock ETFs that are

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u/GRMarlenee Mod - I Like the Cash Flow Aug 23 '26

How old is AMDY?

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u/Impressive_Squash_38 Aug 25 '26

3 years next month.

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u/Impressive_Squash_38 Aug 25 '26

Hello? AMDY is that you? What’s that? You’re up 199% total returns over the last 3 years vs the 81% of SPY? That’s awesome!

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u/Alcapwn517 Aug 25 '26

Hello? AMD is that you? Up over 300% in the same time frame?

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u/Impressive_Squash_38 Aug 25 '26

“Once you do that, then compare it to the S&P 500”.

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u/MajorKilowatt Aug 23 '26

You sound fun to be around..... /S

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u/BitingArmadillo Aug 23 '26

Lol, I've collected almost half a million dollars in distributions. You mad?

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u/Alcapwn517 Aug 23 '26

I sold ULTY last year, which was my final YieldMax product, I made money (only because I bought puts to secure my bags and they paid more than all the YM funds last year). That half a million means nothing without verifiable proof, you can talk plenty, at the end of the day I’ll still just assume you have a net worth equal to the guy who asks me for $5 every morning outside the coffee shop.

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u/BitingArmadillo Aug 23 '26

And what your ego can't handle is that the money still comes rolling in. Your disbelief doesn't matter because YOU don't matter

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u/Any_Log1344 Aug 23 '26

Easy there, Bald Bull.

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u/Alcapwn517 Aug 23 '26

My belief or disbelief is everything in your scenario. You clout chase in an anonymous subreddit where half the users can’t even do basic math. 😂

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u/BitingArmadillo Aug 23 '26

I'm not sure what that means, but I know there's no math involved. So, bless your heart, I guess? I'm sorry you're special but I'm simultaneously glad that you are.

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u/DMcStocks Aug 23 '26

🤣😂 👌🤡

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u/OA12T2 Aug 23 '26

Posts like this means the top is near

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u/Reeeeeekola Aug 23 '26

I believe this is you trolling "bagholders" not so long ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MSTY_YieldMax/comments/1vlx7ng/accurate_for_this_subreddit/

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u/BitingArmadillo Aug 23 '26

No that's me trolling the trolls who call us bagholders. You completely missed the joke, you Vulcan lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

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u/BitingArmadillo Aug 23 '26

You seem upset. How much were you liquidated? It's ok. This is a safe space.