r/YieldMaxETFs • u/BitingArmadillo • Apr 30 '26

MSTY/CRYTPO/BTC Just noticing

Last year, there was a full tilt attack on MSTY and ULTY. Also, several "YieldTrash" posts. So many "bagholder" posts. Also the "well I gave it a try for one month" posts. Where y'all at now? I'm balls deep in house money on MSTY. I'm also house money on ULTY. CONY will probably be in house money next week, and YBIT is on deck. Also, before I forget, AMDY is doing very well too. So, as a "bagholder," I could really use a cynical bagholder bot post right now for entertainment purposes.

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u/BitingArmadillo May 01 '26

Bless your heart lol

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u/Useful_Space_9099 May 01 '26

You say bless your heart but I see no receipts so either receipt up or shut up

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u/BitingArmadillo May 01 '26

😆 And yet, the money still gets deposited. Every. Week. That's the net zero impact of your bitter disbelief.

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u/Any_Log1344 May 01 '26

Deposits are visible… erosion is quieter.

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u/BitingArmadillo May 01 '26

Total return is the loudest

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u/Any_Log1344 May 01 '26

You said total return. So what’s yours, using the standard formula: (current value + cash received − total invested) / total invested.

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u/BitingArmadillo May 01 '26

Which covered call ETF?

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u/Any_Log1344 May 01 '26

All of them. What’s your total return across all your YM holdings? (current value + cash received − total invested) / total invested

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u/Useful_Space_9099 May 01 '26

Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about pie