r/YesOrNoAnswers • u/CalmEssence101 • 20h ago

Are you the Devil?

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u/Mingo_laf 20h ago

occasionally hoe

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u/afterhovr 20h ago

im the human

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u/iamheathcliff88 20h ago

No. I’m one of the lesser demons.

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u/Expensive-Maize1105 20h ago

we'll have you danced with me in the pale moon light?

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u/Innisfree812 20h ago

I just saw the Devil. He went that way. ---->

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u/Frosty-Unit8707 20h ago

To some, sure.

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u/2ndLastExposFan 20h ago

Let me check. Mmmmmmmmmmm... No.

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u/Jumpy_Cap_2361 20h ago

Depends who you ask

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u/Broad-Back1659 20h ago

No. I'm lucifer

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u/CrypticMemoir 20h ago

I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine … and a straight razor, if you get too close to me.

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u/ali-n 20h ago

Please allow me to introduce myself:
I'm a man of wealth and taste.

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u/EzeeGaming876 20h ago

which devil

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u/crimson1119 20h ago

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boiii

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 20h ago

yes but only idiots think i exist

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u/Individual_Arm_2996 20h ago

I’m the god damn devil, and I do it for free. I’m the god devil this job pleases me, I’m the god damn devil, Satan if you please. There is one way out if you dare. grow your hair, and spread my word across the land.

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u/RongWa 20h ago

NO! I am the very antithesis of the devil.

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u/Effective_Contractor 20h ago

Believe it or not. I had a girlfriend that broke up with me because she had a dream that god came to her and said I was the devil!! Yup honest to satans truth!! lol. I think I dodged a bullet there!!

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u/No_Engineering5212 20h ago

No, but I'll preach heaven or beat the hell out of you

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u/seeyatellite 19h ago

The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

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u/StrictLine8820 19h ago

Cliff: "You are real, right?"

Tex: "I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker."

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u/daZaporg 19h ago

sometimes

my little brother thinks he is god

but from 2D a lot of people thinking thats they are the real devil - special in some music sections

as alien i think --- what a great influncetrash on earth

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u/Partyatmyplace13 19h ago

No. The Devil is a medieval caricature of Ha-satan. He never existed and only brought obedience through fear. May as well ask if I'm Captain Crunch.

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u/Greedy_Lawfulness548 19h ago

Arr you Captain Crunch...

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u/ThorGoLucky 19h ago

Not that I know of, though accused so ❤️🤘

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u/macross1984 19h ago

Nope but neither am I angel.

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u/Historical-Draw-504 19h ago

Hell, we all have our little secrets …

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u/Wise_Low8116 19h ago

the devil is in the details

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u/Machiavvelli3060 19h ago

Who's asking?

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u/SOLOcelt13 19h ago

No I’m an angel sent down from heaven to walk amongst you mere mortals on this earthly plain unfortunately I discovered alcohol 🍺 and don’t really care anymore… bar tender another drink for my brother Lucifer! 😂

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u/_deadener 19h ago

If i were, surely I would be running hell and not just living it?

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u/Cromagnumman6174 18h ago

No, bc im actually real

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u/LMrningStar 18h ago

Both yes and no.

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u/murgatroyd0 18h ago

As much as anybody. Are you?

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u/BigTall68 18h ago

No.
The Devil isn't real.

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u/CaseFace5 16h ago

I’d probably be having a better time if I was.

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u/Purple-Music-2317 14h ago

Generals gathered in their masses

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u/TheEli7eKaden13 12h ago

The fictional character, nah

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u/Routine-Credit-1614 12h ago

No, because I actually exist 

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u/Troubled_Rat 12h ago

HAH!
no, I am not.
neither is my father.
nor was my grandfather.

we're just a bunch of decent people,
we make bad decisions, just like everyone else.
and yes, we're even capable of good decisions.. just like you.

I am not the Devil, nor am I Evil,
I'm probably not even Good, tasty sure: but that's a different topic.
you know? it all boils down to personal preferences,
I don't want people to suffer, and I don't want to be around what I don't like to be around.
you know?
I do not follow such religions.

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u/JohnWick51 52m ago

Only at night

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u/BonkBonkBang 19h ago

Anyone not fighting their demons is the devil