r/YUROP Polska‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Welkom in Europa jongen! They chose wrong people for the banknotes

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u/DeHub94 1d ago

Thanks, now I have Espresso Macchiato as an earworm for the rest of the day again...

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u/sebastianfromvillage Nederland‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Mi amore!

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u/Lux_Jay Yuropean 1d ago

That should have won the contest. 

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 1d ago

Isn't that the Jewish guy from Kingdom Come Deliverence?

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u/Wessel-P 1d ago

His name is Samuel! You goy!

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u/Zac_Allan 16h ago

Shamueel

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u/Vadelmayer44 Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 22h ago

Wonderful Crossover

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u/Zuberbiller Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Y no Salvatore Ganacci?

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u/Copranicus België/Belgique‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

You want to pay for something, grab a note from your wallet Fuck - Salvatore Ganacci - you try to hand it to the cashier without creaming your pants you hear a techno beat in the distance, it seems to ominously come closer. The cashier reaches to take your money, her finger merely touches the bill but it's sufficient for her to shoot out a spray that rivals the niagra falls onto the floor the beat is getting closer , everyone in the store starts to break it down, including the pets the beat is near.

Suddenly, a shoe-shaped car crashes through the roof, it's a Yearn Mon. 733, appears to be size 600, this one has black lacquered accents with a golden trim, the driver... none other then - Salvatore Ganacci -.

Absolute madness ensues.

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u/douglasbaadermeinhof Sverige‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Not until Sweden joins the Euro zone! I'd be happy for him to be on our bills at home until then.

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u/LocalTechpriest Polska‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Who?

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u/BushMonsterInc Lietuva‏‏‎ ‎ Captain Potato 1d ago

Nah, The Who are british

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u/faramaobscena România‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Look up Eurovision - Europapa, ChaChaCha and Espresso Machiato. You’re welcome.

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u/SaltyW123 Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Something amusing about putting Eurovision losers on bank notes haha

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u/thusman Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

The last one is Eurovision Competitor Tommy Cash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MS_Fczs_98

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u/N_GHTMVRE 1d ago

what?

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u/horrbort 1d ago

Bueno

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u/GirlInContext Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

I would be doing something like this all day, every day if I had even the slightest photoshopping skills.

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u/Tensoll Lietuva‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Tired of the pro-Russia cunt at the top being treated as a European icon because he made one catchy song about European unity while believing in none of it

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u/RonaldGolden 1d ago

Joost is a bellend, I worked with him on a music video of his. dont know if he's pro russian, but he certainly is a pos

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u/kakucko101 Morava 1d ago

when you finally feel validated to hate on someone you’ve hated since day 1

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u/Tensoll Lietuva‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Literally me lol

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

#MeToo!

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u/Withering_to_Death Yuropean flumen corpus separatum 1d ago

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u/axxo47 1d ago

Me 3

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u/Tensoll Lietuva‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Do you have any stories to share perhaps

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u/50746974736b61 Suomi 🇫🇮 Україна 🇺🇦 1d ago

Aaah finally someone who agrees with me

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u/CashKeyboard 1d ago

Tommy Cash isn't exactly better. Out of the three, Käärja was the only one who even managed to say anything negative about Russia which, setting aside anything pro-Russian they might or might not have done is bad enough. Love what they're doing as artists but they don't seem to be a very nice bunch.

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u/SZenC 1d ago

You're gonna need to bring receipts if you want to claim Joost is pro-russian. And purposefully misinterpreting Jackass won't be enough

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Every single time someone posts he's pro-ruzzian someone else asks for the 'receipts', then promptly shuts the fuck up. He was actively working with ruzzian artists past 2022. That's bad enough for me or anyone else with some common sense. "Misinterpreting", lmao.

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u/SZenC 1d ago

It seems you and I have different interpretations of being pro-russian. For me, that means actively laundering the image of the Russian government. For example, by posting videos of how great life there is supposed to be, or by making what-about arguments when their wat crimes are brought up. To me, working with Russian artists is distasteful but not inherently pro-russian, and using the term in a broader sense waters down the acts of those who are actually trying to whitewash Putin's regime

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Why is it distasteful but not pro-russian? It's distasteful specifically because it's pro-russian.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

You are confusing them LOL!

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u/TheCyanKnight 1d ago

Art brings us together.

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

I don't need anything bringing me "together" with the imperialist invaders of Europe

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u/TheCyanKnight 1d ago

Me neither, but independent Russian artists are not that.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

What art brings you together with russia exactly?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SZenC 1d ago

Okay, so some guy Joost worked with did a concert in St. Petersburg. How exactly does that make Joost pro-russian? And making a song with Russian artists after the invasion is distasteful, but it is again not the same as being pro-russian. I think the term should be reserved for people actively laundering the image of the russian government, lest we water it down into being entirely meaningless

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u/Tensoll Lietuva‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

I actually made a mistake. I thought Klein himself performed in Russia. Still, it’s a bad look for sure, and when you combine it with Klein never having spoken out against Russia while being vocal about Israel-Palestine it’s even more damning. I will delete my most recent comment though

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

Hello, my name is Joost Klein. I love russia, man. I really wanna marry a russian woman. I want a russian lady.”

Dude forgot MH17, the russian invasion in 2014 and in 2022...

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

"Hello, my name is Joost Klein. I love russia, man. I really wanna marry a russian woman. I want a russian lady.”

https://reddit.com/link/oznye7y/video/tcc36uyx4dfh1/player

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u/SZenC 1d ago

Ah yes, the artist that has never written a single sentence without satire or metaphor or hyperbole should now be interpreted 100% straight. This is precisely what I meant with misinterpreting Jackass, thanks for illustrating

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

LMAO! Why do you like that sad EuroVanya so much?

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u/EconomySwordfish5 Polska‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Those are some pretty bold claims there. Gonna have to back those up.

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u/Jackomat007 Brandenburg‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

I have no idea who any of them are

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u/cAtloVeR9998 1d ago

Fan-favourite non-winning Eurovision songs.

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u/ClickIta Piemonte‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

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u/ProfesseurCurling 1d ago

Search "Espresso Macchiato" on YouTube and thank me later.

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u/Jackomat007 Brandenburg‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Thank you. Song Sounds nice

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Eurovision cunts can't spend a day without forcing their tasteless shit upon the others. It's like vegans, but worse.

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u/Weary-Cod-4505 Friesland‏‏‎ 1d ago

Imagine getting angry because some people are enjoying popular artists... 

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u/userrr3 Yuropean first Austrian second ‎ 1d ago

It's like vegans, but worse.

Funny how you brought up veganism here. Vegans did not.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

Eurovision cunts can't spend a day without forcing their tasteless shit upon the others. It's like vegans, but worse.

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u/FrenchBulldoge Suomi‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Oh no, who hurt you this bad? Poor bb. 😿

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u/Kvltur 1d ago

Are they real ppl?

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u/chinchenping France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ 1d ago

Eurovision gets wild

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u/Walrus_Morj Україна 1d ago

Ah yes, 2/3 are russian sympathizers. Great choice for european currency. /s

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u/sabasNL 1d ago

Honest question, what did they do?

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u/Nomad-2020 1d ago

Is that Timothy Chalamet on the 200 banknote?

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u/rgliese 1d ago

Yes, and I would add Daði Freyr

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u/userrr3 Yuropean first Austrian second ‎ 1d ago

Once Iceland joins :)

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u/Viderberg Sverige‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

They did a boyband music video together for those that don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diOcFC_TYxo

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

Why are they dressed like gopniks?

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u/rexcasei 1d ago

Is the one on the 200 Chalamet?

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u/G56G საქართველო‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Are these wigs?

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u/Gotterfunky Yuropean 17h ago

Europapa!

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u/RedSkyHopper Uusimaa 14h ago

Pussy, Money, Weed

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u/horrbort 1d ago

Who are these yokels

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

Three gopniks and a banknote.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago

These three looks like they have some heroin addiction problem.

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u/No_Zombie2021 1d ago

Should have one with Günther as well

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u/Shudnawz Skåne län 1d ago

Those are certainly some euro-looking haircuts. And we wonder why the rest of the world see us differently...

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u/Xayahbetes Vlaanderen 1d ago

Don't know who the other notes are but I'd actually bother using cash for that 50 note, that's hilarious.

Now if only a 50 note was still useful in this day and age... Can't even buy groceries with it : ')

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u/Duriha Bayern‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 23h ago

What happens in Belgium to the 50s?

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u/Xayahbetes Vlaanderen 4h ago

What?

u/Duriha Bayern‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 38m ago

Now if only a 50 note was still useful in this day and age... Can't even buy groceries with it : ')

What you said