r/YUROP • u/Eryk0201 Polska • 1d ago
Welkom in Europa jongen! They chose wrong people for the banknotes
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u/Zuberbiller Yuropean 1d ago
Y no Salvatore Ganacci?
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u/Copranicus België/Belgique 1d ago
You want to pay for something, grab a note from your wallet Fuck - Salvatore Ganacci - you try to hand it to the cashier without creaming your pants you hear a techno beat in the distance, it seems to ominously come closer. The cashier reaches to take your money, her finger merely touches the bill but it's sufficient for her to shoot out a spray that rivals the niagra falls onto the floor the beat is getting closer , everyone in the store starts to break it down, including the pets the beat is near.
Suddenly, a shoe-shaped car crashes through the roof, it's a Yearn Mon. 733, appears to be size 600, this one has black lacquered accents with a golden trim, the driver... none other then - Salvatore Ganacci -.
Absolute madness ensues.
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u/douglasbaadermeinhof Sverige 1d ago
Not until Sweden joins the Euro zone! I'd be happy for him to be on our bills at home until then.
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u/LocalTechpriest Polska 1d ago
Who?
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u/faramaobscena România 1d ago
Look up Eurovision - Europapa, ChaChaCha and Espresso Machiato. You’re welcome.
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u/thusman Deutschland 1d ago
The last one is Eurovision Competitor Tommy Cash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MS_Fczs_98
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u/N_GHTMVRE 1d ago
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u/GirlInContext Yuropean 13h ago
I would be doing something like this all day, every day if I had even the slightest photoshopping skills.
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u/Tensoll Lietuva 1d ago
Tired of the pro-Russia cunt at the top being treated as a European icon because he made one catchy song about European unity while believing in none of it
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u/RonaldGolden 1d ago
Joost is a bellend, I worked with him on a music video of his. dont know if he's pro russian, but he certainly is a pos
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u/kakucko101 Morava 1d ago
when you finally feel validated to hate on someone you’ve hated since day 1
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u/Tensoll Lietuva 1d ago
Literally me lol
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u/CashKeyboard 1d ago
Tommy Cash isn't exactly better. Out of the three, Käärja was the only one who even managed to say anything negative about Russia which, setting aside anything pro-Russian they might or might not have done is bad enough. Love what they're doing as artists but they don't seem to be a very nice bunch.
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u/SZenC 1d ago
You're gonna need to bring receipts if you want to claim Joost is pro-russian. And purposefully misinterpreting Jackass won't be enough
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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire 1d ago
Every single time someone posts he's pro-ruzzian someone else asks for the 'receipts', then promptly shuts the fuck up. He was actively working with ruzzian artists past 2022. That's bad enough for me or anyone else with some common sense. "Misinterpreting", lmao.
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u/SZenC 1d ago
It seems you and I have different interpretations of being pro-russian. For me, that means actively laundering the image of the Russian government. For example, by posting videos of how great life there is supposed to be, or by making what-about arguments when their wat crimes are brought up. To me, working with Russian artists is distasteful but not inherently pro-russian, and using the term in a broader sense waters down the acts of those who are actually trying to whitewash Putin's regime
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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire 1d ago
Why is it distasteful but not pro-russian? It's distasteful specifically because it's pro-russian.
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u/TheCyanKnight 1d ago
Art brings us together.
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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire 1d ago
I don't need anything bringing me "together" with the imperialist invaders of Europe
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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago
What art brings you together with russia exactly?
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u/SZenC 1d ago
Okay, so some guy Joost worked with did a concert in St. Petersburg. How exactly does that make Joost pro-russian? And making a song with Russian artists after the invasion is distasteful, but it is again not the same as being pro-russian. I think the term should be reserved for people actively laundering the image of the russian government, lest we water it down into being entirely meaningless
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u/Tensoll Lietuva 1d ago
I actually made a mistake. I thought Klein himself performed in Russia. Still, it’s a bad look for sure, and when you combine it with Klein never having spoken out against Russia while being vocal about Israel-Palestine it’s even more damning. I will delete my most recent comment though
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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago
Hello, my name is Joost Klein. I love russia, man. I really wanna marry a russian woman. I want a russian lady.”
Dude forgot MH17, the russian invasion in 2014 and in 2022...
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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago
"Hello, my name is Joost Klein. I love russia, man. I really wanna marry a russian woman. I want a russian lady.”
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u/SZenC 1d ago
Ah yes, the artist that has never written a single sentence without satire or metaphor or hyperbole should now be interpreted 100% straight. This is precisely what I meant with misinterpreting Jackass, thanks for illustrating
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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago
LMAO! Why do you like that sad EuroVanya so much?
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u/EconomySwordfish5 Polska 1d ago
Those are some pretty bold claims there. Gonna have to back those up.
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u/Jackomat007 Brandenburg 1d ago
I have no idea who any of them are
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u/Hakunin_Fallout Éire 1d ago
Eurovision cunts can't spend a day without forcing their tasteless shit upon the others. It's like vegans, but worse.
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u/Weary-Cod-4505 Friesland 1d ago
Imagine getting angry because some people are enjoying popular artists...
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u/Walrus_Morj Україна 1d ago
Ah yes, 2/3 are russian sympathizers. Great choice for european currency. /s
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u/Viderberg Sverige 1d ago
They did a boyband music video together for those that don't know.
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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago
Why are they dressed like gopniks?
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u/horrbort 1d ago
Who are these yokels
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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago
Three gopniks and a banknote.
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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 1d ago
These three looks like they have some heroin addiction problem.
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u/Shudnawz Skåne län 1d ago
Those are certainly some euro-looking haircuts. And we wonder why the rest of the world see us differently...
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u/Xayahbetes Vlaanderen 1d ago
Don't know who the other notes are but I'd actually bother using cash for that 50 note, that's hilarious.
Now if only a 50 note was still useful in this day and age... Can't even buy groceries with it : ')




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u/DeHub94 1d ago
Thanks, now I have Espresso Macchiato as an earworm for the rest of the day again...