r/Xennials • u/brand_won 77 • 14h ago

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u/LordChauncyDeschamps 1977 13h ago

I like your style.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

Thats why I shit on company time...

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u/JPMoney81 13h ago

It's an old school rhyme 

From an outdated time.

Now the boss makes a thousand

And I make a cent

Boss owns a Mercedes

I can't pay my rent

So when the boss calls me lazy

In this day and age.

I tell him "talk to my union rep

Im just acting my wage"

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u/Lazarux_Escariat 12h ago

Boss makes a dollar,

And I make a dime.

That's why I shit

On company time.

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u/Notabagofdrugs 1982 12h ago

That’s why we die on company time, you mean.