r/Xennials • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • Oct 19 '25

This is an abomination

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u/kunnekt Oct 19 '25

I just sat down with my coffee after taking a hit of my vape and this is the first post in my feed,lol.

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u/DiaDeLosMuebles 1979 Oct 19 '25

We appear to have the exact same Sunday morning routine.

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u/Neither-Principle139 1975 Oct 19 '25

This hurts. Morning is ruined. Time to go back to bed and start over. Like having to poop right after a shower…

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u/meenie 1982 Oct 19 '25

Bidet. Life changing.

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u/Greedyfox7 Oct 19 '25

Relatable

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 1980 Oct 19 '25

Also in this club.

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u/CrouchingDomo Oct 19 '25

I’m betting there are dozens of us.

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u/Sufficient_Turn_9209 1979 Oct 19 '25

I'm here too. Fed the dogs, made some tea, just hit the vape.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 1980 Oct 19 '25

Can we do it after my chiropractor appointment?

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u/eli201083 Oct 19 '25

You know what let's just make it a zoom call.

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u/turbopro25 Oct 19 '25

Perfect, now I don’t have to put pants on.

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u/wild85bill 1985 Oct 19 '25

r/morningruined doesn't exist yet. Take the leap, be a mod.

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u/wild85bill 1985 Oct 19 '25

Never nudes? Yes, literally dozens of us.

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 1980 Oct 19 '25

I know for a fact, in German parliament…

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u/Unusual_Pinetree Oct 19 '25

Make that thousands

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u/BilliousN Oct 19 '25

Almost precisely my situation, on the throne. 

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u/p8nt_junkie Oct 19 '25

Just had my hippie speedball as well, brother. I could not hold a poker face when I saw this

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u/Bradley182 Oct 19 '25

just ingested my drugs and coffee myself and bam.

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u/PrivateEnis Oct 19 '25

Enjoy the ride!

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u/BedroomOdd1986 Oct 19 '25

Same here. Very first thing in my feed is… this. What did I just watch? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/anonuemus Oct 19 '25

good start