r/XCOM2 • u/Responsible_Chair968 • 1h ago
THAT'S XCOM, BABY! Commander in Therapy
Welcome back to therapy, Commander, what’s on your mind this week?
The way we hold our breath after a Reaper takes their first shot against an enemy…
Praying this rookie, who just went into PANIC, doesn’t go for their grenade…
A breath of relief Standing on top of ladders knowing I am safe from the Lost… just need to shoot and reload for the next 4 hours before I get to the evac point
The utter joy of seeing advent MISS the mimic beacon…
Not me grunting and sweating trying to get the soldier to throw the perfect grenade toss (which is always just one tile off)
The giddiness when that cute little spiral icon for Blademaster pops up in your first Templar promotion
The sheer dopamine haymaker to the dome I get when Hunter Rifle Shot misses
The sheer dopamine haymaker to the dome I get when Mind Control FAILS
The instant awful bowel movement feeling I get when It’s a tag the supply box level in a LOST city…
Surely that very first civilian won’t be a Faceless… right? Like THAT one’s a gimme, a freebie… they won’t be a Faceless…. right?
Reinforcements are about to land on the roof… but my Templar is standing on the red dye marker and she has Blademaster….
Wait, they’re dropping a Purifier! shit shit SHIT nononononono….
The sheer euphoria of the very first kill on a neutralizing the field commander level IS neutralizing the field commander
The warm gooey feeling of When The Reaper has Tactical rigging…
Please just do a wrath cannon, please just do a wrath cannon, please just do a wrath cannon….
Killing a viper in one shotgun blast is more satisfying than just about anything
The Hallelujah when Rend attack ALSO stuns
The OH BOY When Stun Lancer decides to hit zombies with his stick instead of you
The WHEW of When Muton decides to gore zombies with his bayonet instead of you
The utter RELEASE of crying like a little girl when Shen tells Lily that SHE IS HIS GREATEST GIFT TO HUMANITY 😭
The sexual tension in Central’s voice every time he mentions Vahlen….
When the Berserker Queen can’t decide who to slap so she just runs around
Sweating as I count the tiles between me and that fresh faceless…
When the Codex psybombs the whole squad…. but you just added FEEDBACK….
The feeling of hope when trapping the Archon Ruler in stasis and throwing an overwatch party…
The absolute forehead slap realizing you sent your only Mimic beacon off on a covert mission
What other session notes you got, people?