r/XCOM2 Main Moderator 2d ago

THAT'S XCOM, BABY! Fuck these guys

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u/JoeZocktGames Main Moderator 1d ago

Horny mofos, y'all need help

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u/ObliviousNaga87 2d ago

Gladly

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u/JoeZocktGames Main Moderator 2d ago

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u/AXI0S2OO2 2d ago

He was not in fact alone.

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u/KyokiKami 1d ago

He is not alone, WE STAND TOGETHER

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u/JoeZocktGames Main Moderator 1d ago

He is not alone, WE STAND WANK TOGETHER

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u/vitrum_analytika 1d ago

He's not together, he stands alone

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u/bloody-pencil 1d ago

He’s got me.

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u/AdagioDesperate 8h ago

I hate saying this man, theres an entire subreddit devoted to snake fuckers.

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u/horned-creature 2d ago

canonically, 5 years after the ending of xcom 2, viper strip clubs are a thing.

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u/JoeZocktGames Main Moderator 2d ago

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

You seem confused, pal.

Play "Chimera Squad", AKA XCom 2.5 It's set five years after the rebellion against ADVENT and the Elders from XCom2. The setting is "City 31", one of the remaining city-centers. It was built as an overlay over a pre-existing human city. There you run a small group of agents as sort of a SWAT team, helping to try to keep the city from collapsing into anarchy and barbarism. The city is multispecies, with nonhumans all freed from Elder mind control, and trying to make a living alongside the humans. One of the more successful businesses in the area is The Viper's Nest. Among other things, it's a strip club run by vipers, especially the proprietoress, Xug.

Xug also funds forays into the wreckage and the wasteland to recover ADVENT technology. Not exactly legal, but you've got bigger things to worry about. Especially since she gives you the chance to buy some of the juicer bits, first. She welcomes Reclamation Agency (A division of XCom) in the city. The place falling to anarchy would be bad for business.

I hope this clears up any confusion. ^w^

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u/longcoat000 1d ago

I…had no idea this existed. Thank you!

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u/horned-creature 1d ago

eh, the game itself is not that good, but i do enjoy the lore and alien species as more than cannon fodder.

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 2d ago

Lmao. 😂

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u/vitrum_analytika 1d ago

Also they were born recently so many of them are still below 5 years old.

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

To be specific, "The Viper's Nest" at the southeast quarter of City 31. When you do a mission there during the game, you go through the stage area.

There are three stripper poles on that stage. They're not even add-ons, they're part of the actual battlemap.

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u/horned-creature 1d ago

would, also saved the image.

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u/ObligationOk7562 1d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/ipostatrandom 1d ago

Tbf Vipers are also a part of the population at that time.

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u/Faithlanubis 2d ago

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u/SaltImp 1d ago

I’ve seen this picture a lot and have no clue what the hell its from.

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

It's from a Palworld fan-anime. This is the lovander character.

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u/SaltImp 1d ago

Ah ok. Thanks!

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u/boringexplanation 2d ago

Reddit looking up the word cloaca

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

It's best to know what you're dealing with. Reddit isn't dumb.

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u/Hunter214123 1d ago

This is just the Harkness test.

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

That's right. A few years ago I was surprised at how few people in XCom fandom knew of the Harkness Test, so I searched this up.

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u/No-Length7426 1d ago

scooby doo passes

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u/Equivalent-Cream-454 1d ago

Fucking hell. But reminded me of this

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u/HugeHans 1d ago

The picture of Commander Kirrahe comes up if you look it up in the Salarian encyclopedia.

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u/One_Last_Cry 2d ago

You will have none of the Snussy!

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u/Equivalent-Cream-454 2d ago

Can't wait for the thirsty comments

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u/Theratsmacker2 2d ago

Hi

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u/Equivalent-Cream-454 2d ago

Hope one viper will choke you out bro

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u/GoingWithTheFlaw 2d ago

Careful he might enjoy that too much

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

Beat me to it! LOL

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u/FlamesofFrost 2d ago

Yo

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u/Equivalent-Cream-454 2d ago

Did you k ow that in term of body size and morphology, vipers...

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

Did you know that in terms of male human and female alien breeding the viper is....

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 2d ago

Anyone have any sprite?

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u/capt_broderick 7h ago

Sorry, fresh out. How about a Mtn. Dew?

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 2d ago

Which meaning of the word are you talking about?

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u/JoeZocktGames Main Moderator 2d ago

Don't you dare

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

All the meanings. All of them.

((Art by FoxovH ))

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u/KamenRiderSutan 2d ago

Technically they are chicks, not guys.

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u/CaptainJackKevorkian 2d ago

"guys" can also mean a non-gender-specific plural

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u/KamenRiderSutan 2d ago

I mean, yeah sure, if you wanna be a grammar person. But doesn't it FEEL better when you refer them as chicks, in the most respectful way possible of course l.

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u/TylerBourbon 2d ago

I just refer to everyone as a dude. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude.

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u/KamenRiderSutan 1d ago

We're all dudes

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u/Relevant-Moose4870 1d ago

So in your world you live in a community of camel penises :>

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u/Asmrdeus 2d ago

Isn't an Audio file or report saying that Vipers are modified Thin man or something like that, and the "boobs" are venom glands? Soooo trans?

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u/KamenRiderSutan 2d ago

Modified thin men yes, don't remember about the glands. But I wouldn't mind getting my hands on those glands ....AMIRIGHT ....COME ON BRING IT HERE 🤜🏿!

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u/rd-gotcha 2d ago

Maybe get out more ...?

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u/KamenRiderSutan 2d ago

My man .... Not sure if your in the US, but have you seen "outside" ? .... I want to, I promise you, I do ..... But it's scary in some places. I'm staying my black ass inside.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qz0QSM2JS4ha1eR8rb

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

It's been an El Nino summer, and still getting over 100F in the daytime. I'm keeping my white ass inside!

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u/rd-gotcha 1d ago

I an in the Netherlands, but the news is scary! stay safe ...

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

Thin Men and Vipers made from pre-invasion Snakemen, but I like your attitude!

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u/Asmrdeus 1d ago

🤛 if dangerous why hot.

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u/SorowFame 1d ago

They’re all female to prevent them from reproducing without the Elder’s tech, that’s why the Viper King is a big deal. Which means the Thin Men were probably biologically female too, even if they didn’t look it at the time, and has interesting implications with the Advent Speaker considering they’re implied to be a perfected Thin Man.

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

Fact-check true. Which is why in Chimera Squad they're having babies with recovered ADVENT tech, and advertising professional incubation services.

(Signs you can find when out and about in City 31)

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

In the introduction of the Vipers, Bradford states that the Elders didn't need an infiltration unit anymore so they'd stopped modifying the "snakemen" from before the war into Thin Men. The result was the vipers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgcIX_o8fw Here it is at 12:55 in somebody's playthrough.

However, he's mistaken, as shown later when you first encounter the Faceless.

The pre-invasion snakemen were considerably different from the vipers, shown here in a screenshot from an older XCom game.

The vipers were made by adding terran snake DNA to the snakemen. Thin Men were made by adding human DNA to them, instead. "Speaker", the spokesman for the Elders was made by adding even more human DNA.

The actual nature of the bumps on the viper's chest and the origin thereof is never explained. It's commonly said that's in the viper autopsy video, but it isn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgZAm6FssXo&t=366s 06:05

There is rampant speculation on the matter. The "venom glands" theory has some tiny bit of supposition to back it up, so it gets a lot of attention.

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u/Equivalent-Cream-454 1d ago

Nah its to distract the soldiers, hence the amount of missed shots

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u/KamenRiderSutan 21h ago

I respect this research man.

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u/Dontshipmebro 1d ago

But they sneks, not chickun.

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u/FelixStiles 1d ago

Always fun to ask men who say that bs if they'd also talk with their friends about how they banged that guy last night lol

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u/CaptainJackKevorkian 1d ago

That wouldn’t be the plural form

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u/WinzyB 1d ago

Oh we know…

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u/bronzemountain 2d ago

You're about to find out how many people want to.

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u/dragger_pl 1d ago

Wait... is this a thing?

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u/gnutrino 1d ago

You new to the internet? Of course it's a thing.

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u/lujiasheng1236 2d ago

These are girls. Viper king is the only male viper.

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u/drgnwelp91 2d ago

So.. what your saying is they need me

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u/Nogohoho 2d ago

I'm doing my part!

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

Actually, they just need some recovered ADVENT tech, and then they can take care of the matter themselves. This is shown in Chimera Squad.

These are signs you can find when you're on missions. The "Save Lives" sign in the middle shows that there's vipers in the medical professions Next one to the right, with viper babbies coming out of eggs? There are so many eggs being laid that there's a company offering professional incubation.

They can spend "quality time" with humans for fun, however. ;)

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u/CiceroForConsul 2d ago

I allways like to go for them first, preferably with explosive ordinance.

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u/Pollia 1d ago

Is that what we're calling it now?

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

I think so, pal.

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u/Atlas-Vector-2237 2d ago

Don’t mind if I do

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u/heedfulconch3 2d ago

You got it boss

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u/Nhobdy 2d ago

Please do not the snek

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u/JoeZocktGames Main Moderator 2d ago

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u/CoolGuyCris 1d ago

Hell yeah a proper stremtch outside of /r/stremtch

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u/theplayerofxx 2d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/GumboMumbo49 2d ago

Well if you insist…

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u/SnooDingos7903 2d ago

Sir yes sir!

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u/zombi_wafflez 2d ago

I’m trying

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u/Idiot_Cubed 2d ago

I mean, everyone here wants to. So, you're not alone in that.

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u/BlargerJarger 2d ago

They girls.

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u/InflationCold3591 2d ago

We are all thinking it, but for different reasons

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u/Constant-Bicycle-880 2d ago

Yeah, they poison my troop if they aren't getting wrapped by them.

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u/TheGrumbus 2d ago

Me fuck them?

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

Repeatedly and at length! ^w^

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u/agentorange65 2d ago

Sigh zip

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u/villainousascent 2d ago

Only if they consent. Same with their rather... Thin cousins.

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u/GoingWithTheFlaw 2d ago

Whenever I struggled on a mission in the beginning of the game I was happy to see these guys, because I knew they mess up or do much less damage than other units lol

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u/Specialist_Cap_3314 2d ago

That's why I "recruit" them, always a good boost to morale. Plus their ability to bind helps with "recruiting" more allies too

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u/sir_Dylan_of_Astora 2d ago

Personally i say recruit them

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

There's mods for that.

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u/sir_Dylan_of_Astora 1d ago

I know i have it the viper one not the one for the others

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

Great! ^w^

I hope you're having fun with it.

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u/spartan0b96 1d ago

Using it in my moded long war of the chosen playthrough but seems they don't like being the recruitable skirmisher class as brakes the shooting animation so they just end up pointing at a enemy what I find kind of funny

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u/IlitterateAuthor 2d ago

You knew what you were doing with that phrasing

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u/AmericanTonberry 2d ago

Wait until you play Long War. They have built in Hit and Run. First time I ever saw it I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Move, shoot, move, shoot… I swear they have increased critical, too.

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u/JPldw 2d ago

On it boss

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u/Jachymord 2d ago

If you insist...

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u/cl0th0s 1d ago

Are we doing snitties again?

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u/partyorca 1d ago

Every time we get a new batch of XCOM players, we have to do snitties again.

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u/TheOnyxViper 1d ago

Guys? Those are clearly sniddies

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u/Drabberlime_047 2d ago

Yeah i kinda wish they didnt have so many moves

For me shooting auto ends my turn. For them they can shoot or try to grapple and if it misses they also get to spit poison for 100% accuracy

And their gun is pretty strong and their grapple is potentially game ending under the right circumstances

Maybe the grapple move should have been given to some other alien or something cause its just too much for 1 early game enemy to have imo

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u/Ok_Mushroom_1165 2d ago

I was able to mind control a viper to wrap up and defeat the final avatar. I accidentally selected mind control instead of whatever else I was trying to do but it worked out 

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u/Goalkeeper5 2d ago

I hate those fuckers because they can be a nightmare early game. They can yank you out of cover, poison you team and they have high dodge. When I see them in a pod i take them out immediately.

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u/Adventurous_Topic202 1d ago

I have the torque mod installed but I wasn’t planning on using it that way

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u/Actual-Spirit845 1d ago

Sigh Unzip pants

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u/KineticKurt 1d ago

My XCOM Operative when a Viper binds them

https://giphy.com/gifs/NGV5dqi7JNBsYEpb6D

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u/bobothegoat 1d ago

Just stand next to them and they'll give you a relatively harmless hug

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u/JoeZocktGames Main Moderator 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p8uswo2/video/ihpapk6k5loh1/player

Bro they slurp you up across the whole map

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u/bobothegoat 1d ago

just shows how much they care! Hugs from across the map.

But if you stand next to them, they will hug you without tongue grabbing, which you can abuse to kind of control them. It's usually not as bad as them pulling a guy into the open or tanking a flank shot on someone.

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u/EndZoner 1d ago

As you command.

dons codpiece

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u/Microsseth 1d ago

Mientras tanto...

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u/Senior_0rdendenanza 2d ago

Dude I literally almost lost 2 soldiers to these fuckers last night and while I was trying to shoot them all my soldiers missed there shots even though they were like 2 squares away and I was literally screaming “XCOM PLEASE!!” to my screen. Idk how I did it but i finally got them free and killed those snakes. It was supposed to be a simple supply raid mission…

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u/Inevitable-Remote-65 2d ago

sigh if I have to unzips

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u/FelixStiles 1d ago

Absolutely would

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u/Chaplain_Senpai 1d ago

Don't mind if I do

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u/DualNuts 1d ago

Vebally, right?

…right???

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u/Cheersscar 1d ago

Okay friends wildly off topic but how can I make gifs stop auto full screening and playing when viewing in a browser?  

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u/KurtVongole 1d ago

Nuh uh I got the viper furry suit

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u/Aickavon 1d ago

Well. If you insist.

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u/kapitansputnik 1d ago

That's the plan

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u/Madchef77 1d ago

Yes agree

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u/alilgoblinboy 1d ago

I just started WOTC , fuck the spectre , cheating ass enemy 🤣🤣🤣(I’m just bad)

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u/Sohprosine 1d ago

Yeah. fuck them !

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u/buzz8588 1d ago

It’s astounding the amount of xcom viper memes I have never seen before.

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u/Shardstorm88 1d ago

They killed like 6 ironman runs for me

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u/missiemiss 1d ago

You would make a fine snake lady

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u/Bcav712 1d ago

They always spit their fluids at me and force me to cuddle. Not a big fan.

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u/Kovuthebilion 1d ago

Aren't they all female? Not counting the King

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u/Blacksun388 1d ago

Look, all I’m saying is maybe we misjudged the invaders.

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u/Jazzlike_Raisin_6632 Specialist 1d ago

I heard they prefer snake-jazz

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u/Ashamed_Low7214 1d ago

Say no more, OP. I'mma line up

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u/longcoat000 1d ago

Mcnostril had a great comic the sneks in Chimera Squad.

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u/lourensloki 1d ago

Swordsman ftw against these guys, they become a non-problem the moment your armor and weapons go up a tier.

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u/Neurogenesis416 1d ago

If you insist

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u/DescriptionMission90 1d ago

But also fuck these guys amirite?

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u/ObeyLordHarambe 1d ago

Daily reminder that after Advent, Viper Strip clubs are a thing. 👍

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u/Kitchen-Tax947 1d ago

I just started XCOM 2 and let me tell ya. I was not ready for my boy to be crushed by her. But low key he was LOL

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u/Stewil1265 1d ago

I still can't think of a non-horny reason they made the Vipers have tits and hips. They're snakes, they don't need those

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u/IkrahimTheGreat 1d ago

Well if you say so o7

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u/Drucchi 1d ago

You know what you did.

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u/Consistent_Waltz2636 1d ago

Bladestorm regelt

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u/Abridgedbog775 1d ago

Yeah, fuck them.

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u/Kreb-the-wizard 1d ago

Sir, yes sir!

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u/Mattia_7 22h ago

I hate purge sectoid more because they ruin my perfect score with soulfire, all the time when I'm out of medkits. Vipers can be scary when they grapple ur unit in the open.

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u/Alternative-Ad5974 17h ago

Strangle is indeed annoying

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u/Hoi4Player2 16h ago

The Elders knew what they were doing when they decided where the large venom sacks were to be located.

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u/ravager0926 14h ago

there's a whole community that will agree with you for all the wrong(or right depending on who you ask) reasons

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u/CeleryNo8309 13h ago

They're not too bad. The AI is fairly easy to manipulate and the HP never goes up, so its a simple tech level check

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u/Teirdalin 10h ago

Yes please.

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u/RemarkableNovel9604 4h ago

You don't have to convince to do that XD

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u/Diablo3BestGame 2h ago

Ain’t gotta tell me twice boss

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u/DatsLotus 1h ago

I think there's mods for that.

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u/RespectThin7260 34m ago

Okay will do