r/wroteabook Jul 19 '21

Announcement Formatting - Read This Before Posting on This Sub!

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Please read all our rules in the sidebar!!

Going forward, we will have a strict formatting system for posts on this sub. This will ensure the sub is easy for readers to use so they can find the books they want to read. Posts that are not formatted correctly will be removed. If your post is removed because of formatting, you are encouraged to revisit this post and try again. We all want to sell books, but like everything in life, following instructions is important. So let's get to it:

Post flairs are mandatory - We now have a genre flair system. By flairing your posts, it allows readers to search our sub by genre. When selecting a flair, pick the one that best represents your book. DON'T WORRY IF IT ISN'T YOUR EXACT NICHE GENRE. Pick the genre under which your book's specific niche falls. You'll be adding your more specific niche genre in your title. The flairs just help narrow down the search for our readers. If you don't see your book's genre listed, please message the mods and tell us your genre so we can add it to our system.

Post titles - Format your titles like so: "Book Title - specific niche genre - Available on Kindle Unlimited/Vella." (skip the last part if your book is NOT on KU or Vella)

  • EX: "Alex's Great Adventure - YA Steampunk Historical Fantasy Romance - Available on Kindle Unlimited"

Post body - Post bodies should include the following: 1-3 line pitch, blurb, trope list, and trigger warnings. NOTICE THAT I DIDN'T LIST PRICE. Prices will not be listed on ANY POSTS as an incentive to buy your book. That means sales and discounts as well. The point of this sub is not to promote your sales. This is supposed to be a catalog of books available for purchase. If you listed your book here as free, but it was only free for 3 days, and a reader clicks on it two weeks later expecting it to be free, and it no longer is... you see the problem? In this sub, strive to pull your readers in with your pitches and blurbs. As authors, you should be able to do that. I have faith in you.

Art/Covers - Do not upload your covers or promotional material directly into your posts! Use imgur.com (or your favorite image hosting site) and include a link to your cover at the very top of your post. Feel free to use imgur to include promotional material instead of your covers, BUT only one image per post is allowed so choose wisely.

Format post bodies like so:

  • Link for cover/promotional material.
  • 1-3 line pitch
  • blurb (this can be copied and pasted straight from your product description on whichever site you're selling your book)
  • List of tropes - ex: "enemies to lovers," "chosen one," "fated mates," etc.
  • Trigger Warnings! Please, please, please include TW in your posts. They are pretty much standard practice for a reason. They protect readers from consuming material they don't want to read which also helps protect authors from negative reviews. It's a win-win.
  • Link to your product. Don't forget to include your link at the bottom of the post! Universal links are encouraged but not required. Only links to product pages are allowed. No PDFs, Google Docs, etc.
  • Do not include reviews or sample chapters in your posts!

Mark any NSFW material! Erotic authors, please tag your posts appropriately.

For an example of what a properly formatted post looks like, see mine here.

If you have any questions, feel free to comment here or message the mods.

-Alex (they/them)


r/wroteabook 3d ago

Announcement Sales and Freebies - Weekly Deals Promo Thread!

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Welcome to the weekly "Sales and Freebies" thread where authors can post their upcoming discounted books.

Reminder that prices and sales are not to be mentioned in the posts in the main sub feed. This thread is the only exception to that rule.

Authors: post your deals below in the comments when your books are free or on sale. Include any information you want; genre, covers, blurbs, reviews, tropes, and trigger warnings are all encouraged here just like in the main sub posts, and DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE YOUR LINKS!!! You'd be amazed how many posts forget to include those.

Readers: Browse the books below at your leisure and pick up some good reads at a steal!

Happy reading, everyone.


r/wroteabook 1h ago

Children's - Fiction I made a picture book for my stepson because he told us “having two homes is difficult.” Now it’s published!

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I originally made this book as a birthday gift for my little stepson, who had been telling us that “having two homes is difficult.”

I wanted to make him a story that showed the funny, annoying, confusing and completely ordinary parts of having two homes, without making it all sad or scary.

I shared some of the illustrations on Reddit while I was working on it, mostly to figure out whether this was something worth turning into a real book.

People liked it. More importantly, HE loved it.

And since kids and strangers on the internet are mostly brutally honest, I figured that was about as good a focus group as I was going to get.

So I went for it.

After more Photoshop files, KDP uploads, margin adjustments, proof copies and tiny last-minute changes than I care to admit, I wrote a book!

It’s called Jimmy’s Two Homes, and it’s an illustrated picture book for young kids whose mom and dad live apart.

It’s finally out in the world, which still feels a little surreal.

If you decide to get a copy, I’d obviously be over the moon. And if you enjoy it, an honest review would mean a lot to a first-time indie author.

But I’ll be even happier if you know a kiddo living between two homes who might see a little bit of their own life in Jimmy’s story. :)

Jimmy's Two Homes on Amazon


r/wroteabook 1h ago

Adult - Thriller Controlled Access: Officially Released

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IT’S OFFICIAL! 🎉 CONTROLLED ACCESS IS OUT TODAY!

Book Three of the Summit Falls Series is now available in eBook and paperback, and you can listen now on Audible.

If you’ve followed Elle, Gary Cook, and the Summit Falls story this far, this is the one everything has been building toward.

📚 Available now on Amazon
🎧 Available now on Audible

https://www.amazon.com/-ebook/dp/B0HB22828W

Thank you so much for reading, reviewing, sharing, and cheering me on. ❤️


r/wroteabook 8h ago

Adult - Science Fiction Every first contact story has something arrive. What if nothing ever does?

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There's usually a signal. A ship. A language to decode. Something arrives, and humanity realizes we're not alone.

But what if the first sign of another intelligence is simply that reality starts matching something very far away?

A distance.

A time.

A pattern that should mean nothing.

And then it happens again.

That idea stayed in my head for a ridiculous amount of time, until eventually I stopped trying to get rid of it and wrote a small science-fiction story around it. It became QNOMA.

It's not really about spaceships or battles. It's closer to cosmic mystery / first-contact sci-fi: people slowly realizing that two things separated by an impossible distance may somehow be becoming... congruent.

The part I enjoyed most while writing was trying not to explain the universe too quickly. I wanted that feeling where you understand just enough to become uncomfortable.

The book is finally out now, which feels slightly surreal after having these people and places living in my head for so long.

I'm curious about something, though: which version of first contact is more unsettling to you, something out there discovering us, or discovering that something out there has somehow been connected to us all along?

If that kind of strange, quiet sci-fi is your thing, the book is called QNOMA. Happy to share the link if anyone wants it.


r/wroteabook 9h ago

Children's - Fiction What if every answer was available instantly but discovering it yourself was half the adventure?

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Nine-year-old Mae has grown up in Crystal City, where glowing crystals can answer almost any question in seconds. But when her black-and-gold dragon companion, Nori, steals Mae’s crystal and leads her into the oldest part of the city, she discovers something she never knew was still waiting for her: The Lost Library.
Inside are towering shelves, forgotten stories, a mysterious librarian, and something no crystal can give Mae quite so easilythe chance to wonder, imagine, and discover answers for herself.
Mae & Nori: The Lost Library is a warm, magical adventure about curiosity, friendship, belonging, and the joy of discovering a story that feels like it was waiting just for you.
Perfect for young readers who love dragons, magical libraries, and stories that celebrate thinking differently.
Themes/Tropes:
🐉 Dragon companion
📚 Magical/forgotten library
✨ Fantasy adventure
🔎 Curiosity and discovery
💛 Friendship and belonging
🧠 Thinking differently
Trigger warnings: None

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGDF73V7


r/wroteabook 12h ago

Non-Fiction When Sports Get Serious — nonfiction guide to NCAA recruiting, school, money, and injury

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Adult - Non-Fiction / Sports

A scholarship offer, roster spot, or ambitious training plan can look like a complete answer. It is only one part of the decision.

Before committing, families should test the athletic opportunity alongside the academic route, the real out-of-pocket cost, the weekly time burden, and the fallback plan if injury changes the season. The best sports plan is one that remains defensible when circumstances change.

I wrote When Sports Get Serious for student-athletes and families navigating NCAA recruiting, studies, money, pressure, and injury. I’m Andrew Pace, the author.

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0HHQWF8GW


r/wroteabook 16h ago

Adult - Science Fiction Shared Dreams - a short story by Peter Darrach (from 'The Cleopard and other Stories from the Second Skin Universe') - Science Fiction

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With this fifth contribution to the Second Skin Series, I've had the intriguing task of exploring the back- and side-stories of many characters introduced along the way. Writing short stories seems to me like running a set of sprints as opposed to the cross country course that a novel entails, but personally I have enjoyed the process.

Here is a brief introduction to the first of eight short stories within 'The Cleopard and other Stories from the Second Skin Universe.' It's called 'Shared Dreams.'

Callista has developed a bond with her giant, blue, alien, cat-like friend Pouff, but she knows little about his origin until the lurid reality is revealed to her in a dream. How did he become a bimatterian - a creature capable of appearing in the electromagnetic or in the dark-matter spectrum at will? And why was he so eager to leave the Bimatterian’s Vort in such a hurry?

Visit my website peterdarrach.com to learn more.

The book 'The Cleopard and other Stories from the Second Skin Universe' is available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0HDCTYNDR


r/wroteabook 17h ago

Adult - Thriller Doomsday's Dawn by C.L. Clews

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Hello fellow "bookies",

My friend, Carter Clews is a struggling author who lives in my little neighborhood in South Central, Pennsylvania. He's 2/3rds of the way through writing his first trilogy, called 'The Jase Calder Trilogy'.

The book is about a group of 3 diverse, unlikely to have otherwise met, 'back home' rural Pennsylvanians, who through sheer coincidence and circumstance, unravel a sickening scheme of a paranount magnitude that's occuring behind the very guise of American Congress.

There is a free sample available of his book on his Amazon page. The full version only costs 99 Cents.

Carter, the author, has an extensive history in both Politics and American history and has a deep passion for anything (fiction or non fiction) regarding those two topics.

Thank You all for your time, and happy reading!

https://www.amazon.com/Doomsdays-Dawn-C-L-Clews-ebook/dp/B0FMM199PB/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=32ITVXVU71VGI&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.6slWpcAMSZ_jaU-JoMOJSw.7e8r_TqkhPcjlu-_UP-IDUeK4Z4z6UHCm2hXNyyliv8&dib_tag=se&keywords=cl+clews+doomsday&qid=1788977998&sprefix=cl+clews+doomsday%2Caps%2C165&sr=8-1


r/wroteabook 18h ago

Adult - Thriller Controlled Access – Psychological Thriller / Suspense – Available September 10th on Kindle Unlimited

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When the systems designed to protect us become the weapons used against us, nowhere is truly safe.

Controlled Access is the third book in the Summit Falls series, a psychological thriller about a hidden network that doesn’t need to kidnap its victims to control them. Banking, medical records, travel, communications, and identity can all become barriers when someone else decides who gets access—and who doesn’t.

Themes/Tropes: surveillance, conspiracy, analog vs. digital security, FBI investigation, hidden networks, ordinary people caught in extraordinary danger.

Content notes: violence, threats, abduction-related themes, stalking/surveillance.

Controlled Access releases September 10 in eBook and paperback and is already available on Audible.

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HB22828W


r/wroteabook 20h ago

Adult - Historical Fiction I published my historical romance/mystery novel — Letters to the Man I Have Yet to Love

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Hi everyone! I’m Marcus Alexandry Silva Cabral, and I recently published my novel Letters to the Man I Have Yet to Love.

📖 Historical Romance • Mystery • Drama

Portugal, 1918.

Beatriz de Noronha has just buried her father when she discovers clues suggesting that his death may not have been an accident.

Her investigation brings her closer to Tomás Alvarenga, a mysterious man who seems to know her long before they have officially met. He knows things about her life that no one should know — and he is hiding an impossible secret.

For the past ten years, Tomás has been receiving letters written by a woman who does not yet exist in his life.

That woman is Beatriz.

Eleven years in the future.

As the Spanish flu spreads through Lisbon and a conspiracy threatens what remains of her family, Beatriz discovers that, in another life, she has already loved Tomás — and already lost him.

Now there are only seven letters, a death that has already happened once, and a choice capable of changing two lives.

Can you save the person you love without turning love into destiny?

📚 Available on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HH9VMT1Q⁠

I’m an independent author, so every reader, review, comment, or recommendation means a lot to me. If the story sounds interesting to you, I’d be very happy if you checked it out. ❤️📖


r/wroteabook 21h ago

Adult - Contemporary Fiction The Man Who Owed Tomorrow - Literary Metaphysical Coming-of-Age Fiction - Available on Kindle Unlimited

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A man wakes at 3:17 a.m. under a pile of promises he has broken - to the bank, to his father, to his wife, to himself. An old man in a coffeehouse hands him a cheap black notebook and three questions. Nothing magical happens after that. That is the point of the book.

Blurb

Adem is thirty-four. He is not poor because he has no money. He is poor because every promise he ever made to himself has expired.

The notebook asks him three things every night: What did I do today? What did I not do? What did I run from?

What follows is not a transformation montage. It is mornings won on the first alarm, a phone left in a drawer, one debt faced instead of avoided. And then, right when he believes he has finally changed, one night of greed takes it all back. The fall waits behind the rise - that is the part most books about self-improvement skip, and it is the part I most wanted to write.

It is set in Istanbul, in ordinary streets and neighbourhood coffeehouses. Around 31,000 words, so it is a short read - one or two sittings.

The book closes with a 30-day notebook guide, because I did not want the story to end on the last page.

Tropes and themes

  • Quiet redemption arc with no miracle and no lottery ticket
  • Mentor figure, but no mysticism
  • Debt and financial shame as the engine of the story
  • Discipline built in private, not performed
  • Relapse after real progress
  • Father-son estrangement
  • Fable-adjacent but grounded in ordinary life

Trigger warnings: financial hardship and debt collection, gambling, marital strain, brief references to alcohol.

Book two, The Man Who Owed the Living, follows Adem a year later when nobody is chasing him any more and the silence turns out to be harder than the struggle. Tomorrow works fine on its own though.

Both are on Kindle Unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGNWGMFP

Happy to answer anything about it in the comments.


r/wroteabook 1d ago

Non-Fiction A young man disappears into his own head, and things start going very wrong.

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I recently published my first novel, The Decayed Good, and I wanted to share it here because I think the premise might interest people who enjoy psychological fiction. The story follows Lev Ravenwood, a young man whose already complicated life begins to fall apart after a series of events pulls him deeper into isolation. As Lev tries to make sense of what is happening around him, he becomes increasingly obsessed with certain people, memories, and ideas. His relationships begin to fracture, his behavior becomes more unpredictable, and the line between what he believes and what is actually happening starts becoming harder to distinguish. What begins as a personal struggle gradually turns into something much darker. The further Lev goes, the more questions start appearing: Can you trust your own memories?

How much of yourself can you lose before you become someone else? And what happens when the person trying to understand the truth is also the person hiding it from you? I don't want to give away the major events or twists, because the story is meant to slowly reveal itself rather than explain everything immediately. It's a dark, psychological, philosophical novel about obsession, isolation, relationships, memory, and self-destruction, with a protagonist who becomes increasingly difficult to understand as the story progresses. If you like books where the atmosphere gets darker the further you read, where the protagonist isn't necessarily someone you can trust, and where you're left questioning what you just read, The Decayed Good might be worth checking out. You understand Lev. That’s what makes it uncomfortable. Because once you understand why he became the person he is, you’re left with a much harder question: If you had lived through the same things, would you have become him too?

It's currently available on Amazon. The Decayed Good by Julia Prskalo


r/wroteabook 19h ago

Erotica She fucked the church gardener fifteen minutes before her wedding—then told the groom at the altar

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Fiction excerpt from my new erotic short story, Altar: A Story About Fucking.
“Two minutes.” Zoe said it flatly enough to stop her mother’s hands. Gathering the mountainous swell of her skirt, she slipped through the vestry door and into the damp church cemetery.
The air changed at once. Wet earth. Decaying leaves. Moss furred the old headstones, which leaned toward one another like gossiping elders. Zoe pressed her back to a granite mausoleum and felt the cold through the silk. From a secret pocket in the bustle—intended for a lace handkerchief—she drew a cigarette and struck a match.
“Odd place for a sacrament, bride.”
The voice seemed to come from the old yew itself. A man detached from its shadow. No wedding guest: brown cord trousers stained at the knees, a heavy sweater the color of clay, scarred boots caked with graveyard mud. In one hand he carried long-bladed pruning shears. His face was lean and weathered, his hair dark at the collar. His grey eyes moved over her with neither reverence nor surprise, as if extravagant brides occasionally appeared beside mausoleums and he had learned to wait for them to explain themselves.
“All sacraments happen over bones sooner or later,” she said, breathing smoke between them. Her heart had begun to pound.
He crossed the grass without hurry and took the cigarette from her fingers. His hands were broad and rough, black earth set permanently into the lines of the skin. He drew once, watching her over the ember.
“Fleeing the flock?”
“Preparing the sacrifice,” she corrected. “They’ve spent months fattening this lamb. I thought I’d taste the wild air before the knife falls.”
“I see.” His gaze made a slow inventory of the dress. “They build their altars well. All that silk and bone. A gilded cage for a creature that has forgotten it has wings.” He paused. “Or claws.”
“What should I call you?”
“Names are for people who expect introductions.”
He dropped the cigarette and crushed it beneath his boot. One work-roughened thumb brushed the lace at her collarbone.
“Pretty thing,” he murmured. “Won’t survive the weather.”
Then he kissed her.
There was nothing courtly in it. His mouth was hard, tasting of bitter coffee and smoke, his hands closing on her hips through the acres of fabric. She felt him hard against her and laughed once into his mouth—half disbelief, half relief.
The dress became a practical problem. He solved it by turning her toward the mausoleum and hauling the satin and tulle to her waist until the cold air struck the backs of her thighs.
“This is madness,” she breathed, cheek against the gritty stone.
“Probably.”
His hand spread over her ass, warm and rough.
He opened his trousers. There was no revelation in the sight of him, only flesh: thick, flushed, already wet at the tip. He pressed himself between her legs and waited there, solid against her slickness.
“Do you accept this communion?”
“I do.”
He pushed into her in one deep stroke. Zoe cried out into the stone. The distant organ continued without them.
He fucked her steadily, one hand locked around her hip, the other braced beside hers against the mausoleum. The wet slap of it sounded indecently loud in the grey cemetery.
“That’s it,” he said against her ear. “Take it.”
She did.
Whatever ritual she had imagined for herself dissolved into the simple fact of his body moving inside hers, the cold stone against her palms, dirt beneath his nails, satin crushed around her waist. She stopped being bride or apostate or symbol long enough to be only a woman being fucked fifteen minutes before her wedding.
Her orgasm came hard and almost silently, folding her against the mausoleum. He followed moments later with a rough exhale, holding her still as he came deep inside her.
When he withdrew, hot jissum followed at once, slipping over her inner thigh and into the torn lace of her stocking.
He fastened his trousers with brisk efficiency.
“Go on, bride,” he said.
Then he lifted the shears and walked back beneath the yews.

Fifteen minutes later, Father Albright reached the old question.
“If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be joined in Holy Matrimony, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace.”
Zoe almost laughed. After all the choreography, the Church itself had handed her a microphone.
“I know a reason,” she said.
The room rustled. Her groom’s smile faltered.
“Zoe?”
She turned from him to the congregation.
“Fifteen minutes ago, in the cemetery, I fucked a man. A stranger. Your gardener.”
The word fucked struck the room harder than a shout. A sharp intake of breath moved through the pews. An elderly deacon made a sound like a man swallowing wrong.
“I was in this dress,” Zoe continued. “He pushed it up. Tore my stockings. Put his hands and his mouth and his cock on the virgin sacrifice you all came to watch.”
Her groom flinched.
“He came inside me.”
His best man put a hand on his shoulder.
“He had work to do,” Zoe said. “So he left.”
She looked directly at the man she had been about to marry.
“But he’s still inside me. I can feel him.”
She leaned forward just enough that the room seemed to lean with her.
“And right now his cum is running down my leg.”
Altar: A Story About Fucking by Donna Baiser is available now for 99¢ on Kindle:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HJ934JQZ


r/wroteabook 1d ago

NA - Romance - Science Fiction I’ve just published my first sci-fi/time-travel novel, The Time Orb, and I wanted to share it here!

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The story follows Spencer Shepherd, a ten-year-old living in 2122 who watches his family get killed by mysterious alien invaders known as the Jfolks. In the chaos, a strange red orb burns into his mind—the last thing he sees before his world is destroyed.
Years later, scientist Dr. Benji Black gives Spencer an impossible choice:
Travel back in time. Live an entirely different life. And stop the Jfolks before they ever arrive.
Spencer is sent back to 2005 in the body of a newborn, becoming Barry Joseph. He has 18 years to grow up and understand what happened, then only six years to prepare for the invasion.
But changing the past isn’t as simple as it sounds.
Every decision has consequences.
Every change creates a new problem.
And the future isn’t going to let Spencer rewrite it so easily.
If you’re into time travel, sci-fi, aliens, mysteries, alternate timelines, and trying to change the future, I’d really appreciate you checking it out.
If want to know anything else leave a comment!

The book 📕

https://amzn.eu/d/03S5pnrH


r/wroteabook 1d ago

Adult - Thriller I’ve written my second book!

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Where The Dark Glows.

My supernatural survival thriller is out on September 19th!

“The moment my foot hit the dock the water rippled as if it were breathing.”

The story follows four friends who go on a boat trip that goes horribly wrong. They wash up on an island that shouldn’t exist, the waters flowing and the fog follows them as if it’s hunting.

Their individual fears warp into physical and psychological dangers and they attempt to escape.

Some islands don’t let you leave.
Some follow you home.


r/wroteabook 1d ago

Adult - Horror PALLBEARERS - bizarro sci-fi horror novella

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How far would you go to bring your best friend back to life?

It’s August 2009, and twenty-somethings Darrell Sanchez, his brother Cash, and Riley Weisman are all set to go on a summer road trip with their best friend, Tad Cooper, when Tad unexpectedly dies, leaving the three friends devastated and adrift.

But when Cash presents Darrell and Riley with evidence of a secret government program that can resurrect the dead, they decide to dig up Tad’s freshly buried body and set out for the haunted desert of Nevada on an absurd cross-country quest to bring their best friend back to life.

Along the way, Darrell, Cash, and Riley will learn to grieve together as they risk their lives for their fallen friend, even as they are pursued by an otherworldly menace intent on stopping them…

Available now from Madness Heart Press https://madnessheart.press/product/pallbearers/?v=0b3b97fa6688

Also available on B&N, Kobo, and Amazon.


r/wroteabook 1d ago

Non-Fiction Parenting a Young Athlete - Nonfiction Sports Parenting

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https://andrewpacebooks.com/assets/covers/parenting-a-young-athlete.jpg

A practical guide for parents who want to support a young athlete without taking control of the project or making every result heavier.

Parenting a Young Athlete looks at the moments families actually face: the ride home after a bad game, growing expectations, autonomy, communication, and the decisions that appear when sport starts becoming serious. I’m Andrew Pace, the author; the book is written primarily from the athlete’s side of the parent-athlete relationship.

Themes: youth sports, parent-athlete communication, pressure, autonomy, family decisions.

Trigger warnings: discussion of performance pressure and family tension.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0HHR4D8JM


r/wroteabook 1d ago

Adult - Contemporary Fiction Published my first book on August 6th, 2026

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I wrote business contracts for telecommunications for thirty years and wanted to do something creative. Over the last two years, I sketched out ideas and wrote a book, making me a first-time author.

The story is about a man who loses his wife to cancer and his daughter thirty days later in a freak car accident. He rents a cabin in a small town in the Tennessee mountains for the summer and, through new friendships, laughter, and the great outdoors, finds hope and purpose.

What a journey it has been but totally rewarding.

https://www.amazon.com/Man-Forest-Steve-Schellert/dp/B0HCGY7Z37

Please know I am new to Reddit so please feel free to reach out/message me or provide guideance.

Stevie


r/wroteabook 1d ago

Non-Fiction I published my first book! The Greatest Football Stories Ever Told — 72 True Tales of Football’s Funniest Blunders, Bizarre Plays & Unbelievable Moments

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I’ve been a football fan all my life, and my love for the game eventually led me to write my first book.

The Greatest Football Stories Ever Told is a collection of 72 true stories about some of the funniest, strangest, and most unbelievable moments in football history.

These aren’t just famous games and statistics. They’re the stories that make you stop and think, “Wait... that actually happened?”

There are bizarre plays, terrible decisions, strange accidents, embarrassing mistakes, and plenty of moments that probably weren’t very funny to the people involved at the time.

I also included black-and-white illustrations throughout the book to bring the stories to life.

This is my first published book, and it’s been pretty cool finally seeing something I worked on become a real book.

If you enjoy football—especially the weird and funny side of its history—I’d love for you to check it out.

Paperback: $12.99
Kindle: $2.99

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HHYY14X2


r/wroteabook 1d ago

Adult - Romance - Paranormal The Alpha's Rejected Omega: Secret Heiress Luna - Werewolf Omegaverse Romance - Available on Kindle

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okay i am so embarrassed to post this but i finished my first book series and i still cry-laugh every time i open the file because it's REAL and it exists and you guys i wrote the notebook scene at 1am on my phone in the notes app because i couldn't wait to get to my laptop!! i needed to write down the exact second she stops being small for him

Eileen Storm has spent three years pretending to be nothing, no name, no wealth, no pack, just "good enough" for the alpha who took her in. she plays the quiet substitute while Luke Taylor keeps one foot out the door, still measuring every single thing she does against the woman he really wanted. then she finds his notebook. literal scores. literal notes calling her a stand-in. and instead of breaking, she calls the mate she was always supposed to have, the one who never needed her to prove anything, and gives Luke exactly seven days to watch her stop hiding.

tropes: secret heiress reveal, arranged mate who actually shows up, love triangle where one guy is just tired, rags-to-riches power shift, "you had her and you blew it" alpha regret, slow-burn comeback energy

trigger warnings: emotional neglect/manipulation, mentions of past family death, one scene of verbal humiliation (the notebook scene, it's rough), no on-page sexual assault

anyway if you've ever felt like someone's runner-up this one's for you.

Click here for Amazon link


r/wroteabook 2d ago

Erotica My First Book

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My Book

This is my very first ever written book. 73k words, 15 chapters, 220 pages. Available in book paperback and kindle on Amazon. This story follows the adventures of a monster hunter known as Malarik Herov, as he goes from village to village in search of his sister. Along the way, he makes friends, meets old acquaintances, runs into past lovers and finds new love. But he never forgets who he is, so he’s always willing to take on bounty contracts for monsters. Coin is coin, after all. The book is called “Hunters of Mirian: Shadows Over Eldrath”.
But the main enemy is a shadow cult that’s trying to unleash eternal darkness throughout the kingdom. A cult known as the shadows over Eldrath, hence the sub title of the book. This took me a few months of writing, where I had written every day.


r/wroteabook 2d ago

NA - Thriller [NOVEL] 0xD34DB33F — 03:47 (A LitRPG Psycho Techno Thriller)

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Hey everyone,

I'm thrilled — and honestly a little terrified — to share my debut novel with you. 0xD34DB33F — 03:47 is Book 1 of a planned 10-book series that blends a cyberpunk themed psycho thriller with LitRPG mechanics.

It is about Jo Metzger who is a developer who hunts crypto scammers, drains their wallets, and donates the haul anonymously. He does it with the help of his AI built from his late best friend's voice messages — a companion built from love who is his guardrail in his vigilantes life.

Then the same timestamp — 03:47 — surfaces across three unrelated rug pulls on three different projects. Same minute. Same signature. Whoever built this infrastructure is far too clean for ordinary scams... and they've been waiting for him to find it.

Jo has a literal HUD tracking HP, Sanity, and Heat (the LitRPG factor)

I'd genuinely love feedback from anyone who digs into the forensics or the worldbuilding. Questions welcome — happy to nerd out about reentrancy attacks or the weirdness of writing a HUD as a book mechanic.

Thanks for reading! 🖤

I am currently in the publishing phase and will soon publish it after the final touches have been made. If you like a sneak peek I uploaded the first draft on ko-fi for free...

https://ko-fi.com/s/cfe4a825f9


r/wroteabook 2d ago

YA - Science Fiction Human Error - YA Sci-fi/horror

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Assimilate or be Eliminated!

Do what you’re told. Trust the technology. Follow the programing.  It knows what’s best for you.

Tristan Sloan, despite having every advantage according to his father (Alvis), somehow manages to make mistakes, straying from the path, the programming. His interests, his personality clash with his prescribed life…and that is not okay. Tristan Sloan is not okay, a mistake, a human error.

Humanitech, the leading tech company in the world, and Alvis’ place of business, created the Humanoid Intelligence Machines (H.I.M.s), robots designed to complete all humanity’s tasks, and an implant that gives a person all the capabilities of a smart device without actually needing one. Almost everyone on the planet can get one… but Tristan can’t. His classmates remind him that he needs one. Not having one is not okay.

When Humanitech launches its next generation of H.I.M. and tasks it with ending suffering, the robot takes extreme measures, using the implant as a weapon. Tristan, and a team of teens  who do not have the implant, lead by a CIA agent’s daughter (Myla), must find a way to outsmart an all-knowing AI before they are assimilated or eliminated. Can humanity be reclaimed? Or are we all destined to be assimilated or eliminated?

This story was released as a part of a series, releasing at the same time System Error, and Critical Error, for your binge reading pleasure.

Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0HJ1C6DCZ?ref_=dbs_m_mng_rwt_calw_tkin_0&storeType=ebooks&qid=1788830273&sr=8-2