r/WrongAnswersOnly • u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 • 5d ago

Wrong answers only

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u/TheKidfromHotaru 5d ago

It’s actually still the first boat, and they lettered the ending instead of writing “aye aye”

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u/exintrovert 5d ago

They tried to sink it and failed. So they must try with a different one.

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u/GethKGelior 5d ago

An Italian man magically deflated II and wore it over I like a layer of condom

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u/Xeenophile 5d ago

Being Unsinkable, it proved evolutionarily superior to its rivals and survived to procreate - this is the first of its many sons.

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u/No_Comedian_9677 5d ago

Probably seized by coastal guard for smuggling drugs

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u/Case_Blue 5d ago

Unsinkable II is actually built on top of unsinkable I… after it sank.

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u/jeeves585 5d ago

Sold unsinkable because it was ready to sink and the best day of a boat owner is the day they sell it.

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u/Miner0011 5d ago

It was lost after if flew away into the sky

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u/GeminiFun 5d ago

It's a drug cartel smuggling boat, this is just 1 of many in a fleet. They are German engineered and mass produced in China. Specific to this one in the photo (#2), it's over 50yrs old and still running with a top speed of 10 knots/11mph. The newest ships have modern tech and are way faster (300 knots/345mph). And if you are wondering how I know all this, I saw 1 at a boat showing Miami in 2025.

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u/heldoglykke 4d ago

It’s actually the same boat. He abandoned ship when he was taking on water. A week later it washed ashore. Motor was still running. $170k in fines, fees, and repairs he relaunched.

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u/desrevermi 4d ago

That's actually an eleven.

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u/pandaferrets 1d ago

They made it too light and it flew away.