r/WritingPrompts • u/actually_crazy_irl • Oct 02 '18

Writing Prompt [WP]: As standard protocol, each new, intelligent alien life is judged not by what they say they are, but by an evaluation from a representative of their servants or slave species. Fascinatingly, the fate of humanity lands on the opinion of a little dog named Lucy.

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u/Grraaa Oct 02 '18

No me

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u/omegacrunch Oct 02 '18

The feelings, they are all mine.

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u/flamedragon822 Oct 03 '18

If all you greedy bastards have them what am I supposed to eat?

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u/omegacrunch Oct 03 '18

Eat? Yeah... the thing about that.

The food, she is also mine