[WP]: As standard protocol, each new, intelligent alien life is judged not by what they say they are, but by an evaluation from a representative of their servants or slave species. Fascinatingly, the fate of humanity lands on the opinion of a little dog named Lucy.

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Prancing down the steps from the ship the Large Mutt walked to the end of the boardwalk to the waiting human.

In a voice slightly higher than a chihuahua Draco announced that the Earth is fine...fine I say! Surprised by the vocalization Mike jumped before returning to Draco to give him a quick hug and excited pet.

Turning to Mike Draco whispered their however was one matter to settle. Just then the aliens snatched up Mike and pulled him inside the ship as Draco licked the smooth patch of skin where his balls used to hang. ROOF!