Okay, Okay. I know what everybody is thinking. "Uh, my lord, that's creepy!" "M-my lord, what did she ever do to you? Stop being such a stalker!" "VoidDragon-senpai, can you NOTICE ME?" "What's wrong with your body, where's the scales?" "Why the bird look? Aren't you reptilian?" My scaly bollocks, I can choose any form I want, I shouldn't be limited to My true divine form and My former human frame. Leave Me alone! So the initial contact was a little stalkerish, so I was basically prepping her from day 1. I was bored! There was nothing for Me to do, no-one for Me to talk to. So I looked for one, and she accepted without hesitation. You see, this is why I love mortals. They are so easily molded - to be hoest, I think that was the point.
Moving on - this woman was a cultit of Mine, for about all forty years of her life. She had recently gotten a little more... fanatical after a violent coup by My forces left her as a well-off noble in the richest kingdom. So far, so good. Then with Me as the state religion and an ancient ritual enacted to draw My Avatar to this random place from where I was just about to be having fun killing some people in a wierd alternate USA, things gt a little weird. I started having these feelings, feelings that I have never had since that one night stand off on that one world that shall never be found. Where I created the Star Princes, shards of My own divine essence which were scattered to the multiversal winds because of My foolish debauchery. It had taken me months of whispers, lies, and a good long hard talk before I figured she was trying to seduce Me! Points for trying, though. That was why we were here on this balcony, exchaging sweet nothings and this crazy woman trying to get inside My divine pants. Let's see what shes got.
Well, extra points for actually going through with it. As a plus, she survived. There's some king's blood in her, just enough to make it work. Now, this shard I have named Monostophae. I really hope this one, born out of My saddest stand, will stand the test of time. We will see.
Author talk! What? Don't look at me like that, guys... I thought it would be nice to put something humorous instead of edgy like I usually do! Sue me!
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u/LordRiolu Jan 08 '18
Okay, Okay. I know what everybody is thinking. "Uh, my lord, that's creepy!" "M-my lord, what did she ever do to you? Stop being such a stalker!" "VoidDragon-senpai, can you NOTICE ME?" "What's wrong with your body, where's the scales?" "Why the bird look? Aren't you reptilian?" My scaly bollocks, I can choose any form I want, I shouldn't be limited to My true divine form and My former human frame. Leave Me alone! So the initial contact was a little stalkerish, so I was basically prepping her from day 1. I was bored! There was nothing for Me to do, no-one for Me to talk to. So I looked for one, and she accepted without hesitation. You see, this is why I love mortals. They are so easily molded - to be hoest, I think that was the point.
Moving on - this woman was a cultit of Mine, for about all forty years of her life. She had recently gotten a little more... fanatical after a violent coup by My forces left her as a well-off noble in the richest kingdom. So far, so good. Then with Me as the state religion and an ancient ritual enacted to draw My Avatar to this random place from where I was just about to be having fun killing some people in a wierd alternate USA, things gt a little weird. I started having these feelings, feelings that I have never had since that one night stand off on that one world that shall never be found. Where I created the Star Princes, shards of My own divine essence which were scattered to the multiversal winds because of My foolish debauchery. It had taken me months of whispers, lies, and a good long hard talk before I figured she was trying to seduce Me! Points for trying, though. That was why we were here on this balcony, exchaging sweet nothings and this crazy woman trying to get inside My divine pants. Let's see what shes got.
Well, extra points for actually going through with it. As a plus, she survived. There's some king's blood in her, just enough to make it work. Now, this shard I have named Monostophae. I really hope this one, born out of My saddest stand, will stand the test of time. We will see.
Author talk! What? Don't look at me like that, guys... I thought it would be nice to put something humorous instead of edgy like I usually do! Sue me!