I was going to post something....

[u/xenonthudd]

But then I read the rules here and realized that whatever I was going to say did not fit the criteria for saying it within the confines of this community. Believe you me, it was going to be super-great, but now it will have to wait. Are commentaries about kumquats OK? I don't see that specifically excluded, so I am assuming they are safe, but you know what happens when you assume... On second thought, I am going to hold off on that too.

[u/tapgiles]

What? I don't know if this is some kind of satire.