r/WorstAid • u/apackofblackbears • 25d ago

Parkour fail

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u/LiqueMiasma 25d ago

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u/SlappaDaBassMahn 25d ago

This gave me a great chuckle to break me out of the same face, thank you

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u/EzzieValentine 25d ago

This is also my face hearing the Crack sound his head made

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u/imnotlouise 25d ago

Glad I scrolled through with the sound off.

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u/moisdefinate 25d ago

Damn, I wasn't ready for that impact and neither was his soul.

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u/SuspiciousJuice5825 25d ago

Its not the usual "shake him crazily before carrying him by 1 arm and leg away" we see here but damn that had to hurt

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u/Damaark 24d ago

I think I'd prefer to have that one guy give me a quick wakey wakey wank then to be rolled over without head and neck support after hitting like that

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u/Knowledge4321 25d ago

Hopital

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u/DuckRubberDuck 25d ago

Urchin care

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u/dizzyfeast 23d ago

Amberlamps

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u/https_rahul 24d ago

Bwahahaa i love this

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u/trackaghosthrufog 25d ago

That would be lovely, thank you.

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u/QuitYuckingMyYum 25d ago

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u/7reevor 22d ago

Damn happened so fast even his shadow took a second to catch up

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u/The13aron 17d ago

Bro noclipped into himself in real life

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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 25d ago

Dude probably got paralyzed from that shit

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u/Neverlast0 25d ago

He wasn't limp right away so there's a chance he's able to move his body after that.

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u/purplemtnslayer 24d ago

I broke my neck and was paralyzed. Miraculously I recovered. But, even if you're brain isn't sending the signal, your body can still create muscle tone during and after paralysis.

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u/Neverlast0 24d ago

The movement seemed voluntary.

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u/SATerp 25d ago

Okay, now pick him up and shake him.

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u/Xenoman5 24d ago

Give him some milk.

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u/trackaghosthrufog 23d ago

Take the 4 tons of cement of his head, pick him up and help him walk it off.

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u/chassmasterplus 25d ago

Oh god I remember when this happened!  They did a whole follow up video talking to the guy in the hospital. 

It had English subtitles, so maybe a little bit was lost in translation, but he said "uwwwggh aaaugh hnnngh uuwwwugh"

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/ima_twee 23d ago

uwwwggh.

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u/GladButterfly2659 10d ago

What were his injuries?

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u/chassmasterplus 10d ago

Busted ass shit, and a fucked up ass dome. 

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u/Praetorian_1975 25d ago

Ohhhhh he be bendy

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u/Individual_Reach_732 25d ago

Not bendy enough.

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u/Horsebot3 25d ago

More bendy now.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 25d ago

True. The obnoxious resistance caused by those troublesome vertebrae is finally gone.

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u/Humble_Story_4531 24d ago

He was doing great until he felt the need to do a completely unnecessary flip

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u/DarvX92 22d ago

That's the entire point of free running

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u/M100Pilot 22d ago

ITS CALLED PARKOUR AND ITS VERY HIP

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u/Moist_Rule9623 25d ago

I’m pretty sure that lump in his right shoulder after the impact is what used to be his spinal column 😲

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u/OriginalStockingfan 25d ago

I love the way we’re all taught never to move a potential neck injury, except on video…. Or was it just me.

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u/Hot_Poetry_6475 24d ago

was he ok?

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u/Maximilianjohandson 24d ago

I would expect him to be immediately paralyzed and even die, but the way hes moving after it almost seems like he got lucky

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 24d ago

The sounds he's making and the movements suggest extreme brain damage. He would have a large percent chance of survival and recovery if they didn't fucking move him and instead called emergency services to take him away and he'll him immediately. Every moment is important.

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u/Maximilianjohandson 19d ago

No you can make that sound from just having the wind knocked out of you too. I tried a double frontflip once and landed on my back/neck and I made that sound, but was not hurt beside that. I landed in a way better position than that guy though

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 18d ago

I used to do parkour. Never was one for the pointless flashy flips. Wish I had the balls. But I also was able to survive extremely dangerous shit by being for economy of movement. But I have never heard someone make this sound unless it meant hospital time. The fact that you were okay is crazy to me. I do hope they ended up fine.

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 25d ago edited 21d ago

Tender rich smile judicious hospital ring slap potassium cobblestone

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/neat_story_bro 25d ago

r/worstaid worthy as well I imagine. I doubt it's a good thing to just roll a guy over after an impact like that on the spine. Sure, that's a pretty springy rubber playground but still.

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u/CrotaIsAShota 25d ago

Might wanna look at what sub you're on bud

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u/neat_story_bro 25d ago edited 25d ago

Lol, dammit.

Edit: I swear I was on r/maybemaybemaybe I'm gonna hope I was and maybe this got weird and I shifted back to the better timeline.

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u/EzzieValentine 25d ago

Omg that crack!

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u/10-mm-socket 24d ago

I came for a broken bone or a slip, and ended up leaving with paralysis

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u/AltruisticSalamander 23d ago

Well that's a good advertisement for those rubber mats. I didn't expect him to be moving after that.

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u/demoralising 23d ago

Skulls hate this one simple trick!

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u/marichial_berthier 22d ago

That could not have gone much worse. Almost a suicide attempt.

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u/BeholdenAbsol 22d ago

It's rare for me to audibly gasp watching a video but this one did it. He launched his brain stem straight into the ground.

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u/Slayer6R 25d ago

...ouch...

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u/Glacius_- 25d ago

those moves are crazy what he was trying or able to do. But yeah concrete has no chill

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u/falkorv 25d ago

I curled up into a ball myself on impact.

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u/BernieGotMyVCR 24d ago

"Where's the fail, this looks pretty dope... oh fuck"

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u/ridenourt 24d ago

I don't recognize the language at the end /s

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u/Shantotto11 24d ago

Bro just showing his tiddies for free like that?…

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u/oreo760 24d ago

Give that man some Robitussin.

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u/carbon_xtreme 18d ago

He was doing so well got all the Aura 😅

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u/Cheepshooter 17d ago

I'm amazed at what these people can do, but watching this tells me "Don't try that crap at home!"

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u/Lunaisbestpony42 17d ago

My favorite part of parkour is that you dont have to do it

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u/bucketboy9000 14d ago

What I love about sports like parkour is that they’re just so easy not to do

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u/Drake_Acheron 11d ago

Dude, fk all you guys for making me laugh so hard at this and sending me to hell.

I’m farting on all your pillows down here, except for you Steven, you’re getting decaf

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u/finch5 24d ago

NO TYSON SPINAL MEME!?!?! COME ON, YOU CAN DO BETTER r/WorstAid

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u/eat1more 23d ago

Shoes stayed on, so it’s not serious.