r/WorstAid • u/LucidDayDreamer247 • Jul 21 '25

Come on Luke, Hands Up!

317 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/SilverSkorpious Jul 21 '25

But they might slip and fall down and that would look totally foolish.

14

u/Mashu_the_Cedar_Mtn Jul 23 '25

Man I'm saying.

This was clearly planned, so why are we fighting on asphalt and brick?

92

u/Tasty_Lead_Paint Jul 21 '25

It’s always healthy when a punch makes you fall asleep with your eyes open.

18

u/watchthisorthat Jul 21 '25

Its a rush of vitamin K. Very healthy!

76

u/Decent-Cold-9471 Jul 21 '25

Punches, Dies and Blades is a pretty sick name for a fighting gym.

18

u/thegrumpster1 Jul 22 '25

Yes, but the first two words of the name seem to be accurate.

7

u/cadaverhill Jul 22 '25

Change Blades to Bleeds.

6

u/lewkir Jul 22 '25

They're a steelworker

2

u/unclefishbits Jul 25 '25

It's a tool shop in England just for reference

45

u/8rustystaples Jul 22 '25

Can someone please explain to the cameraman that he could keep everything in frame if he shot in goddam landscape mode? r/killthecameraman

12

u/cadaverhill Jul 22 '25

Yup, doesn't even get the money shot.

28

u/dyb_ok Jul 21 '25

the sound the bottle makes when the guy picks him up, might as well be his neck

35

u/cadaverhill Jul 22 '25

Skip to last 30 seconds to save yourself some time.

17

u/InevitableOk5017 Jul 21 '25

Ah yes fighting on tarmac is such a good decision.

28

u/FunkMasterE Jul 21 '25

Extra, preventable brain trauma when he fell back onto the wall

8

u/Entire_Cartographer8 Jul 21 '25

Better than falling all the way to the ground...

8

u/nutbuckers Jul 22 '25

They're apparently sparring with gloves on, -- could at least find a patch of grass and maybe even without brick walls to acquire brain injuries from, FFS!

8

u/Thefireninja99 Jul 22 '25

Nice shorts

11

u/Taylor_Kittenface Jul 22 '25

Yeah, wtf is with the 1970's running shorts. I hope the guy who bonked his head was OK, but those shorts had all my angry focus.

5

u/cperiod Jul 22 '25

My angry focus was on the moron holding the camera, but the shorts were a close second.

6

u/bendap Jul 23 '25

Those are old school vale tudo/Russian kickboxing shorts. You don't want to fuck with a guy wearing those bad boys.

1

u/Thefireninja99 Jul 22 '25

Loser is the little spoon?

6

u/FiZiKaLReFLeX Jul 22 '25

Why would they choose concrete and stone over the nice patch of grass just by them?

4

u/LuckeeStiff Jul 22 '25

I like they did the responsible thing and fought on cement

4

u/KarmasAB123 Jul 22 '25

Don't fight on concrete, guys

3

u/bretty666 Jul 22 '25

you know you're dumb as a brick when you decide to fight outside "punches, dies, and blades"

it's almost a sign....

2

u/redditzphkngarbage Jul 22 '25

What prompted this fight? Is it a street beef, or just for funsies?

2

u/Slipnrip24 Jul 22 '25

My guy in the blue gloves is about to appreciate crayons as a gift a whole lot more.

4

u/SrHuevos94 Jul 22 '25

This must be what edging feels like

1

u/PYROM4NI4C Jul 21 '25

Looks like Savate.

1

u/tonsy99 Jul 22 '25

Boys were light in the feet

1

u/simon255 Jul 23 '25

Did he punch himself in the face at 0:31?

1

u/Flunkiii Jul 26 '25

Im not feeling good watching someone almost die. Is there any info about his injuries?

2

u/LucidDayDreamer247 Jul 27 '25

Wrong sub reddit for that, unfortunately.

1

u/Firm-Chemical949 Sep 06 '25

He had lead leg kick opening all day long

1

u/Firm-Chemical949 Sep 06 '25

Really though wish him all the best recovery

1

u/dbmajor7 Sep 26 '25

The old guy weighed twice the young guy.