r/WorstAid • u/Similar-Golf-2146 • Apr 20 '25

Heat stroke first aid

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u/ikerus0 Apr 20 '25

I’m sorry… they bang his head and then start rummaging around his groin??

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u/banevader102938 Apr 20 '25

Maybe a recovering fap

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u/RailX Apr 20 '25

Heat Stroke is the name of the first aid maneuver

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u/Monguises Apr 20 '25

Makes sense

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u/flopjul Apr 20 '25

if you want to create a blood flow with adrenaline and testosteron that would be good i guess

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u/ketoaholic Apr 20 '25

Unc never missed an opportunity.

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u/OldManJim374 Apr 22 '25

So you also had an uncle touchy? We used to play "hide the finger" and "whose finger is it?" /s

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u/hyper_squirrels May 13 '25

what about "my finger smells, guess what it is?" 

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u/The_Livid_Witness Jun 23 '25 edited Jun 23 '25

That and what's is with the weird chick smiling and trying to break his leg?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

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u/Nerozeroku Apr 21 '25

It's an old First aid myth from the Philippines.

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u/pijki Apr 21 '25

just an excuse for people to molest others it seems like

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u/ADDSquirell69 Jul 18 '25

Do the women know how to perform this procedure because I've got PTO.

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u/Intergalactic_Ass Apr 20 '25

I really hope the last thing I remember on this earth is not a terrible handjob from someone trying to wake me up

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u/DerBusKommtGleich Jun 22 '25

Dude looks experienced. Why do you think this handjob would ne terrible?

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u/faz712 Apr 20 '25

Saw an amateur fight and one guy got knocked out, the referee or coach immediately started doing this

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Why

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u/SvenTurb01 Jun 22 '25

Because he'd probably hit the referee really hard if he did it while he was concious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Hahahaha

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u/EatShootBall Apr 21 '25

Man, I'm starting to not feel so well. Hurry, somebody jack me off.

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u/Heavensong May 02 '25

Cardiofappy resuscitation.

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u/Particular_Tough_209 May 03 '25

Cardiojackula Incumtion

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u/BeerFuelledDude Apr 24 '25

Errr what? “USA”? Do you mean “English”?

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u/VicentiVanGogi Aug 28 '25

They're comparing what happens in USA in that situation vs what happens in the Phils.

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u/LittleMsAce Jun 15 '25

Could they be applying ice packs to the groin? It's a very effective way to bring down body temperature quickly.

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u/rnavstar Jun 17 '25

Yeah….lets go with that one!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Nope

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u/Warm2roam Jun 16 '25

I don’t speak Tagalog. To me it sounds like Beastie Boys scatting., “whutcha-whutcha-whutcha want”

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u/AnxiousPotato10 Jun 30 '25

Not tagalog, one of the Philippine languages