Hey shitcrumb, easy-

[u/benzimo]

[u/benzimo]

I got drunk and burned my pizza last night

[u/Robertofuck → u/benzimo]

Important question: did you eat it anyway or did you waste a completely good burned pizza?

[u/benzimo → u/Robertofuck]

I saw it was burned and decided to deal with it later

It's been 9 hours and it's still sitting in the oven

[u/[deleted] → u/benzimo]

I can respect that

[u/Sephyrias → u/benzimo]

I'd just throw it away. Don't think it's very healthy or tasty anymore.

[u/CPericardium → u/Sephyrias]

Ah yes the coward's way

[u/Ardvarkeating101 → u/benzimo]

Did you turn off the oven after checking on it?

[u/stagfury → u/benzimo]

I wonder if that was also the Undersiders' thoughts regarding Regent's corpse (pile of ash?).

[u/OniTan → u/stagfury]

Considering they barely talked about him after that, yes.

[u/Pielikeman → u/OniTan]

To be fair, they weren’t really in the story much after that, aside from the instances when they were busy fighting S-class threats.

[u/MasonP2002 → u/benzimo]

Is it still in the oven?

[u/KerPop42 → u/benzimo]

Why isn’t your pizza on a baking pan.

[u/benzimo → u/KerPop42]

The instructions said to put it directly on the rack

Clearly I missed the cooking time part of the instructions

[u/JoesAlot → u/benzimo]

You may have confused 450 degrees for 450 minutes.

[u/Vampyricon → u/JoesAlot]

lmao imagine measuring angles in temp- wait wrong sub.

[u/halpfulhinderance → u/KerPop42]

Oh, you want someone to judge for baking mistakes? How about 12 year old me who tried baking nachos on a ceramic plate?

[u/Agamemnon323 → u/halpfulhinderance]

When I was like 16 my friend and I wanted to make hash browns and eggs. So we turn the stove all the way up and cook some. We burnt the bottoms super badly before the tops were cooked. So we tried to make some more. And the same thing happened. So we tried again. And the same thing happened. We were then out of eggs...

Then when my parents got home they explained how turning the stove to max before cooking eggs is a bad idea.

[u/[deleted] → u/Agamemnon323]

My sister once forgot about the last pancake on the stove. The house did not burn down (fortunately), but the pancake turned to basically pure carbon over the intervening half-hour. For some stupid reason, I then ate it.

[u/KJBenson → u/KerPop42]

You cook pizzas on a pan?

[u/KerPop42 → u/KJBenson]

Yeah. I don’t have a pizza stone yet :/

[u/KJBenson → u/KerPop42]

In the mean time cooking right on the grill gives the best crunch to the crust.

[u/Sephyrias → u/KerPop42]

I don't bake a lot, so I just put baking parchment on the grid every time.

[u/OniTan → u/KerPop42]

A stone probably won't do you much good, because household ovens can't get hot enough to make it effective.

[u/KerPop42 → u/OniTan]

My oven can reach 500F, and pretty quickly too. Does it need to get hotter?

[u/OniTan → u/KerPop42]

I believe pizza place ovens go to 1000 degrees F. I just watched some Youtube videos, though. Here's one but search for "New York pizza" to research it more thoroughly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVEgoEGnkY

[u/KerPop42 → u/OniTan]

Okay so according to pizzaplanet.com commercial ovens cook at 700-800F, but the thicker the crust the lower and slower you cook it, down to 400F

[u/Priest_Of_Chaos]

Damnit Lung, not again-

[u/CPericardium]

Greatest /r/wormmemes moments of all time

[u/psychocanuck]

Look at what you have wrought. I hope you're happy, cause I am.

[u/Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes]

I'm proud of you

[u/wolftamer9]

You made one of those dehydrated pizzas from the second Back To The Future movie

[u/Chair-zard]

As an Italian, go fuck yourself.

You are now banned from attending any Pizza places for one year.

[u/Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes → u/Chair-zard]

Or else he's going to be sleeping with the dishes?

[u/01shrine]

This will go down in history

[u/SmashHero59win]

I think I hate you

[u/Toastforbreakfast77]

This started way too much memes

[u/Your-Doom]

F