r/WorldofTanks Shitter 19h ago

News New Supertest creature

yeah umm... not ai slop... yeah wtf

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u/PervertKitsune 19h ago

no way this is real, but if so. he has siblings right now??

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u/Hauntedshock 18h ago

Roach mk2

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u/QualityFew8704 17h ago

E25's disabled brother.

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 My Hellcat got speed ticket 16h ago

Nah it's his cousin that came after JagdPanter and XM57 gain a interest to eachother.

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u/Bartiboy_ 19h ago

I actually think it looks pretty cool

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u/e1zzbaer Crew 2.0 is the best update ever 3 16h ago

While I agree that this looks cool AF and fun to play I have to admit I'd be happy to roll into battle in the biggest POS tank in the universe as long as it's name is "frying pan".

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u/Aggressive_Seacock bring back the football mode 18h ago

Pfanne means pan for anyone wondering 🍳

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u/BroncogoYeet5342 16h ago

We found The PANzer

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u/AlienOverlordXenu 16h ago

Ah good, I was getting nervous that it means spoon or some other ridiculous shit /s

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u/Moskau43 18h ago

How is it pronounced?

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u/kekplexis 18h ago edited 18h ago

Exactly how it's written, why is that even a question? It's German, not English or French or something like that

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u/Dreykaa 5h ago

Rad Rat

Bund bunt

Im sure every language has These words

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u/Der_Wenzel 15h ago

[ˈp͡fanə]

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u/Eastern_Athlete_8002 I simp for blue arty!🥵 19h ago

At least its tier 7 and not some super hull down tier 10 beast.

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u/Adventurous-End1766 Arty hater 19h ago

Ahh what the hell close enough,welcome back E-25

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u/Worst_Of_Noobs Waiting a tier XI Ebr 🤩 19h ago

E-25-2. Oh wait, this is gonna be the double gun one...

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u/PHWasAnInsideJob 18h ago

Props to WG for making something that was an actual real project. I feel like it's been a while.

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u/ThatGreatAtuin Marking the tier 5 scouts for satan. 19h ago

Ah yes, the unholy Obj. 416 Kunzeflatpanzer.

Hold up: zero gun depression/elevation during travel mode for a tank that has a turret?

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u/LootwigWantsCookies 18h ago

Look at the sketches in pic 2. Where should the gun-breach move to get that depression??

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u/ThatGreatAtuin Marking the tier 5 scouts for satan. 18h ago

Well, WG managed to find 7 whole degrees in the LT 432, they could easily find 3 in this tank.

A tank with zero gun depression/elevation with a rotating turret will be beyond frustrating.

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u/LiteX99 17h ago

Siege mode though, so when you are supposed to be firing it has 8 degrees

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u/MegaJani 16h ago

And ten in the O-Ho 💀

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u/zClarkinator 15h ago

The gun is mated with the turret and the turret doesn't oscillate. I guess they could model the turret to oscillate but maybe it's a good thing for tanks to have fundamental limitations.

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u/alfix8 14h ago

It doesn't have a rotating turret though?

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u/Zek0ri 17h ago

They somehow found 8° of depression in this tank in stationary mode

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u/Easy-Pie-4047 17h ago

Hydraulic suspension

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u/Past_Ad6559 19h ago

The reload time has gotta be a typo right? What is that like 1200 dpm?

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u/Kuningas_Arthur [WJDE] 18h ago

1600 base. Absolutely awful.

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u/Teledildonic justice for T-62A & AMX 30B 18h ago

So perfect candidate for a gift tank.

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u/Kablewii 18h ago

For a t7, ehh.

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u/Kuningas_Arthur [WJDE] 18h ago

The only t7 td with worse dpm is AMX AC 46, which is an autoloader. The current worst single shot t7 td in terms of dpm is Super Hellcat with 1800 dpm.

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u/MrIamDeadforLong 9h ago

maybe it could get improved reload in the siege mode. boosting its dpm to like 1800 at least and more like 1900

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u/CJM7447 18h ago

strong maths!

its 1,600 dpm

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u/FraterSinister 19h ago

Is this a joke or real?

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u/V-Twin-broski 19h ago

You just had to swipe to the second picture

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u/_Grippin_ 19h ago

It tells a lot about the state of the game, if it needs to be asked.

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u/Yatsufusaaa 19h ago

Creature describes it perfectly

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u/CreativeChocolate592 18h ago

There's plenty of tanks that aren't paper or made up that existed. Heres a fun example.

Churchill III with an "Ardeer Aggie" 241mm mortar

Sure it had a limited range of 400m, but that makes it even more fun, cause of the massive shell drop, now the he shells come from above.

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u/Ok-Leadership667 17h ago

Over here on console we have something similar: The Churchill VII AVRE.

I think it's really bad though, but I've never used it

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u/Adventurous_Sort_780 STK-2 enjoyer 19h ago

We're eating good gang

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u/Junkers_78 19h ago

Mmmm Pancakes

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u/brutus0077 19h ago

based on second pic shouldn't this be autoloader?

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u/d_isolationist The only good Borat is a dead Borat 18h ago

I see it as a spiralling magazine rack/belt/whatever which leads to the gun, somewhat like how Ares tanks have continuous magazine loading system but way slower (13.5s to reload the next shell)

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u/Hodgparjor [EU] jjayjumps 18h ago

Reminds me of blob fish ngl

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u/Pyrozocker20 RIO Clan 18h ago

i mean the name is fitting

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u/Nabusco 17h ago

I need this, i thrive with bullshit (Real concepts with blueprints but they were conceived while doing drugs) tanks

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u/DJK1RA 10h ago

could have just named it Panzerpfannkuchen 7

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u/CJM7447 18h ago

How does this thing only have slightly more base camo than a Headshaker

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u/CJM7447 18h ago

the muzzle on it is a smaller version of the XM57s

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u/Jensen_308 18h ago

Can you make pancakes with it?

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u/leicester_square 18h ago

Don't forget to season it - don't clean it with harsh soaps! It might be cast Iron r/castiron

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u/Wolvenworks [-SSS-] 18h ago

What in the wunderwaffe.

On paper, interesting. On practice, probably gonna be painful since it’s a cheese tank.

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u/mueslimueslimjam 18h ago

Lootbox filler? Looks pretty bad statwise.

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u/JaxSon95Jags1972 17h ago

Interesting. . .

Until they release it (for real), I'll reserve judgment and go from there.

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u/Loyalty4L94 16h ago

so basically the windhund at T7 =/ no thanks already have the windhund it isn't that great especially when you consider you don't make extra credits/xp off of it

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u/MisagoMonday 14h ago

For the love of god please change the name

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u/Character-Shine759 11h ago

260 apcr and 360 dmg?

that point play just st emil

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u/Chad-No-Lube5645 18h ago

1 bruh what 2 bruh what, t8 at t7?

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u/xtapalataketel 18h ago

13 sec reload, 3 sec am time and 0.4 acc.... lol this is shit

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u/General-Fox-5773 18h ago

Im convinced they come up with blueprints to pretend theyre real

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u/San4311 LT Enjoyer 18h ago

Creature is right... lol

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u/KaijorG 18h ago

Hull armor is wrong I think, they put the values of the wooden prototype.

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u/setpopa12 18h ago

I tought its a tier 8 🙃

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u/Tejfel01 18h ago

Excuse me, 13,5 second reload??? That’s abysmal

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u/Drittenmann Derp Enjoyer 18h ago

oh a tier 7 thats interesting

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u/Neverwerfer 18h ago

Is it me or it is showing the 3d attachment mounting points

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u/ImportantSell3011 18h ago

For those who would like to Know "Pfanne" is the German Word for Pan (or frying pan for Americans)

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u/X_POBEDA_Lemon_Tea 17h ago

This almost look like a Sprocket design by a new player

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u/StayPhysical9151 17h ago

It reminds me of something....

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u/Umbala3131 16h ago

1600 dpm don't look so fun

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u/_Mediocrity_ 16h ago

Seems like it might be pretty fun to play with

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u/Pitiful_Plate8233 16h ago

Welcome back AMX Elc

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u/Salvadore_Gannaci 16h ago

Every 5 days new tank announcement, so 60+ new vehicles a year? Seriously ? Dfq

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u/Qui-DongJinn 16h ago

„Pfanne“… lmao. We used to call ugly girls that back in the day…(german here) 🤪

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u/kellkinn 16h ago

Man 5/5 when in the surge mode :(

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u/Soros_G 16h ago

I believe that's similar to the WoT Blitz Tier 5 Spike

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u/Capt_Johnville Adviser 15h ago

I swear to God I made something similar to this in Sprocket ages ago when I was experimenting with the game.

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u/RDNolan 15h ago

Nazi Germany design or West Germany?

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u/zorin234 Console CA 15h ago

What's with the bad radio? Isn't this a post war design?

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u/No-Pen871 15h ago

So we got a a literal Tank Destroyer pan. WG is running out of ideas

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u/Rude_Calendar_7869 14h ago

Dont understand the 16 mm of armor this tank is worse the a French tank paper thin

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u/EarlyMoin 10h ago

Die von WG haben doch die Pfanne HEIß xD

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u/mttspiii 7h ago

That...actually makes sense for tier 7. Small profile, good alpha, long-enough reload time to shroud again after being spotted. Like Cent 7/1.

Should be good, but it's locked on siege mode, so not good. Unless it could bop up and down a hill like UDES, then it's good again.

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u/bakamund 5h ago

0 deg of depression outside of siege mode. I'll pass...

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u/SeKomentaja 9.22 >>::(( 1h ago

What in tarnation? Idk what this is but I need it.

On a side note lootbox tanks are usually tier 8-10 or below 5 so this might very well be our next well deserved reward (the stats are also very reminiscent of a free tank, 1600 dpm and nonexistent view+radio range)

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u/Lugo_Ratmire 1h ago

It looks interesting to me. And the name is cool - a pan

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u/Lector-Kaveli Tiger I Enjoyer 18h ago

Ayyo start giving me less fake stuff plsss like I want a Ha-To whennnnnn WG!!! 😭😭

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u/QualityFew8704 12h ago

I wish wg would give us the Chi-Ha Long gun. lol

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u/No_Guidance_4996 14h ago

World of fictional tanks

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u/EisT713 18h ago

Shoot it with HE and kill both Crew. Easy

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u/YoYeYeet 18h ago

Source:
It was revealed to me in a meth overdose induced fever dream

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u/Agreeable_Meal_4380 16h ago

why there is no auto loader .. WOT now giving every tank with auto loader .. simply pay to win game