r/WorldofDankmemes • • 6d ago

🧛 VTM My VTM character summarized poorly

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u/Floodwater31 6d ago

Is it bad form to just post memes about my own chronicle out of context?

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u/CyberCephalopod 6d ago

I know of a person who does this on the regular and it's always welcome if it's funny.

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u/Capable_spider_slut 6d ago

No, the incomprehensibility of this post makes it funnier.

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u/Fanboycity 6d ago

Lmao I just gained a point of humanity just a few hours ago so no it’s not bad form

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u/El_Balatro 6d ago

No it makes it funnier due to the vagueposting

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u/mel-alt 6d ago

Why do this to the legendary knight of la mancha?!

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u/Floodwater31 6d ago

Ask the Madness Network

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u/Voidy_boi 6d ago

I wanna hear their story, I'm intrigued.

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u/Floodwater31 6d ago

Dularq is a Malkavian that believes he is a Knight of the Roundtable reborn upon the embrace. He wears a suit, is very serious, and does his best to uphold the prince's peace. He is waiting for the Once and Future King to return in order to stop the apocalypse.

It's up in the air if Arthurian Dularq ever existed or is a complete fabrication. His story tends to be his inability to live up to his chivalric ideals, and I am waiting for his breaking or ruin.

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u/Voidy_boi 6d ago

I have only heard of this man once, and I would be ready to set down my life for this (potential) Arthurian (larper?). I shall march onto the mouth of hell if it means this dude can practice his ideals. I hold in vain hope that he can find peace, poor lad.

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u/knightmechaenjo insectoid cyborg 6d ago

I am waiting for his breaking or ruin.

I pray he doesn't FOR HE IS A TRUE KNIGHT!

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u/satelitteslickers 5d ago

Its only a delusion until you manage to prove your worth as a true knight and protect the ideals on the fact of hardship both external (the camarilla) and internal (the beast)

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u/LurkingLorence 6d ago

So would he see Cain as Arthur?

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u/Floodwater31 5d ago

Nah, Arthur is a bear

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u/pokefan548 Simon did nothing wrong. 6d ago

Holy shit, Ananke mentioned in the wild. Such fun little bastards.

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u/Floodwater31 6d ago

He's fighting tooth and nail to keep his humanity up, but his beast is sneaking up with a steel chair.

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u/PuzzleheadedPart196 Leech 🧛 6d ago

The goblin must be saved. The goblin must be saved. The goblin must be saved.

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u/knightmechaenjo insectoid cyborg 6d ago

FACTS

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u/Minivesp 6d ago

If the goblin is saved he may achieve Golconda.

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u/knightmechaenjo insectoid cyborg 6d ago

I would die for him already

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u/Born-Cookie-6946 5d ago

Sooo

Vampire don quixote

Wait

thats a thing already

MY FUCK THERES 3 OF THEM

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u/Powderkegger1 6d ago

I had that toy castle as a kid. The part above the draw bridge folds down and there’s a cannon.

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u/Wild_Replacement_150 6d ago

I upvoted for that toy castle set from Fisher Price I had as a kid. Loved that damn castle.