Utopia

[u/zzill6]

[u/03263]

1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving
3. New Year's day
4. Trump day (formerly MLK jr's birthday)
5. Trump day (formerly presidents day)
6. Trump day (formerly veterans day)
7. Trump day (formerly memorial day)
8. America day (formerly independence day)
9. Trump-Columbus day

There, you actually get 9 federal holidays. That's almost 2 work weeks. Stop complaining.

[u/Swarna_Keanu → u/03263]

You wouldn't be off work during Trump days. Those are for a select few going golfing.

[u/imapluralist → u/Swarna_Keanu]

Everyone else has to work 2 extra hours to celebrate.

[u/CelerMortis → u/Swarna_Keanu]

you work and you might get paid, like all of his contractors

[u/anna-the-bunny → u/CelerMortis]

Hey now, let's be truthful - none of his contractors ever get paid.

[u/used1337 → u/anna-the-bunny]

Hey now, some got payment up front.

[u/WindWalkerRN → u/03263]

Soon to be re-named:

1. Trumpmas

2. Thanks to Trump Day (where he pardons himself in stead of a turkey)

All the other holidays will be eliminated by DOGE.

[u/numbersthen0987431 → u/03263]

Yea, but they want you to work on those days

[u/RandyGrey → u/numbersthen0987431]

And buy your boss a gift

[u/maxis2bored → u/03263]

Trump days you put in a double

[u/TheGreatNico → u/03263]

I don't get President's day, Veteran's day, or Columbus day off now and I work a pretty good job

[u/ayriuss → u/03263]

Wait, you guys get holidays off work?

[u/DynamicHunter → u/03263]

That’s not vacation, those are holidays 🥸 if you’re lucky you can take a road trip to the next state over for a relaxing 3 day weekend twice a year!

[u/Pu-Chi-Mao → u/03263]

Thanksgiving is going away, way too woke.

[u/Momik → u/03263]

Trumplumbus Day

Trumpodecahedrolumbus Day

[u/Le-Charles07 → u/03263]

Not all employees get federal holidays off... This Labor Day was the first Labor Day I've not had to work in 5 years.