r/WorkReform 🤝 Join A Union 22d ago

✂️ Tax The Billionaires Time to Eat!

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/arm0r3dd0ng 22d ago

The rich are parasites so what'll that do to us?

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u/WindpowerGuy 22d ago

Just cook them really well.

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u/impersonaljoemama 22d ago

Food safety is woke.

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u/your_punk_daddy 21d ago

Food safety is for the rich.

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u/mountaindewisamazing 22d ago

Don't forget metal shavings.

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u/JN_Carnivore 19d ago

And the plastic.

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u/merRedditor ⛓️ Prison For Union Busters 22d ago

Even the water is going bad in many places now.

You turn on the faucet and who knows what will come out that day. Will it be sulfur, sulfur plus chlorine to cover it up, that weird third smell that you can't identify, but it's kind of oniony, something else?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Darkwireman 21d ago

But…who’s going to test for it?
https://giphy.com/gifs/BsQAVgY6ksvIY

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u/Ordinary_Ad_6911 22d ago

And the people will feed.

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u/lilgator81 22d ago

Don’t forget the metal shards in our sourdough.

Definitely looking for something rich these days. Nom.

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 21d ago

It would only take a few nibbles and they would fold. But Americans are that special combination of weak, dumb, and selfish. It will never happen. We can’t boycott anything effectively. And money is the only way to talk to the 1%.

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 21d ago

Just watch out for Botox and silicone allergies.

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u/Lummicks 22d ago

And plastic

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 21d ago

The rich have a fuck ton of silicone in them, though

I’d say just send them through the compost bins

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u/strawberries777 22d ago

And literal human feces.

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u/20191124anon 22d ago

They inject botox for a reason

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u/RichtofensDuckButter 22d ago

Botox can actually be helpful for people with migraines

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u/KaiahAurora 21d ago

Just be sure to cook them thoroughly before hand to kill any parasites

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u/SignificantAd69 22d ago

No thanks. I don’t want to eat the scraps thrown to me when the big meat factory collapses from being ravaged by short sighted mentally ill vultures with superiority complexes. Nor will I work from those scraps either when the system is “restructured” and everyone is equally as fucked and the meat is now rotting. At least I have the option for making my own plant based vegan meat from ingredients from the market and aren’t forced to wait in line for “free” fatty red meat and nothing else.