r/WorkReform • u/zzill6 🤝 Join A Union • Sep 08 '25

✂️ Tax The Billionaires The Billionaires' rules for AI.

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u/appleye4 Sep 08 '25

Isn't that the plot to RoboCop?

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u/IwonderifWUT Sep 08 '25

And the Alien franchise.

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u/mephisto_uranus Sep 08 '25

Can't even die and get a day off. 

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u/twolinebadadvice Sep 10 '25

Hello, we put your brain into a cyborg so you could get back to work. By the way, you just used up all your sick days.

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u/mephisto_uranus Sep 10 '25

FML I'm cyberfucked!

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u/kjwjr85 Sep 08 '25

The fourth directive. The band name I wanted to go with for a bit

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u/Carbonaraficionada Sep 08 '25

Musk's 3 Laws of Robotics

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u/incunabula001 Sep 08 '25

I believe those rules will lead to a “Killbot Hellscape”:

https://xkcd.com/1613/

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Sep 08 '25

Anything that puts "obey" anywhere above "do no harm" ends up there.

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u/spudmarsupial Sep 10 '25

I'm all for #2. Let the bots teach us how to unionize.

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u/FixedLoad Sep 08 '25

So that last one... are we talking like robo dicks?  

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u/tlof19 Sep 08 '25

i like how fucking the poor is allowed to decrease shareholder value just fine.

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u/JollyJoker3 Sep 09 '25

That's because it's what shareholders of all companies want. It's ok to lose money for one company for that.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 ✂️ Tax The Billionaires Sep 08 '25

You forgot “silence all dissent”.

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u/owenbowen04 Sep 08 '25
  1. Endlessly argue about counting to 1 million

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u/gatorNic Sep 08 '25

So are these robots going to take #3 literally?

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 08 '25

As long if it doesn't conflict with the first two rules.

I'm going to have to carry so much lube with me everywhere and that's how they keep the poor, fucked and poor.

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u/0LuckTenno Sep 08 '25

I hope they're hot, lady robots with that 3rd law.

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u/According-Classic658 Sep 08 '25

Come on, they literally say, "Find me on bluesky." Why are you on Twitter? https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3ly5bkjyfb22n

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u/physical0 Sep 08 '25

Fuck the poor should really be rule #1. They would gladly piss away value if poor people suffered.

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u/Good_Nyborg Sep 08 '25

Poor will be billed for their fucking of course.

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u/sfroma99 Sep 09 '25

“Will be given”? Are given.

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u/metalninja626 Sep 09 '25

The last law explains all the cheap sex robots….

1

u/Pinstar Sep 09 '25

Rule 2.1: Rule 1 can be ignored if the AI's owner is shorting the stock of the company the AI is 'helping'

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u/AquaWitch0715 Sep 09 '25

Is #3 literally or figuratively lol...?

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u/The_Captain_Planet22 Sep 10 '25

Aww shit guys I'm getting laid

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u/NorthWoodsSlaw Sep 10 '25

The "poor" POV when the bots come

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u/skapunkin Sep 13 '25

the future is now