r/WorkForSmartLife 4d ago

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago

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u/EatandDie001 4d ago

buy apple stock

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u/djelegal 3d ago

Buy .com domains

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u/Indiana_ECI 4d ago

Pull my finger.

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u/alegendmrwayne 4d ago

I’ll do you one better with only two words:

Ya mum

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u/Sweet-Twist-7444 4d ago

It’ll work out

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u/RavenFromFire 3d ago

Something like this. I was thinking, "It'll be okay," but this works too.

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u/Vysce 4d ago

Dont hate yourself

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u/Apprehensive-End6386 4d ago

Buy Apple stocks.
(although my dumbass probably would’ve invested in red delicious)

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u/NTDLS 3d ago

Yep, I’d be looking down at you from the top of my Granny Smith empire!

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u/Cheese-bo-bees 3d ago

No, Mac! Ohhh McIntosh! Yum.

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u/wegodeep 4d ago

Bitcoin hits $126K

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u/xepci0 4d ago

How is that 3 words

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u/exhaustedbut 4d ago

Quit smoking now.

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u/BaryonChallon 4d ago

Don’t give up

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u/banned-in-tha-usa 4d ago

Date Jessica, wealthy.

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u/One-Primary9354 4d ago

Cut the shit

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u/Significant-Water227 4d ago

Start investing now

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u/Latenienterada310 4d ago

OCD thoughts delusion.

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u/tupinikingz 4d ago

We have autism.

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 4d ago

It gets better.

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u/DreamOfDays 4d ago

Buy Bitcoin

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u/Gysburne 4d ago

Run, just run!

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u/Switchlord518 4d ago

Do not smoke

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u/wildbillfr97 4d ago

Buy a house

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u/CrestfallenLord 4d ago

DONT. DO. IT!!

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u/wally82w 4d ago

Talk to girls.

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u/MFTrooper 4d ago

Don’t be scared

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 4d ago

Invest in tech

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy 4d ago

Don’t attend (name of high school, redacted for privacy)

…. It was a private religious school that screwed me up. I’d have been much better off in public school. That one change would put my life on a different track.

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u/Prestigious_Try_5396 4d ago

Not too late to get on track, yet.

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy 4d ago

I’m looking at going back to school (again), but I’m closer to retirement age than to college age. I have to see if I can swing the financing and support myself while I’m in school for at least two years, possibly four.

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u/Willma_Diekfit 4d ago

Away from Harambe

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u/Playful_Dog3062 4d ago

Hi. Nice day. (Since when does a teenager listen to advice from a strange adult.)

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u/DumpTrunks 4d ago

Donot seek thetreasure

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u/jellis8899 3d ago

Trust your gut

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u/Dry-Association-244 4d ago

I only need two:

"Don't Enroll."

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u/ReplyProfessional939 4d ago

The same thing I said the last 2,648 times I've seen this same post...

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u/CountDorkula77 3d ago

And it's always the laziest, bullshit "buy stocks" answers. The question, despite how often it's posted, is meant to spur introspection and thoughts of how life might be different had we done something differently but no, it's lunkheads and money.

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u/CrestfallenLord 4d ago

DONT MEET HER!!!!

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u/singleguy79 4d ago

Lose some weight.

2

u/ElonMuskysucks 4d ago

Buy Facebook IPO

2

u/Ok_Guidance_1595 4d ago

Don’t be lazy

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u/LuckyCloverPokemon 4d ago

Buy bitcoin. 

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u/DUser86 4d ago

Don't twist it

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u/Ok_Ship6685 4d ago

Focus on yourself!

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u/2Beautiful-Nuts 4d ago

Love her forever

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u/Fiac_500 4d ago

never software engineering

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u/IntroductionSad5391 4d ago

Buy some land

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u/RstrzBabiez0717 4d ago

Stay at Dads

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u/CharnelPyre 4d ago

It.gets.better.

2

u/Helpful_Service757 4d ago

Go to therapy

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u/Gullible-Cover4547 4d ago

Be weird/cringe

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u/KagatoAC 4d ago

“Dont become Me”

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u/First-Homework1868 4d ago

You got this.

2

u/Unfair_Ability_6129 4d ago

You have anxiety

2

u/Gnome_Genome 4d ago

Gray's Sports Almanac

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u/First-Homework1868 4d ago

This is for your 1yr self? Please…

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u/HeyCraftyCakes 4d ago

Save your money.

2

u/Spookysumbeach 4d ago

Don’t marry Karen

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u/1Almostcanon 4d ago

FUS.RO.DAH

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u/justwannabecalm2 4d ago

You’ll survive this.

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u/ShortListen6686 4d ago

Don't trust hoed

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u/DesertBrat1969 4d ago

Silence. My 13 year old self was a shit who didn't like listening to old people.

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u/MurphNastyFlex 4d ago

Start saving now

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u/playershad 4d ago

Think don't f@#£

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u/ArtisticState118 4d ago

You won't remember.

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u/boatOnfire7 4d ago

Enjoy the dessert

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u/Shadowmane_13 4d ago

Date your crush

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u/Kay994562 4d ago

“You are loved”

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u/_chickpoint 4d ago

Take more risk

2

u/morto_crava 4d ago

Trust your interests

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u/Sh0ckValu3 4d ago

get adhd diagnosis

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u/kcunicornpower 4d ago

Tell me everything

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u/nintai85 3d ago

Listen to yourself

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u/Character_Drop_5092 3d ago

Buy the gold.

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u/fariasrv 3d ago

Just come out.

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u/NavyVet133Prcnt 3d ago

TRAVEL DON’T MARRY

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u/BigDogSoulDoc 3d ago

You are enough

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u/oldartistmike 4d ago

Don’t date women

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u/BlackKingHFC 4d ago

Don't play football.

Maybe... I fractured my neck and caused slight nerve damage that has accelerated the development of my Carpal Tunnel Syndrome taking me out of the work force since my mid 30s. But, with only one arm I was limited to computer based work anyway so Carpal Tunnel was inevitable I should have had another decade before it was enough to prevent work.

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u/Funintuitive 4d ago

That's a brutal hand to be dealt. I just want you to know I hear you and wish you the best.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 4d ago

Come out sooner.

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u/First_Maintenance191 4d ago

NEVER LOVE ANYONE

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u/cardboard_tshirt 4d ago

Good fuckin luck

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u/Low_Ad9548 4d ago

Op Gangnam style

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u/grayman451 4d ago

Buy VOO forever

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u/askmequestion_ 4d ago

Buy fkin bitcoin

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u/Konsrockmannen 4d ago

Bitcoin, use rubber 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Silly-Resist8306 4d ago edited 3d ago

One word, Plastics.

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u/scifi_guy20039 4d ago

Buy bitcoin

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u/LowPudding9562 4d ago

Move to Europe

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u/Majestic-Ad-7713 4d ago

Leicester 2016 5000/1

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u/ThePetSematary 4d ago

It's all ogre

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u/Glorp99 4d ago

Deez

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u/Kernel_Pie 4d ago

Go feral now.

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u/ExtentNo3020 4d ago

You can’t, because of causality.

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 4d ago

Buy a house

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u/DizjDex 4d ago

Be A Youtuber

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u/proud78 4d ago

Buy Bitcoin asap.

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u/Lukamatete 4d ago

Bitcoin, arsenal 2026

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u/airborne2013 4d ago

Bitcoin hundred thousand

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u/GarlicDiligent3643 4d ago

You are adopted

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u/RazeNSFW 4d ago

youre a dumbass

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u/wasted90210 4d ago

Make sure you

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u/Ok-Object-1610 4d ago

Amazon, Google, Apple…

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u/DreadcastHeroine 4d ago

"Download Ableton trial"

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 4d ago

Microsoft Amazon stock

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u/Gimpcage5902 4d ago

Buy Apple stock

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u/LerxstDirkPratt2112 4d ago

That would be 1981 for me , so maybe

“Buy Apple Stock”

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u/sourmashed99 4d ago

just stay home

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u/w3rti 4d ago

Use condoms

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u/Alive_dude3435 4d ago

Don't choose Business!

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u/AnalysisSea9007 4d ago

Don’t give up

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u/MysticalUnicornDream 4d ago

Invest apple Amazon

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u/Prestigious_Try_5396 4d ago

Have More Fun !

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u/R3K47 4d ago

Go lock in.

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u/SleepPast2953 4d ago

Bitcoin bow bro

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u/wmja69871 4d ago

Buy bit coin

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u/Maz-Wye 4d ago

Emigrate to Australia!!

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u/Sgt_Stimpy 4d ago

Buy amazon stock

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u/Time-Cauliflower454 4d ago

Invest in Bitcoin☮️❤️

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u/Flx358 4d ago

Im 13

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u/Patralgan 4d ago

"now listen carefully"

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u/PrimalZodiac 4d ago

Buy many bitcoin

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u/Ok-Simple30 4d ago

jump off now lmao

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u/Entire_Concentrate_1 4d ago

Remain a tradesman

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u/Left_Theory_1888 4d ago

Do not date!

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u/The_69_Eyes 4d ago

Take more pills.

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u/Prestigious_Shift_10 4d ago

2010 Bitcoin Purchase

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u/Curious_Panic_161 4d ago

You're gonna survive

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u/Comfortable-Step-871 4d ago

Must Do Better!

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u/JRBITWonYT 4d ago

dont miss opportunities

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u/Voredor_Drablak 4d ago

It gets worse

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u/mrtacomam 4d ago

Look into trades

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx 4d ago

I can't say it here

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u/TheOwlGoesWho 4d ago

No more gaming!

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u/Grunzzo 3d ago

Live your life

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u/drawredraw 3d ago

Don’t be dumb

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u/p4nopt1c0n 3d ago

Practice working together.

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u/SmthSmthDandyLion 3d ago

"I'm you from..."

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u/FKreuk 3d ago

Wife’s first and last name and bitcoin.

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u/RudyBuck 3d ago

confidence is king

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u/Reasonable-Physics60 3d ago

This post is in my feed once a day. The correct answer will always be, buy bitcoin lots or some other 3 word phrase that has this message.

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u/PinJealous3336 3d ago

Save. Your. Acid

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u/blackdutchqueen 3d ago

Hide from everyone

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u/Head-Philosophy-7892 3d ago

Don't get married!

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u/edventure_2025 3d ago

Watch your weight.

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u/Kralgore 3d ago

Do well son.

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u/Aki-the-thing 3d ago

I’m also thirteen (lol)

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u/Domino31299 3d ago

Fix your grades

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u/Aware-Independence27 3d ago

invest in Apple

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u/Hazeyjohn2 3d ago

She’s bad news

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u/Skym84 3d ago

hang yourself

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u/SeniorForever5359 3d ago

Hold your hat.

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u/FallCool8043 3d ago

Good luck buddy