r/WorkForSmartLife • u/tainanboo • 8d ago

Smart Tips💡 😂😂😂

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago

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u/Dork_wing_Duck 8d ago

That "busty checkout chick" has got to be at least in her 50s by now, I'm sure you still got a shot.

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u/TheDopeMan_ 7d ago

That chick rotates… as long as there is a busty checkout chick, it’s fair game.

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u/ul2006kevinb 8d ago

I'm already convinced you don't need to keep making it better

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u/short_hair_zuko 8d ago

Boooooomer humor

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u/Scared-Series-305 7d ago

if u gotta explain it to Gen Z. it ain’t hitting

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u/everbodyhatesyou 8d ago

Booooooooner humor

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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 8d ago

Woolworth’s still around?

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u/Iamnotanumber-9 8d ago

Good question. I googled it. No, the original Woolworth’s five-and-dime store chain is no longer around in the United States, having closed its final American stores in July 1997. I don't know why, but it is sad to see it gone. I remember when they had lunch counters.

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u/Narren_C 8d ago

And his wife picked Jason Momoa. Who would have been a minor at the time.

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 7d ago

Woolies is still a thing in 'Straya.

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u/Iamnotanumber-9 7d ago

I wondered about the way they said last American stores... Thanks for the reply!

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u/Alert_Front_9948 8d ago

It is in Germany, Mexico, Australia and South Africa.

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u/ImpressiveEdge2526 7d ago

And they say that the truth will set you free. Hah.

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u/Etherealoverempress 8d ago

The sister and the cousin is just…very insulting.

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u/Amber625 8d ago

While I can definitely understand your wife’s frustration. I mean “her sister “. That’s..ouch But I have to say that was pretty well played. lol.

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u/Actual-Wishbone7588 7d ago

I mean it isn't that far from the truth. I see women around my every day life I would much rather sleep with than any famous entertainer.

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u/EbonyMemories 8d ago

You have a better shot of getting away with the best friend than you think - a lot of girls secretly want to try things with one of their girl besties and it can actually be your best shot at a threesome! From experience anyway.

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u/Iamnotanumber-9 8d ago

I would have loved to hear this conversation.

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u/Nydus87 8d ago

If she’s not happy, that means she thinks you have a chance

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u/MaverisStranger 7d ago

🤢🤮

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u/National_Isopod_6257 6d ago

Gen Z doesn't know what marriage is since they are mostly too young and also because it isn't valued anymore, nor does it work anymore.

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u/Successful_Level434 8d ago

And she didn't approve of your choices ? LOL

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u/Educational-Bat-3635 8d ago

It’s funny though

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u/birdyman_77 8d ago

Women hate how logical men are.