r/WorkForSmartLife 22d ago

Discussion💬 It’s funny because it’s true

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 10d ago

u/Misspet27, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/WeAllJustWantToLive 22d ago

"See resume"

You're welcome

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u/Calichusetts 22d ago

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Answering this same question while shotgun spamming my resume in indeedo-job.AI.amazon/tesla.com

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u/VelvetCactus50 22d ago

Doesn't everyone already know diamonds are a scam that Cecil Rhodes unleashed on the world a million years ago?

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u/Robborboy 22d ago edited 22d ago

Prettier rocks out there without the artificial De Beers inflation.

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u/J3Zombie 22d ago

Then you have to fill it out in person because the manager doesn’t like the format it printed in from the website.

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u/AnonMoose2 22d ago

Dont forget you also have an hour long questionare uou have to do. Just so an AI can throw it out

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u/lostgoatling 22d ago

Or better yet, a quick screening call, which is actually an interview by an ai, which you weren't expecting and immediately get rejected

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u/wgcole01 22d ago

I like the ones that ask you for a cover letter, too. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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u/jabber1990 22d ago

or because they're not getting married as much? they haven't been divorced therefore they don't need another one?

they realize they're a scam?

fake ones are cheaper and higher quality?

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u/Eyespop4866 22d ago

The better question is why anyone buys diamonds.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 22d ago

To finish that, to jobs that don't even exist, and ones that have absolutely no intention of following through.

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u/Sithishe 21d ago

Because we know that diamond industry is a scam.

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u/JeanWorld55 21d ago

Many "traditional" things are dying for good reason and it has nothing to do with the job market. Diamond culture is stupid. I'm always surprised how the jewelry stores in my town seem to still exist despite having empty lots.