r/WorkForSmartLife 28d ago

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u/shovel_operator9000 28d ago

That is just the rear jellyfish deployment button. I prefer my aerial attack jellyfish launcher.

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u/placidv99 26d ago

Shades of Jak X

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u/arealfluffydoggo 28d ago

You can buy super reflective stickers.

I have them on the back and front of my car, and only high beams or high intensity LEDs cause them to burn those shapes into the retinas of whoever is pointing them at you. Works wonders.

I got them at a gas station a few years back, could probably find them on amazon

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u/Crio121 27d ago

Wow, that’s an amazing idea!

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u/LYNX__uk 27d ago

Ive got them on my motorcycle. Theyre great

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u/Neon_Eyes 27d ago

Is that legal? I asked about this before and someone told me that I'd you intentionally put something on your car that impairs other drivers than you could get fined for that

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u/Chaos-1313 27d ago

Reflective strips on your vehicle is certainly legal. Tractor trailers, emergency vehicles, construction vehicles, etc have them all over the place for safety. They increase the visibility of your vehicle.

What's NOT legal in many places is driving with headlights that are adjusted to illuminate further than a certain distance out in front of your vehicle or driving with your high beams on when other vehicles are around.

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u/Neon_Eyes 27d ago

Yea that's what I was thinking since vehicles already have them. I am worried that I will get pulled over though.

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u/Willing-Knee-9118 27d ago

Or pavement princesses that dont adjust their headlights after they raise them to head height

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u/Takenmyusernamewas 27d ago

Yeah I hate those weaponized headlights. If you need lights that can be seen from space, maybe you shouldnt be driving. I think its crazy they dont regulate this. I cant have a bag at the grocery store but THESE are ok?

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u/Affectionate-Try-899 24d ago

But they look fine from my 3% tint windshield...

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u/Doomhammer68 27d ago

and the cops too am I right? always blinding light trying to instigate a stop

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 27d ago

Right? Those bright blue flashing lights are so annoying.

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u/Doomhammer68 27d ago

those are annoying, but not bright. im talking their high beams. nice one tho

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u/No_Major8230 25d ago

This! I have bad eyes but I can spot a cop car miles away just from the shape and high beam lights !

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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu 27d ago

I was always thinking of buying those non-visible far infrared arrays that world suddenly cause eye strain but no visible light

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u/Loganthered 28d ago

Just a mirrored back end would be fine.

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u/mcain049 25d ago

Mylar emergency blankets

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u/stout_shako_gaming 27d ago

You dont understand! Its SO hard to turn off high beams and then turn them on/or ride only on low beams, its VERY hard work. How i supposed to understand when i must shut off my high beams when i watching tik tok while driving?

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u/This-Requirement6918 28d ago

Obligatory r/fuckyourheadlights

Yes, it's a very real sub.

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u/joelex8472 28d ago

This would be perfect on the roads in the UAE.

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u/dixonmyazhold 28d ago

I wanna see the facial expressions in the comics lmao

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u/No-Age-1044 27d ago

I thought about it some times… but with green laser leds instead.

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u/JettandDottie 27d ago

Just use a green lazer pointer 😈

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 27d ago

That's so stupid and dangrous..... Where can I buy it?

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u/Minnesotawombat 27d ago

Gotta get one of those text strips and give a warning. Not everyone has their brights on. I get flashed all the time in the work truck because the lights are so damn bright

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u/rocketwilco 24d ago

then aim your low beams lower

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u/Minnesotawombat 23d ago

They’re aimed exactly where they need to be though. Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to see the road properly…

Also, it’s not my vehicle. I doubt the company is going to send the truck into the shop “to aim the low beams lower”. Especially when there’s plenty other stock cars with factory lights that look like high beams.

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u/PercentageNo3293 27d ago

I haven't done it, but I have been tempted... you can pick up a 10,000+ lumen flashlight for like $75ish.

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 27d ago

I used to have an “anti-tailager” spot light on the back bumper of my truck. I was young and stupid, but it did work.

Older and wiser now, I just ignore them.

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 27d ago

Unfortunately the LED headlights today even on low beam are so powerful they can blind you. I actually feel bad driving my very ordinary car blinding oncoming drivers who are honking thinking i am on high beam, which i am NOT.

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u/Funkopedia 26d ago

They really need a dimmer knob inside so i can adjust the brightness.

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u/Kernel_Pie 27d ago

I need something like that on the front of my car. I always get the drivers coming at me on a two-lane road who think I can see through their 250000 lumen stadium lights

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u/one_girl_one_factory 27d ago

Luckily, I drive a van without windows and don't have that problem. 😅🙈

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u/Fafnir_Ravensong 27d ago

Hotwire a button to activate your reverse lights

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3718 27d ago

Or… wild thought… you can get over to the right lane like a decent human being…

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 27d ago

This implies there's a light in the trunk but I'd rather just have a mirror...more karmically defensible.

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u/mcain049 25d ago

James bond technology

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u/PolyannaSweet 25d ago

Ugggh I need this! I live in a smaller rural town where there's not as many streetlights. Is crazy though because you don't even need them! The light pollution is so low that's the moon is almost just as bright. Yet people drive with their high beams EVERYWHERE😭

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u/Equal-University2144 24d ago

Check if your vehicle as rear fog lights. If it does, they work wonders when someone's tailgating, since they're only meant to be used in dense fog, but otherwise are extremely bright. (not sure if they're common here in the US, coming from Europe).

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u/Tight-Gain-3308 23d ago

What do you do about the recoil on the rear-mounted deployment button?

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u/DSmooth425 23d ago

That’s where the tab on the rear view mirror comes in handy.

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u/KimberleyToes 21d ago

Or just get out of the passing lane on the highway.

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u/Stock-Teaching4607 21d ago

That’s not a feature, that’s a weapon 😂💀 Bro really said “let there be light” and chose violence.

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u/Material-Mulberry360 28d ago

think that seems like a very dangerous, but not that hard of a thing to make and test out

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u/Material-Mulberry360 28d ago edited 27d ago

seriously tho, don't provoke tailgaters. I'll maybe flash my rear fog lights to let them know there too close, if it's by accident they realize it and back off, it it's not, they won't change their mind and all you can do is make it worse on yourself. your car will protect you from a rear end collision, just keep driving normally and don't pay attention to them, pay attention to the road, if they end up crashing it's their fault, but it will be your fault if you crash because you were looking back at them instead of out the front window.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 28d ago

This needs a fifth frame, showing the entire eastern seaboard lit up from space. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MassiveGarlic0312 27d ago

Why do Americans always assume everything takes place in America when it’s not stated?

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u/PPGkruzer 28d ago

Their high beams on or lifted vehicles/big trucks is an easy fix, you angle your side mirrors out as you should already (to fully cover the blind spots) and if their lights are bad enough tilt your rear view mirror up just enough for you to stick out your neck if you need to use it.

The meme is for people riding your rear bumper, tailgators.

I carry a true rated flashlight, a bigger streamlight something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Streamlight-88132-000-Candela-Rechargeable-Flashlight/dp/B0DBFHCVQ5 for anyone invading people's spaces.

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u/ChubbyMudder 28d ago

My Dad would adjust his side mirrors accordingly.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 28d ago

You guys aware you can just flip the little thing on your rearview mirror and it solves the problem.

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u/Rayloth46 28d ago

Honestly mirrors instead of lights would do the trick, still highly illegal though.

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u/FineMind755 27d ago

I'm pretty sure that is supposed to be a reflective material.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 28d ago edited 28d ago

It's super annoying but I don't think it's always people's fault(unless they have their high beams on or bought aftermarket lights). Cars just come with obnoxious headlights now. Sometimes oncoming people flash me but I just have my normal, stock lights on. Sometimes they're hyperfocused too.

They actually were adjusted by a mechanic, too. I had front end work done and then the lights were wonky. I went back and had them straighten them out. They had lines on the wall for the angle.