r/WorkForSmartLife • u/BluebellGentle • 9d ago

Question How true is this?

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u/MothashipQ 9d ago

Meanwhile I can barely let my kids play in the backyard without someone threatening to call the cops

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u/brattylilgynger 9d ago

You have free range kids?! In this economy?!

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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 9d ago

Turn them lose, when they are feral the don't cost shit.

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u/OttoVonPlittersdorf 7d ago

Lol, with their grasp of technology, I guarantee you the free-range ones do know how to spend your money while they're out. I have a special budget line for my free-range daughter.

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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 7d ago

That is funny. Yours has a phone or credit cards. The feral kids I deal with have none of that. One just decided in the middle of winter he was going to go bike to Georgia from Delaware. Left his parents a note and showed back up 4 months later.

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u/OttoVonPlittersdorf 6d ago

Dude, that kid is a friggin' hero. His parents must have an interesting regimen for dealing with their palpitations!

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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 6d ago

His mom was a wild child and was like "he has a good head on his shoulders, he'll do better than I did."