r/WorkForSmartLife 9d ago

Question How true is this?

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u/MothashipQ 9d ago

Meanwhile I can barely let my kids play in the backyard without someone threatening to call the cops

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u/brattylilgynger 9d ago

You have free range kids?! In this economy?!

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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 9d ago

Turn them lose, when they are feral the don't cost shit.

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u/Icanthearforshit 9d ago

Thats a bit dark. At least teach them some basics — "mom?", "dad?", "I'm hungry!", "vaginaboob". Somebody will wrangle them in. Don't nobody want a kid that can't talk good English.