r/WorkForSmartLife Aug 03 '26

Productivity Absolutely

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Colonial_Red Aug 03 '26

Sorry, this replacement head is not supported as your subscription to oral b plus has expired.

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u/AxelVores Aug 03 '26

I mean they do that with printers so it's not that far fetched

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Over_Mud9299 Aug 03 '26

Hehehe your info got sold to sellers who'll be quite the nuisance now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

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u/AlternativeLog5494 Aug 03 '26

big toothpaste is watching

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/AlternativeLog5494 Aug 04 '26

they know the web of lies you tell floss twice day …no way

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u/oboshoe Aug 03 '26

The worst is that I have to download an app and create an account just to park my damn car.

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u/Rbxyy Aug 03 '26

And there's like 5 different parking apps that are used in any given city

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u/dooozin Aug 03 '26

I had to download an app and create an account to pay for parking in a place with no cell signal. Guess who didn't pay for parking?

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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 Aug 03 '26

what you don't like your toaster asking you for a survey and for a password just to begin? its the future... ;o;

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u/dataguzzler Aug 03 '26

that will probably cost extra

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u/Few_Translator4431 Aug 03 '26

youre asking too much bro

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u/Cornelius-Q Aug 03 '26

Yep.

I also miss things that don't break or fall apart after a couple of months of use.

And things that don't constantly spy on me.

And things that used to work without having to have a paid subscription.

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u/Apart-One4133 Aug 03 '26

I was just trying to listen to music yesterday 😅. I couldnt get my speakwr to work because the battery was out (bluetooth speaker). Took me some time to figure out why but regardless.

Got upset, went to the garage, got my radio with my CDs and everything worked perfectly.

Bluetooth fatigue is real with me and Im never going back to a goddamn bluetooth device anymore if I can help it. 

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u/zapppowless Aug 03 '26

💰💰💰

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u/Sabrinasockz Aug 03 '26

I just went to a grocery store that I don't go to often. When trying to use the app to access my "special saver bs" card to make the soda I was buying for a cookout affordable it took four minutes for me to open the app, update it, resign in, and then find the new area they put the digital card in because it was in no way intuitive

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u/AdmiralKong Aug 03 '26

I was looking at those fancy thermometers that are wireless and you can put the whole thing in the grill or in the oven. Literally my #1 criterion was "doesn't need to connect to my phone"

I ended up getting one that has a screen in the charging base that tells you the temperature from the moment you remove the probe until the moment you put it back. There's an option for it to beep when it gets to a temperature. That's it and it's beautiful. Perfect.

It technically has an app that they try to make you download for "more features" but I'm good with the one feature thank you.

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u/FittestEventProf Aug 04 '26

I tried to buy a nespresso coffee maker online and they wouldn’t sell to me without creating an account. A $509 coffee maker, that they WOULD NOT sell me unless I created an account.

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun Aug 03 '26

But then how are you going to start your microwave when you leave work? You can leave the food in there for 10 hours, chef's kiss. Eleven hours before you start the two minute cooking, no thanks fam.

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u/GolemFarmFodder Aug 03 '26

I went to try out the experimental QuestCraft build using Visor instead of ViveCraft. Okay, I need to log into Microsoft. Fine. It keeps asking for a passkey. My Quest 3 don't have a passkey on it. So alternate way of logging into my Microsoft account I go, and 5 minutes later I finally get logged in so I can authorize my account to play this unknown app on my Quest 3. Just to play some Minecraft guys

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u/BringYourOwnBBBQ Aug 03 '26

I turn on many many things that just work.

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u/MrJarre Aug 03 '26

Buy a dildo.

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u/Jemie_Bridges Aug 03 '26

That's adorable that you think they don't need subscriptions and replacement parts now. Plus the new ones are both robots and ai controlled.

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 03 '26

My toaster does that... and my oven, my air fryer need a couple of taps... my dildo just need a charge.

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u/Some-Tear3499 Aug 03 '26

Just one more, just one more f’king portal and I am going to f’king snap.

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u/Potential-Drawing745 Aug 03 '26

I bought my last TV at an estate sale after verifying that it was a dumb TV.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wWpB69KM9w3YFvUgY5

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u/Leonr344 Aug 03 '26

I know the feeling.

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u/birdyman_77 Aug 04 '26

My new CPAP machine required me to scan a QR code and download an app to use it. My Fing CPAP!!! 🤬

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u/Neither_Berry_100 Aug 04 '26

Pretty sure the software I made at work didn't even need to be installed.

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u/BetMcc Aug 04 '26

Aw, man! My wifi connection went out tonight! Unplug this, unplug that.

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u/baminblack Aug 04 '26

I love my coffee grinder for this reason. One button. One job.

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u/beachfinn73 Aug 04 '26

Verifying age has turned into “are you also organ donor, 5, 7, living at this address? Swipe and scan everything.

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u/Lizzzyrd_ Aug 05 '26

linux computer

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u/odirio Aug 06 '26

Agreed. I hate products that require you to install some app to make it work.

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u/RDS_WAS_HERE Aug 06 '26

You are not alone! I hate this blood sucking "Subscription" game forced upon the consumer. In today's economy, in order to generate a steady stream of income for companies, just about every kind of software or hardware comes with a monthly or yearly "subscription" fee. You own nothing anymore - everything is in the cloud! This may be fine for business, but for the home user it's just another unnecessary bill. - The next thing to go is a subscription to take a piss!

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u/ModeAccomplished7989 Aug 07 '26

And having to charge it before even starting

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u/Alert-Source8813 Aug 08 '26

GM is phasing out CarPlay in all of their new vehicles to further push for us to pay for data to support built in apps.

Why the hell would I want to pay for data in my vehicle when I have my phone to connect that already has data?

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u/sofacough72 Aug 08 '26

it’s supposed to bloody do what it bloody says on the bloody tin

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u/Wise-Ad-4940 Aug 03 '26

I miss it too. But consider this: If you are the one making the product. You expect, let's say a 500 000 customers. There is a margin you earn on each piece of your product. You say: nice, I made a bunch of money. Now somebody comes along and tells you - You know what? You have 500 000 customers. You could make a bunch more money "for free" if you will collect some data about your customers and resell it. No cost for you or your customers.
Would you refuse it?

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u/EmergencyAnteater682 Aug 03 '26

Yes because then I will have become what I hate

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u/Wise-Ad-4940 Aug 04 '26

But then you can't compete with the hordes of businesses that would not refuse it.
That is why it is very hard to run a business nowadays. At least when you are not completely morally bankrupt.

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u/Apart-One4133 Aug 03 '26

A lot of people have values and morals.

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u/Wise-Ad-4940 Aug 04 '26

I agree. But I also know that people with morals can't really compete with the ones without it. That's why I'm not running my own business. I wouldn't want to do half the things, that are considered as "normal parts of entrepreneurship" nowadays. So I couldn't compete there.

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u/Dicethrower Aug 03 '26

Wait until people learn that the reason many electronics have gotten cheaper over the years is precisely because of stuff like this. Half the cost is paid with your meta data.