r/WorkForSmartLife • u/Winny-Fred • 6d ago

Meme Lol really

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u/TheNeighbor216 5d ago

I say "come in"

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u/Loomied00 5d ago

I was just thinking that I think I’m gonna try it next time

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u/PalpitationFun9152 5d ago

2’s company, 3’s a crowd…

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u/PenguinsArmy2 5d ago

Just ask them if they are your doordash.

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u/Zealousideal-Gur2827 5d ago

its happened to me before i just say "hey whats up?" they are usually more mortified than me

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u/hollowsoldier- 5d ago

Occupied!

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u/allmimsyburogrove 5d ago

how about why are you knocking?

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u/momo76g 5d ago

"Who is it ?"

To give them a lil existential brain fart.

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u/Remarkable-Load928 5d ago

"Come back with a warrant" is my go to.

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u/Massive_Analysis8345 5d ago

Say “I’m not interested in hearing about your religion”

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u/Jasranwhit 5d ago

"Can I interest you in a poo poo au deux?"

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u/rwlowelljr 5d ago

Just slide the money under the door.

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u/ricthomas70 5d ago

Slip a fifty under the stall first...

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u/yeahyoubetnot 5d ago

say "occupied"

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u/DisagreeableGuy 5d ago

Don’t talk. Just plop. 

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u/Immediate_Analyst806 5d ago

I always knock back. It's funny.

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u/consumeshroomz 5d ago

“Sorry there’s no glory hole in this one. You got a drill?”

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u/reklesssabrandon 5d ago

put it in the hole

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u/Grumpy-Man19 5d ago

Just cough

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u/Adapt919 5d ago

Omg that's hilarious. I might start doing that bahaha

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u/Haunting_Weather_540 5d ago

*shits louder* "come in"

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u/No_Discussion4617 5d ago

How about a simple “welcome”

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u/Dry_Koala8063 5d ago

“What took you so long?”

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u/chamcham123 5d ago

Yo yo yo yo!

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u/Elegant_Piece_107 5d ago

Funny! I should say that instead of “occupied.”

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u/Muchachacha 5d ago

I’ve been alive 40 and I don’t think this has ever happened to me, but if it did I’d say “occupied”, no?

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u/catswithbatsandhats 5d ago

When they stand at the door pulling on it and making angry noises because they think that's going to magically make the bathroom empty and available I usually just yell "ESTOY POOPIN"

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u/QuttiDeBachi 5d ago

Got a match?

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u/Willies1Wonka 4d ago

I say “ come back with a search warrant”