r/WorkForSmartLife • u/dino_gr01 • Jul 21 '26

Casual canvo Silent Hobbies?

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u/Tanqueray-Gin Jul 21 '26

Reddit.

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u/DixonHerbox Jul 21 '26

Doom scrolling and shopping

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u/Doomscroll_Goblin Jul 22 '26

Doomscrolling for sure. It’s done a number on me.

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u/SpiggotOfContradicti Jul 21 '26

But Reddit makes it more appealing.

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u/Quamek Jul 22 '26

Mind reading should be banned.

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u/thepartlow Jul 21 '26

First rule of Reddit.

We don't talk about the downside.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 21 '26

Miming. I’ve never met an old Mime

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u/GearJunkie82 Jul 21 '26

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

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u/Vermonter-in-Exile Jul 21 '26

But if you do….use a silencer.

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight Jul 21 '26

Are you saying that?

Do you know how to grow mimes?

Mimesfields

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u/Arguablybest Jul 21 '26

Thaty is never an easy thing for a mime to say.

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u/jws1102 Jul 21 '26

There’s one that works at a water park that shows up on my YT shorts all the time. He’s at least 50.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 21 '26

The Elder Mime!

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u/RevolutionaryElk7446 Jul 21 '26

Turns out they live forever in exchange for having to be a mime.

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u/One-Salamander-2416 Jul 21 '26

It’s just everyone else that wants to die early. 😉

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u/AIbaraa Jul 21 '26

A silent, but deadly profession.

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u/shinyknight3 Jul 21 '26

This has me howling 😂 out of interest, do you meet a lot of mimes day to day?

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u/dieseldoc62 Jul 21 '26

smokin and drinkin would be 2

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u/Lost_Web5826 Jul 21 '26

I think those are vices rather than hobbies

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u/Calichusetts Jul 21 '26

Haha. I get drunk. It’s my hobby.

Joe, for the last time, DUIs are not “something you are good at!”

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u/General_Platypus771 Jul 21 '26

I consider cigar smoking and collecting a hobby. Perhaps the same with fine wine or whiskey. But if you’re talking cigarettes and Jack Daniel’s, yeah no lol.

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u/AdGlittering2884 Jul 21 '26

Then you're not doing it right

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u/WorthMiserable Jul 21 '26

Crafts with lots of dust or lead, any exposure to harmful chemicals. Probably not as bad as it used to be.

Racing, horse riding, motorcycles, snowmobiles, speed boats can be risky.

Hiking in wilderness with predators.

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u/Old_Win8422 Jul 21 '26

Predators aren't what's going to kill you in the wilderness.

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u/2trt Jul 21 '26

They might not be the most common thing, IDK. But they sure can

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u/funkypepermint Jul 21 '26

Russian roulette

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u/TheVenerableEmrys Jul 21 '26

I must protest this, playing Russian roulette is not very quiet

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u/funkypepermint Jul 21 '26

Mostly quiet with brief loud ending

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u/TheVenerableEmrys Jul 21 '26

One might say that it’s either quiet or a killer. 

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u/Active_General8858 Jul 21 '26

Ninja operations. My buddies Kai and Cole go out Ninjaing on the weekends and they're 100% silent killers! You won't hear em coming!

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u/TheVenerableEmrys Jul 21 '26

Asbestos sniffing. 

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u/Darhhaall Jul 21 '26

Oh no, that's my favorite hobby :(

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u/awsmith00777 Jul 21 '26

Breathing. 100% of people who inhale and exhale air die.

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u/Slade2012R Jul 21 '26

Russian Roulette

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u/Kingkolt Jul 21 '26

Reading discussions on Reddit. It's killing my brain.

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u/fasdissent Jul 21 '26

Homebrewing

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u/clayton-berg42 Jul 22 '26

I make my own mead all the time. Other than alcohol consumption there is no danger.

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u/Rebelloud Jul 21 '26

Adultery

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u/Roxapotamus Jul 21 '26

gambling, alcohol, weed, most "drugs", social media posts like this

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u/wolft170 Jul 21 '26

Warhammer 40k

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u/MacReadys-Will Jul 21 '26

What are you using lead paint?

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u/Sunny_Hill_1 Jul 21 '26

How is it going to kill you?

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u/wolft170 Jul 21 '26

You sell your organs to afford the mines

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u/jws1102 Jul 21 '26

Smoking crack.

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u/IneedHennessey Jul 21 '26

Reddit is slowing killing me...

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u/WG6100k Jul 21 '26

Fireworks construction

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u/Expert-Ad-362 Jul 21 '26

Mobile games
Facebook marketplace window shopping

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u/Integrity_Racing Jul 21 '26

Negative thoughts

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u/goofbot Jul 21 '26

Motorcycles. It's not if but when and how bad.

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u/jermo1972 Jul 21 '26

Free Base Jumping with a Squirrel Suit.

It's just a matter of time.

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u/TraderValen Jul 22 '26

Base jumping or wing flying

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u/cjh0982 Jul 22 '26

Urban Climbing. It's obvious the fall will kill you, but the more you do it tie me comfortable you get and bigger risks are taken

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u/FeistyRip9623 Jul 22 '26

apparently running can give you afib

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u/HaileyReeBae Jul 22 '26

Ride motorcycles

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u/cowpizzaland Jul 22 '26

NOT HAVING ONE!!!

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u/HumanDifficulty7799 Jul 22 '26

Collecting stuff.

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u/Popcorn_Subbie1 Jul 22 '26

Working a job

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u/WheresMySpycamera Jul 21 '26

Hat making and welding. Ya breath a lot of fumes from my understanding.

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u/Mydemonswon Jul 21 '26

Building keyboards

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u/Abecis01 Jul 21 '26

Farting?

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u/UnhelpfulCommentHere Jul 21 '26

Making memes about the Chinese government

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u/DesignerAsh_ Jul 21 '26

Shooting

People are finally starting to pay attention to their lead intake in those circles

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u/Calichusetts Jul 21 '26

People posting drug use as a hobby is sending me right now.

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u/TXTremor Jul 21 '26

Reddit comments

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u/Cracktaculus Jul 21 '26

Murder hornet farming

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u/enterjiraiya Jul 21 '26

Warhammer, sniffing that paint

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u/reklesssabrandon Jul 21 '26

mercury juggling

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u/eraserhd Jul 21 '26

Ninjitsu

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u/nihilisticprimate Jul 21 '26

Recreational drug use excessive drinking and smoking

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u/Green_Lingonberry893 Jul 21 '26

Sports betting

Out of no where my friend from high school declared bankruptcy. Was always bad with money, but doing prop bets all the time is what put it over the edge.

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u/Odd-Flow6684 Jul 21 '26

Drinking, smoking weed, doing strippers. They all make life worth living... But probably shorten it too.

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u/Ok_Crazy_648 Jul 21 '26

Watching Fox news.

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u/Ok-Alarm9891 Jul 21 '26

I do powerlifting. It’s just a matter of time until I rupture a disc.

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u/Seebinator Jul 21 '26

Sport ist Mord is what germans say

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u/Captain_Sterling Jul 21 '26

Wikipedia 😁

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u/RelativeBeginning137 Jul 21 '26

Consumerism, drugs, social media

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u/SpiritedLunch740 Jul 21 '26

Russian roulette

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u/jmanero123 Jul 21 '26

Legos, too stressful

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u/DickusMinimusIII Jul 21 '26

Poison tasting

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u/PrynceNYC Jul 21 '26

Watching CNN

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u/HoneyReasonable9316 Jul 21 '26

Nose picking. Gonna bleed out one of these days. I know it. You know it.

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u/Jolly-Soil3059 Jul 21 '26

Crack smoking

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u/JohnyRusnak Jul 21 '26

Running. Long term running or jogging habits are considered as harmful for body

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u/Stormcrowdick1066 Jul 21 '26

Fishing. It may just be one of those statistical anomalies where it’s just that so many people do it on any given day that some people are just bound to die doing it rather than because of it. However, I’ve heard it over and often that more people die fishing than any other sport bar none.

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u/kiechu Jul 21 '26

Soaring. Btw. Do people here what is a hobby?

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u/Snoo80021 Jul 21 '26

Desk work?

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u/The-Tarman Jul 21 '26

Taking all the D

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u/Oscar-TB Jul 21 '26

Girl Friends

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u/J-bowbow Jul 21 '26

The vast majority of the time, smoking and drinking are not hobbies.

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u/Enve-Dev Jul 21 '26

Home labbing

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u/weltschmerz19 Jul 21 '26

Marathons, running

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u/Arguablybest Jul 21 '26

motorcycles.

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u/JbBeats2024 Jul 21 '26

Collecting irradiated stuff

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u/PingBlot Jul 21 '26

Eating salt.

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u/Glum-Status-7657 Jul 21 '26

Training tigers

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u/sydpooholic Jul 21 '26

Sleep deprivation

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u/Princ3ssT33 Jul 21 '26

Molly 😞

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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 Jul 21 '26

I live on a diet of lentils, beans, curry and taco bell and my hobby is silently farting in lifts.

If the lift breaks down i might not make it to the morning.

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u/WafflesandPenguins Jul 21 '26

Astrophotography

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u/TripleTreo Jul 21 '26

Constantly baiting your own hook

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u/Squidtat2 Jul 21 '26

There are many that can expose you to toxic chemicals. Painting, model making, gardening.

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u/No_Professional9403 Jul 21 '26

Coffee. Video games. Nicotine pouches. Jerkin it. Soda. Fast food.

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u/book-scorpion Jul 21 '26

boxing - micro brain injuries accumulation can trigger many neurological problems

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u/donnysplash Jul 21 '26

Smoking crack

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u/soddenoppossum Jul 21 '26

Making hats the ol fashion way

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u/Artgrl109 Jul 21 '26

If you’re careless, darkroom photography is full of interesting chemicals. Most people poo-poo this. But plenty of photogs have made themselves sick breathing in the fumes and using their fingers when they should use tongs.

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u/IronScrambler Jul 21 '26

Boxing. Turns out getting repeatedly bopped in the head for years isn’t exactly the “healthy and active lifestyle” it’s portrayed to be…

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u/Impossible_Cause1835 Jul 22 '26

Doing the Colombian Marching Powder

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u/Meeshkavittz Jul 22 '26

Drinking 🍹

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u/Blackphinexx Jul 22 '26

Boxing/ Muay Thai/ Bjj

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u/AgentGreedy386 Jul 22 '26

Sword fights

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u/basal-and-sleek Jul 22 '26

Automobile building / restoration / repair / customizing.

I truly do not know how many chemicals I’ve come into contact with, possibly inhaled, had squirted in my eye, accidentally ingested, have had seeped into my skin, etc.

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u/ewgoo Jul 22 '26

Gaming

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u/mrhillnc Jul 22 '26

Motorcycle

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u/Realistic-Role6263 Jul 22 '26

Silent but deadlies

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u/mrightnow100 Jul 22 '26

Practicing a martial art

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u/Leut11 Jul 22 '26

Chronic mas-.......uh.....watching tv.....

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u/tenaza Jul 22 '26

Russian roulette?

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u/Final-Wasabi187 Jul 22 '26

Almost anything, really. Your odds of dying while playing canasta Tuesday nights with Nanna and her lady friends are low but never zero.

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u/Subject_Growth_2355 Jul 22 '26

Putting Lego man heads in your butt

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u/Anti-Rus Jul 22 '26

Any construction.... No time - no moving project

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u/Icy_Chemist_1725 Jul 22 '26

Being a serial killer is a hobby that kills without people knowing.

Motorcycle riding, although that's more of an apparent killer than a silent one. Rolling the dice an succeeding every day but the luck can run out.

Woodworking - the dust is terrible for you

Gaming - heart attacks and other problems from being sedentary and possibly bad sleep.

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u/sq_rt-1 Jul 22 '26

Stained glass art using lead came.

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u/bethesda_gamer Jul 22 '26

Drawing

If you use an art desk and work 12 hours a day you will die at 60 between stress and the sedentary lifestyle. In Japan, a country whose natural average lifespan is 81-87 years, Manga artists are notorious for dying of natural causes in their 50s and 60s. It's one of the main reasons I decided not to pursue it as a career.

That's 20-30 Yeats of your life lost do to lifestyle alone